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Fuel to the fire.. :p

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  1. SomeCanadianGuy

    SomeCanadianGuy IncGamers Member

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    Fuel to the fire.. :p

    Alright, so I figured I would give another joke a try today, see what you all think of it again. :teeth: Have fun!
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    The pope is visiting Florida and driving along the coastline in his pope-mobile.

    All of a sudden, he sees a guy in a Toronto Maple Leafs Jersey in the water, being attacked by a shark. The pope is horrified by the sight of this poor man being torn apart by a shark.

    A boat comes out of nowhere and gets up beside the poor victim. In it are 3 guys wearing Montreal Canadiens jerseys. They grab the Torontonian being attacked and pull him out of the water, with the shark still attached to him. They start beating the shark and eventually club it to death and free the man from its grasp.

    The pope is overwhelmed and calls over the men. When they arrive, he says "My sons, I know of the rumors of a feud between the cities of Toronto and Montreal. For you to have saved him despite such a fact is truly commendable. I give you my blessings, may you forever go in peace." And the pope drives off.

    As soon as the pope is out of view, one Canadiens guy turns to the other two and says "Guess he's never seen anyone shark fishing before, has he?" :cheesy:
     
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    tintrail IncGamers Member

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    haha, made me laugh.. thank you scg woo woo
     
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    Wait, I thought it was spelled Canadian? And what the hell is a Montreeol?
     
  4. Ash Housewares

    Ash Housewares IncGamers Member

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    unfamiliar with the Canadiens?

    *fires heat seeking Rocket Richard at yaboosh*
     
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    Ha ha ha that was good keep em comin.
     
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    Canadian is the name of someone from Canada in English. Canadiens is how you would say that in French, but it also happens to be the name of the hockey team from Montreal (my hometown...). Go learn something. :teeth:
     
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    Wait, wait, I thought Hokey was something that was fake or fooled? I am confused.
     
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    *drops a house on Yaboosh*

    Problem solved. :teeth:
     
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    Yaboosh IncGamers Member

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    Why would dropping a hose on me solve anything?
     
  10. SomeCanadianGuy

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    No, Hokey is the earlier part of a little known pagan infant dance ritual. In this ritual, children would sing and dance around, putting body parts in and then putting them out. All this is followed by a little shaking it all about, and then turning oneself around. This is repeated until nearly all of one's body parts have been put in and then out.

    Now, hockey is a different story altogether.... :innocent:
     
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    Cause now we don't have to listen to you being difficult. ;)
     

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