Funny PS3 story

Secko

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Funny PS3 story

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Please read the amazing story of how i got this ps3

i went out wednesday afternoon to the local walmart to start camping out. when i got there, there were already 12 people ther so i got in line being number 13. i talked around and found out the first 6 people there had been there since monday, total hardcore nerds all planning to keep them. bragging about how only they should get the system since theyve been there the longest. how they are so dedicated and how if you dont want to do the time, you shouldnt get a system. generally being complete assholes. good for them. we had a hours to pass so we became friends and played some cards and whatnot. the 6 guys in front kept to themselves and didnt associate with the rest of us. we were cool with each other leaving the line to get food, bathroom, smoke, etc since we all knew each other and as long as they were back in 30 minutes. i was about to leave to go buy some KFC for a good number of us and when i stepped out of line, one of the nerds shouted that if i left, i would lose my spot. the other guys told him that they were vouching for me and that i was just getting food but those 6 assholes didnt care. they said i leave, i lose my spot and that was the rules and they would call the manager (they had his number) to come out and enforce it. i said whatever and stayed in line.

a few hours later, the manager came out and told everyone that there were only going to be SEVEN available. they have them in their store and theyre not getting anymore. he told the people after # 7 they should leave if they wanted to not waste their time. me being number 13 should have left but i didnt, i wanted to stick around for a little bit more. everyone else left except me and the 7 other people that were getting it for sure. so the day goes on and i try to make friends with the nerds. i play mario kart on the ds with them and talk to them about the games they were getting. about an hour or 2 later, i tell im gonnna head home since im 8 in line and theres only 7 ps3s. one of them made some stupid joke about if i leave the line then i aint getting back in!! har har. so as im about to leave, i tell them im going to the vons next door and if any of them wanted any food or coffee and id bring it back to them. one of them said yea and all the rest like sheep followed and said yes too. they were gonna give me money but i told them it was on me since theyve been out here since monday. the 7th guy in line wanted some food and coffee and i told him id buy some for him also.

so i go to vons and buy 8 coffees, some food, and some x-lax laxatives. i bring it to my car and put some laxatives in 6 of the coffees and seperate them from mine and #7s. i pull back to walmart and bring all the drinks and food upfront. i give #7 his stuff and then the coffees with laxatives to the 6 nerds annd wish them good luck and go back to my car. i park it around the corner so i can still see them.

about 30 minutes later, #2 and 3 in line get up and it seemed like they were yelling to the other nerds. they both ran into walmart. seconds later (i guess all nerds have the same biology) #5 gets up and runs across the parking lot and into the trees and bushes somewhere. #1 is scrounging for this portapotty type thing he'd brought with him but he is squirting everywhere and all over his pants and their sleeping bags. he runs into walmart. at this time, i start my car and drive back to the walmart to claim my spot in line. when i get there #4 and 6 are gone but i dont know where. #7 is laughing his *** off so hard and i just smile at him. i call up 5 of the other people that i had made friends with that were in line with me ( i had their phone numbers cause i was gonne buy to food for everyone) and told them to get back to the walmart ASAP and get in line. Meanwhile, me and #7 threw all their **** into the parking lot and i claimed my spot as #1, him as #2. 4 and the people i had called arrived and got in line just as 1 of the nerds came running back and got #7. he started yelling saying they need their spots back. we all told them to **** off, out of spot, out of line. it was all of us against him so he didnt say ****. the nerds came back and tried to start some **** but we just laughed, we told them it was their rule and to go **** themselves and clean the **** off their pants. the called security and security came. security man was like WTF is that ****in smell and looked at the nerds with **** all of them and kicked them off the grounds screaming LMAO. so that is how i got my ps3.

I hope this hasn't been posted before :lipsrsealed:
 

Phesto

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Story was pretty funny but I'm a bit skeptical.

I can't believe persons are willing to spend all that on eBay instead of just waiting for the sales to slow down. Then again some persons have plenty of money.

Another story I read on another message board (I looked, couldn't re-find it) basically said that via wordplay someone managed to auction off 3 OLD SONY PLAYSTATIONS - as opposed to PS3 - for a lot of money. Hilarious. There was a link to the sale but I only skimmed the story and then moved on.
 

Merick

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Story was pretty funny but I'm a bit skeptical.

I can't believe persons are willing to spend all that on eBay instead of just waiting for the sales to slow down. Then again some persons have plenty of money.

Another story I read on another message board (I looked, couldn't re-find it) basically said that via wordplay someone managed to auction off 3 OLD SONY PLAYSTATIONS - as opposed to PS3 - for a lot of money. Hilarious. There was a link to the sale but I only skimmed the story and then moved on.
I remember someone selling an Xbox 360 box when it came out.:prop:



 

Evrae Altana

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Pretty funny story. It's hard not to laugh when imagining a bunch of dudes running around with the runs. :laugh:
 

Dondrei

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It's funny, but only if it actually happened. Otherwise it's the oldest story in the book.
 

Ash Housewares

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but only if the first six in line were complete arses.
this is the least believable part of the story, it is possible that the poisoning occured, but with the villification of the victims to attempt to justify such terrible action being tacked on afterwards



 

Carino

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MinasMorgul

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Halarious! even if it didn't actually happen, though if it did it adds even more giggles.


I remember someone selling an Xbox 360 box when it came out.:prop:
if we're thinking of the same one, the auction was pulled over allegations he changed the description. I think it got upto $1200 before it was pulled though.

That was a funny day. :grin:



 

Yaboosh

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That is at least a more ethical scam (if that is possible) than the ones that sold just the boxes that came with the system.
 

Stompwampa

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this is the least believable part of the story, it is possible that the poisoning occured, but with the villification of the victims to attempt to justify such terrible action being tacked on afterwards
I don't see why the villification is the least believable. People do stupid stuff, but it is entirely possible that those people in line were really just jerks...assuming the story is true, that is.



 

Ash Housewares

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I don't see why the villification is the least believable. People do stupid stuff, but it is entirely possible that those people in line were really just jerks...assuming the story is true, that is.
it is far more likely that the person posting this is an evil sonuva***** trying to rationalize



 
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