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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Trionth, Sep 8, 2010.

  1. Trionth

    Trionth IncGamers Member

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    Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

    Have you been touched by his Noodly Appendage?
     
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    Re: Fsm

    He touched the wrong places. I had to perform a suffocation act involving a piano string. That'll teach him not to touch my cookie jar. It's mine.
     
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    Re: Fsm

    no, that would be the other monster. JK! JK! :D
     
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    Re: Fsm

    Some only claim to have been touched. Several cases have been thrown out of court due to lack of evidence. A missing rug is purely circumstantial.
     
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    Re: Fsm

    The Prophet of the Pastafarians has spoken! Let it be know henceforth forever: "A missing rug is purely circumstantial"
     
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    Re: Fsm

    What if someone ate the FSM? After all spagetti is naiiice :D
     
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    Re: Fsm

    Impossible. He would withdraw his presence from that mortal vessel.

    EDIT:
    The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta. If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some. He doesn't mind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship. Especially the sharing part. Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine. That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta
     
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    Re: Fsm

    Cthulhu Ate him once.
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    Re: Fsm

    *Thought processing come back later*
     
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    Re: Fsm

    Scientific proof the His Noodliness is all powerful. Even the great Cthulhu couldn't get rid of him!


     
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    Re: Fsm

    *gregorian chant*

    raaaaaMennn
     
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    Re: Fsm

    Our spaghetti
    Who art in the colander
    Hallowed be thy sauce
    Thy serving come
    Thy strands be wrung
    On forks as they are on spoons
    Give us this day our daily meatball
    And forgive us our starchiness
    As we forgive those who are starchy against us
    And lead us not into Kraft parmessan
    But deliver us from Chef Boy Ardee
    For thine is the garlic
    And the onion and the bay leaves
    For ever and ever.
    Ramen.
     
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    But you still haven't told me, if I ate the FSM would I become the FSM? The meatballs look tasty!
    >.>
     
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    Re: Fsm

    Edit to an earlier post.


     
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    But no, eating the pasta off of the monster, like, nibbling him! Yeah! This makes sense in my head...
     
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    Cthulhu speaks evil to your thoughts.


     
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    Re: Fsm

    .....I prefer pizza anyway.
     
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    Re: Fsm

    I'm a Deist but I'm also a master of the way of the CopyPastaFarian

    and I like Beer and Strippers
     
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    Yeah, hell would suck though. Warm Beer and STDs... no thanks. Cold and Clean for me.
     

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