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Freet is Bored

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Talga Vasternich, Nov 10, 2006.

  1. Talga Vasternich

    Talga Vasternich IncGamers Member

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    Freet is Bored

    What should we OTFers do to relieve the boredom of our beloved Freet?



    I say we find him a woman, or at least an open-minded man.
     
  2. Thyiad

    Thyiad Moderator Single Player, D2 Assassin, Barbarian

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    Perhaps we could tell him a story?
     
  3. ModeratelyConfused

    ModeratelyConfused Banned

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    Here's the story,
    Of a lovely lady,
     
  4. skihard

    skihard Banned

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    Who was a huge flirt
     
  5. Cannon Fodder

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    She loved to tease,
    and have the boys on their knees,
    all begging for a date.
     
  6. skihard

    skihard Banned

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    so far this story isn't so great
     
  7. Isolde212

    Isolde212 Banned

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    You're just jealous that the story's about me!



     
  8. DOC

    DOC Off Topic Moderator

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    Why all this hate?

    But then she met Freet,
    and thought he was Sweet



     
  9. Freet

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    I'm really feeling the love now.

    Especially from Isolde! :kiss:
     
  10. skihard

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    so she put him in a collar and pulled out a paddle
    swatted him twice then heard his fake teeth rattle



     
  11. Ariadne

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    Story telling is usually my business. I just hope he likes children's books.....that's what I work with.:scratch:
     
  12. Merick

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    Until she smelled his feet.



     
  13. Thyiad

    Thyiad Moderator Single Player, D2 Assassin, Barbarian

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    This thread went downhill quickly... :rolleyes:
     
  14. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    Luckily for the thread the donut shop was at the base of the hill.



     
  15. The Pharaoh

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    :soapbox:

    race downhill
     
  16. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    Let's all do a scene from the Pirates of Penzance!

    I am the Pirate King! And it is, it is a glorious thing to be the Pirate King!
     
  17. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    Cue the marauding army of mutant purple ninja monkeys
     
  18. ffejrxx

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    using lovecalculator the best match i can for him is Vivi at 93%
    i hope he likes childrens books

    ooh, Freet & mutant purple ninja monkeys = 95%
     
  19. Lord Nyax

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    Turns out Freet's true love isn't even a person...it's...a Rattlesnake? What could this possibly mean?
     
  20. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

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    Freet and a badger had a 39% chance
    Freet and a mushroom had an 89% chance

    This means that we all need a beer.
     

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