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  1. Sergeant

    Sergeant IncGamers Member

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    for all of your technological wet dreams

    Check this baby out. Here's the highlights for the dubious among you:

    • 3.8GHz Accelerated Hyper-Threading Intel® Pentium 4 Extreme Edition CPU w/ 2MB L3 Cache
    • 512K L2 Cache
    • 950MHz System Bus
    • PuRamâ„¢ No System Hard Drive Configurable
    • Up to 100 times faster than ATA/SCSI/FC HD based designs with Data Burst Speeds up to 8GB/s and I/O data requests at over 150.000 I/O sec
    • Enhanced CacheFlowâ„¢ Technology
    • SuperBIOSâ„¢ IBPT Technology
    • 180W Sub-zero Vapor Compression Cooling
    • PC4500 566MHz Dual-Channel Performance DDR, up to 4GB
    • Up to 16GB Total RAM with optional RamDrives
    • Over 8.5Gb/s Memory Bandwidth
    • ATA-133 RAID, Serial ATA-150 Connectivity
    • UltraSCSI-320 & FiberChannel Expansion
    • Up to 2 Terabytes of Colossal Storage Capacity
    • AGP Pro 8x Accelerated 256bit MemoryBus
    • Radeonâ„¢ 9800 Pro/ XT Graphics with 8 Pixel Pipelines at 3.04Gp/s Pixel Fil rate, 21.8GB/bandwidth & Multi-monitor, High-Definition support
    • Ultra High-speed 8x DVD+/-RW Optical Drive
    • Front Panel Multi-information LCD Status Display, External removable HD Storage racks with LCD Monitoring or Multi-Optical Drives interchangeable bays
    • FireWire 400 & 800 Ports
    • Up to 8 Full-Duplex USB2 480MB/s Ports
    • Multi-Channel Digital AI Audio with Artificial Intelligence Audio-Sensing Technology & S/PDIF Digital interface Gigabit LAN with AI Net (Artificial Intelligence Net-Diagnosing)
    • Up to 74 32-bit or 64-bit PCI slots expandability
    • 550W VF-Speed Power Supply
    • AI Ultra-low noise Q-Fan technology
    • 802.11G Wireless LAN & Bluetooth Expansion
    • Artificial Intelligence Auto-Recovery BIOS
    • Absolutely stunning design (Tru dat)

    More highlights:

    The machine I built (gamer edition) was about $12,500. I tricked out their most bleeding edge model and it came to a paltry 36,500.

    I love it. :worship:
     
  2. maccool

    maccool IncGamers Member

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    Sorry if I butchered it, I know how much it means to y'all to have Simpsons quotes pristine :drool:
     
  3. simplyLost

    simplyLost IncGamers Member

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    with those screens.. you could have a full sized nekkid woman laying on your desktop.. i say GG to you sirs..

    -Lost
     
  4. NightShade

    NightShade IncGamers Member

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    *Observes simply lost flying into the monitor in a comical, bird like, fashion*



    Yeah, not to be uh.....More low brow than usual, but that computer gives me a hard on. It makes me want to cry, but happy tears...Some how Tresspasser still chugs on it.
     
  5. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    This computer is no math for my 56 ghz cpu that i got from the future!
     
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    That thing would use more power than everything in my house
     
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    Choogy IncGamers Member

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    "Technological Wet Dream" is a perfect way to explain this...
    or maybe a "Whoa" from Keanu Reeves...
    :drool:
     
  9. LunarSolaris

    LunarSolaris IncGamers Member

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    More porno than I could ever possibly look at...........

    *stands in naked awe* :teeth:
     
  10. Shaigon

    Shaigon IncGamers Member

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    Nothing tops my 9 gig harddrive, NOTHING.
     
  11. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    It's sweet looking technoporn. Shame it isn't real though . . .
     
  12. asdf

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    would be nice, but go-l has been shown to be a total crap company. i'm sure they make computers with expensive components, but they just throw parts together, some of which aren't even compatible with one another, overclock some bits and sell at a high price.

    if you want high quality high performance computers, check out
    www.falcon-nw.com
    www.voodoo.ca
     
  13. Corneo

    Corneo IncGamers Member

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    *splat...*

    Dang it I did it again!
     
  14. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    Go-L hasn't been shown to be a company at all. Nobody anywhere has a single one of their machines, and the pictures they show (with the exception of the monitors) are all other companies' models.

    They sell an overclocked Intel chip despite the fact that Intel doesn't allow the marketing of overclocked chips by OEMs.

    "Miguel Liebermann" is supposedly a world-famous commercial director but nobody has seen any ads he supposedly worked on.

    The page I linked above has all the evidence. The whole shebang is either a painstakingly crafted joke page or an attempt to defraud people who give out their credit card numbers too freely on non-https pages.
     
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    Suicidal Zebra IncGamers Member

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    http://notebookforums.com/showthread.php?t=13041

    Well, someone got their notebock, but maybe it was not all it was cracked up to be :D.

    Whatever, this go-l saga has been an interesting read for the last 6 months. From when they ripped-off Apples website to the threatening e-mails they alledgedly send.

    All good fun :drool:
     
  16. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    They're out for blood all right!

    This company is run by either crooks or totally incompetent buffoons. I know I'd be happy sending thousands of dollars to either one of those types. :teeth:
     
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    Suicidal Zebra IncGamers Member

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    Reminds me of another organisation that sucks me dry.

    Bloody civil servants.

    Now the question is... is Elly gonna gets emails demanding they release your address to them? As you have so obviously been slandering their poor company Durf?

    And can I be the one to tell them we don't give a ****? :teeth:
     
  18. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    A halfway clever person can find my street address from the info in my sig. This of course means they won't be able to figure it out, though. ;)
     
  19. nnndave

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    I saw that thing like 90 years ago. I did a project on it at the beginning of last semester.
     
  20. Suicidal Zebra

    Suicidal Zebra IncGamers Member

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    Actually, this reminds me. Have you been tempted into the G5 yet, being a Mac-head and all.
     

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