Favorite Homeless Signs

Bortaz

Banned
Favorite Homeless Signs

Code:
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................(o o)
.......,----ooO--(_)-------------.
.......|.Ninjas killed my family, |
.......|..... need money for......|
.......|.....karate lessons........l
.......'--------------Ooo--------'
.............|__|__|
...............||... ||
............ooO Ooo

What's the best one's you've seen?
 

Bortaz

Banned
Code:
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................(o o)
.......,----ooO--(_)-------------.
.......|.I'd like a wife with a job |
.......|..... but i'd rather have......|
.......|.....an ice cold beer........l
.......'--------------Ooo--------'
.............|__|__|
...............||... ||
............ooO Ooo
 

Dondrei

Diabloii.Net Member
"Right now is not important"

From "Right now it's YTMND". But if you don't know what I'm talking about then you won't know what I'm talking about.
 

CookiesnCream

Diabloii.Net Member
Code:
.................\|||/
................(o o)
.......,----ooO--(_)-------------.
.......|.Ninjas killed my family, |
.......|..... need money for......|
.......|.....karate lessons........l
.......'--------------Ooo--------'
.............|__|__|
...............||... ||
............ooO Ooo

What's the best one's you've seen?
I saw a homeless guy with that exact same sign on one of the streets in my campus!



 

DPH

Diabloii.Net Member
Code:
.................\|||/
................(o o)
.......,----ooO--(_)-------------.
.......|.Will code for food!!   |
.......'--------------Ooo--------'
.............|__|__|
...............||... ||
............ooO Ooo
 

skihard

Banned
Code:
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................(o o)
.......,----ooO--(_)-------------.
.......|.Homeless and need money..|
.......|.to make my Lexus payment.|
.......|.before I lose that too...|
.......'--------------Ooo---------'
...............|__|__|
...............||... ||
...............ooO  Ooo
 

myleftfoot

Diabloii.Net Member
Code:
.................\|||/
................(o o)
.......,----ooO--(_)-------------.
.......|.Need Money for Booze..., |
.......|..... and drugs.................|
.......|....................................l
.......'--------------Ooo--------'
.............|__|__|
...............||... ||
............ooO Ooo
 

skihard

Banned
Code:
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................(o o)
.......,----ooO--(_)--------.
.......| Need money for the |
.......|    whore on the    |
.......|    other corner    |
.......'--------------Ooo---'
...............|__|__|
...............||    ||
...............ooO  Ooo
 

PatMaGroin

Diabloii.Net Member
If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless that long.

A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.

[/Chris Rock]
 

Talga Vasternich

Diabloii.Net Member
Code:
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................(o o)
.......,----ooO--(_)-------------.
.......|.Will make signs for ....|
.......|.....money ..............|
.......|.........................|
.......'--------------Ooo--------'
.............|__|__|
.............|  |  |
.............ooO Ooo
 

Quietus

Diabloii.Net Member
Code:
.................\|||/
................(o o)
.......,----ooO--(_)-------------.
.......|....Will Kill Thread ....|
.......|.....for sanity .........|
.......|.........................|
.......'--------------Ooo--------'
.............|__|__|
.............|  |  |
.............ooO Ooo
Yep yep. Definately lame. :closed:
 
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