Funny Season 2 PK story (The old chargers at it again) ifr

madcat2k1

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Funny Season 2 PK story (The old chargers at it again)

So I'm rushing my friend with my IK barb, this is USEast HCL ladder btw.

I have BO on and this lvl 24 eth snapper comes in and hostiles me. I mean I'm lvl 90 and I tell him I'm not going to fight him.

He starts calling everyone names included me and I take no notice. He comes rushing down durance lvl 3 (Was doing meph for my friend) and charges at my friend and wastes him and he (the pker) goes to town straight away before getting near me and talking crap again, saying "thx for ear" - "ur next baba".

He says "a1" about 5 times and I say ok. So I go to act 1 and he's waiting near the bridge for me to come out.

Obviously he was jacked up with max dmg jewels and his eth snapper.

Anyhow, my merc is using bonehew with shael shael in it and lev + andy vis.

So I res my merc, stick on a tele amu and go near the bridge. He goes out and tries ot obviously look cool by charging at the bridge.

I know he'll run to town if I go out so I tell loads of bull and say "I got no life. I'll die!"

He gets all excited and charges more at the bridge while I'm inside town.

"come" he says, 3 times. So I go out a little and run back in instantly to make him feel more powerful.

He walks back to do another bridge charge and I go out and tele RIGHT into him and he dies in under 1 second.

"Thanks for ear" I say and leave.

But what a waste....

So my ear is still on and what happened to his my ear is next line :D But seriously what the hell is wrong with that kind of situation.

Please don't say I am a pussy for for not going out and just wasting him in the start, I knew he would of ran to town if I was like "Np you're gonna die" and just walked out there.

What do you think? He's stupid or just damn brave.

Even he he could do 10k dmg on a charge with that snap, I doubt he could even hit me. But in the end, psychologically he lost because his adrenaline was pumping too much at the time.

I'm not boasting, because a lvl 90 vs 24 is hardly fair and I feel a bit of a pussy by killing him but I hate big tough guys in D2.
 

Phantom_Man

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He was dumb enough to hostile you, he deserved to die.

I seriously doubt he could've hit you too. IK has pretty nice defense.

Phantom- :drink:
 

madcat2k1

Diabloii.Net Member
Phantom_Man said:
He was dumb enough to hostile you, he deserved to die.

I seriously doubt he could've hit you too. IK has pretty nice defense.

Phantom- :drink:
Just to add more humor. As soon as he died in 1 hit, he left instantly. Which means he was using chicken, however that didn't do much good to insta death did it.
 

NightShade

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Most anybarb I built (cept for that aweful zerker...bah) had over 3k life by the 80 mark and a good smattering of def, I doubt a 24 charger could seriously harm you and it'd be one quick zerk away before they bit it.

His chickenhack not saving him is still quite funny.
 

STINGER

Diabloii.Net Member
All is fair in PKK other than hacks......he hit the freakin button and you abliged by making him pay for his stupidity.

Chin up an smile you are not lame/pussy!

:clap:
 

NightShade

Diabloii.Net Member
Agreed. If I hostile you I intend to take your life and gold.

I know full well what I'm getting into. My new pala will be stomping down some barbs soon enough anyhow :)



Basically I no longer define what that was as a pkk as much as a duel. Same with hostile/hunt. THey chose to stay and fight therefore duel...other forms of attack are more PK ish.
 

cyradis2003

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NightShade said:
Agreed. If I hostile you I intend to take your life and gold.
:scared: If you are ever on East and come after me just ask for the gold, I will be happy to drop some in town for you .... as I flee in terror.
 
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