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Discussion in 'Theorycrafting and Statistics' started by snapper316, Mar 17, 2004.

  1. snapper316

    snapper316 IncGamers Member

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    Funniest Item Found

    Anyone else have a suggestion for the funniest item name?

    I do, yesterday I found a Shillelagh.

    I was like, wt heck is this.
    Never heard of it or had seen it before.

    So its a sorc staff, and it had 2 sockets.

    So i made a nice LEAF runeword out of it.
    Can anyone think of any other funnier names of items? Just thought i'd post this somewhere, and how funny the item name was.
     
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    Pus Spitter's kinda funny..
     
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    cOMMANDo IncGamers Member

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    the giant conch

    everytime i find one of those it cracks me up, cause i read couch instead of conch

    look baby(my wife) i found another giant couch, good thing to, cause killing all those monsters was making me tired
     
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    That one's even funnier if you speak spanish. Ask somebody what concha means.

    The Frog
     
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    Breath of the dying

    It should be very smelly. And, thats why it gets that annoying chance to cast level xx poison nova.....
     
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    i found a rare wand called "Imp Crack" once, and a rare monarch called storm shield
     
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    lenymo sash is the best/funniest
     
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    oscarmk1 IncGamers Member

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    I have seen quite some Shillelagh however its defiintly a rare item. There should be a unique one.
     
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    I once found a rare monarch too - Eagle Horn
    Kinda odd.. :)
     
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    Couch

    Glad I'm not the only one who thinks he keeps finding a couch!
     
  11. Lyrs

    Lyrs IncGamers Member

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    I found a crossbow with that name also. now, which one of us was more disapointed? :lol:
     
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    Russet Russet Armour (preferably to be personalised by a char named 'Russet' afterwards...)

    Crown of Ages
     
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    The world's first homosexual weapon, the Mancatcher.
     
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    Bing sz wang

    criante vomir ( blatent vomit ) (( looked it up on a french translator))
     
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    The one and only Spiked Shield of Spikes! (Now with 50% more spikes for your spikey pleasure)
     
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    Cruel Bastard Sword.
     
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    "The Diggler"
    DIRK <--------unique dirk

    Boogie nights !!
     
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    Berzerker's Bererker's Berzerker Axe of Berzerk O_O
    Too bad no zerk charges.
    I saw Mike_Tyson's string of ears once, that was good.
     
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    ok dracoy holds the funniest personalize his guys name is Dracoy Skrew's
    Dracoy Skrew's Arreats face
    Dracoy Skrew's Deadcorpse
     
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    I once saw, on West, Jagged's Jagged Jagged Star.
     

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