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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by asdf, Jun 2, 2005.

  1. asdf

    asdf IncGamers Member

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    Why don't I save you the expense and just tell you where I live?
     
  3. asdf

    asdf IncGamers Member

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    but then i won't be able to know the exact location of your crotch!
     
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    AeroJonesy IncGamers Member

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    Or how hot it is.
     
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    or how fast the heart pumping blood to it is beating
     
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    They can also be used against the stalkers who like to raid pantie drawers.
     
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    Keldaris IncGamers Member

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    hmmm....i hadn't thought of that application.

    technically it would be considered an invasion of privacy to use such a product on someone.
     
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    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    How is this for lazy stalkers? I don't know about you, but I'm not wearing panties left on my doorstep in a basket of candy. I have standards.
     
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    I think it's a joke, I tried going to the order page and none of the buttons look like they were made to work.

    Ehem, yes, just making sure it's a joke. Nothing to see here people.... >.>
     
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    Akira wanted to buy a pair, what a perv.
     
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    You fail. Contagiousmedia.com=fake.
     
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    Of course it's a joke, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun with it. I wonder if they make a vibrating version.
     
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    Just 1 of the (fake) testimonials for these panties. I like the bit about "if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene ..." and they have the gall to say they'd rather not become over-protective parents. Too late, it sounds like they already are.

    And the Dad suggests putting a video camera in the Mark II verison. Just what everyone needs live video of their crotches :D

    Regards
    Syxx
     
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    Trouble is it would be footage of other peoples crotches! As I imagine the lens will point away from the wearers body. And so if you buy them for your wife or daughter then all your going to see is... erm... you know...

    KnightFall
     
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    Wife wouldn't be so bad, daughter is creepy though.


    I would be more concerned about them not seeing the big glowing light emanating from their crotches that would be required to actually see anything.
     
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    Yeah it could be funny...

    Is that a spot-light in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

    :lol:

    KnightFall
     
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    Or reverse tan lines :eek:
     
  18. KnightFall

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    Ooooo! Imagine the pain of sunburn there...

    KnightFall
     

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