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Funniest NPC saying?

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  1. GIR

    GIR Banned

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    Funniest NPC saying?

    I think this may have been done before, but I'm doing one now either way because I just found one that actually made me laugh.

    "Fate is like a caged gorilla. It will pelt you with dung if you mock it." - Warriv; on the Arcane Sanctuary.
     
  2. MatMan

    MatMan IncGamers Member

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    Definitely Gheed, talking about smoking Narlant Weed "until all earthly sense has left my body." Classic.
     
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    Yavanna IncGamers Member

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    "I named a boil on my *** after you..."
     
  4. Indemaijinj

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    A certain line of Gheed's that got edited out in one of the patches.
     
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    [color=#99FFC]This one's by far not the funniest, but I think it's pretty humorous.

    Click Me
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  6. festers50

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    That's my favorite, makes me wonder how close Narlant is to "Toledo Windowbox" :drool:
     
  7. BartXeno

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    Two gems from act 3:

    "Things are getting wilder than Ladies Night at the Slippery Fist" -Ashara

    "You know, people are like rugs. Hang them out a window and shake 'em a few times and you'll be surprised how much dirt comes out." -Hratli

    Then there are the booze and drug ones everyone mentions because, of course, drug and alcohol abuse are funny.
     
  8. Indemaijinj

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    I think Hratli is my favourite NPC, along with Alkor.
     
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    Speaking to Lysander after killing the summoner. "Horazon's Urinal? Oh Journal! Shame about those poor harem girls, I shall miss them deeply. I mean their conversations of course."

    Or something like that.
     
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    Lysander is a pervert. :clap:
     
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    Well, I like what Gheed says after you've retrieved the Horadric Malus, but still haven't given it to Charsi:

    "I guess it's too late to take back some of the names I called you."
     
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    "damnit"(alkor)
    i just like the way he says it
     
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    "damnit i wish you people would just leave me alone" <3 that's the only npc intro that i ever listen to anymore..

    -Lost
     
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    I don't remember the exact quote, but my favorite one goes something like:

    Alkor: Oh, Asheara is a very good customer. She buys a potion of manliness from me at least once a week.
     
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    Ok this might be the one that got patched out but here goes. As a pally, after you did the den and talk to gheed he'd say "if i were u i'd never thrust my holy scepter into that dark hole" or something along the lines of that, but i haven't seen it in forever. Hmm....might go try that in single player really fast.
     
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    Is that true. Oh man.......
     
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    I don't think drug and alcohol abuse are funny.....but i DO think some of the things ppl/say/the way they act while abusing drugs/alcohol are funny
     

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