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Excuse Hack

Discussion in 'Hardcore' started by LuckyDwarf, Mar 2, 2004.

  1. LuckyDwarf

    LuckyDwarf IncGamers Member

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    Excuse Hack

    It seems that whenever someone dies it's always because of a hacker or server lag or something. I haven't been on the realms, publicly, for quite some time, so I don't know if they have released an excuse hack that allows people to come up with zany excuses as to why they have died... Could someone please enlighten me?

    Lucky
     
  2. The real Hp_Sauce

    The real Hp_Sauce IncGamers Member

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    haha!

    actually, I think they called it the Stupidity Hack! But yes, I think you are onto something Lucky! :lol:
     
  3. WarriorPoet

    WarriorPoet IncGamers Member

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    Beats me, Lucky...in my case it's always *my* fault! :D Overconfidence, carelessness, too tired, slow hitting escape, etc, etc, ad infinium....just pick one! ;)

    Poet
     
  4. LuckyDwarf

    LuckyDwarf IncGamers Member

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    You have honesty,.. I bet B.Net players are jealous! ;)

    Lucky
     
  5. CoonerTheRed

    CoonerTheRed IncGamers Member

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    yep, I'll admit it... i'm a hacker... i use the stupidity hack. Just last week I used it... cruising in cat lvl 1 in norm and tried to tank a LE. Right before I ran into the room i hit "ctrl-shift-alt s" (for stupidity mode). In fact, I think I loaded that one up the same day I logged onto Bnet... What was i thinking?!?!?! :D
     
  6. PhatTrumpet

    PhatTrumpet IncGamers Member

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    And if they don't immediately make an excuse, it's always "wtf i had max block 95 resists 50%dr 7k def 6k life how did i die!!!!!!!!1111"


    ... right.
     
  7. NightShade

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    Omg pk hack.
     
  8. Mad Merlin

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    Lucky uses the thinking hack!
     
  9. cyradis2003

    cyradis2003 IncGamers Member

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    I swear monkeys flew out of meph's butt and beat me to death as I juvved!!!!
    Then after fluxxing I ran hell baal for giggles and darned if those monkeys didn't follow me ... with big sticks and pointy nasty teeth! Those are no ordinary monkeys!! Look at the teeth man!
    :flip:

    I got my excuse hack at ww.umm-dun-go-here.com
     
  10. Silkweed

    Silkweed IncGamers Member

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    I get accused of being a hacker online a lot. Not in Diablo 2, though. I play Descent 3 over PXO and a lot of people have called me and my friend hackers (although admittedly, he does occasionally hack for the purpose of killing other hackers, I however, do not).

    One day, a conversation went like this:

    Pilot: "Damnit Silkweed you must really like me"
    Me: "Why do you say that?"
    Pilot: "Because half of my kills are from u"
    Me: "It must be because I hack so much"
    Pilot: "Your a hacker?"
    Pilot2: "Whos hacking?"
    Pilot3: "Theres a hacker?"
    Pilot: "Silkweeds hacking"
    Silkweed: "Yeah"
    Silkweed: "I got this homing missile hack"
    Silkweed: "It lets me fire infinite homing missiles"
    Silkweed: "So long as I keep picking up homing missiles"
    Silkweed: "And I got a speed hack"
    Silkweed: "It makes me go faster when I go in more than one direction"
    Pilot: "OMFG YOU HAx0R!!1"

    Unfortunately, my humour was wasted on a few people in that particular game... hahaha.
     
  11. cyradis2003

    cyradis2003 IncGamers Member

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    OMG HAXXOR!!!!!!

    :lol: ... though I have not one clue what you are talking about and wold prolly think you were seriously a guided missile haxxor as well.
     
  12. HR-Tecira

    HR-Tecira IncGamers Member

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    The other hack that you see a lot of is the ICantDoAnythingMyself Hack. You can tell people are using it by the insistant crys of pa me from x to y for free requests, do hell ancients for me for free, or the give me elite item x for nothing or almost nothing demands.

    Most of these people also use a hack that eliminates their ability to say thank you if you do happen to break down and either do something nice for them or give them something free.
     
  13. myolosolo

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    I love it when something that ppl don't know or can't do is considered a hack or dupe. Oh you got tals armour, it is a dupe. Oh i died by a pker, it must be a hack. Ohhhh your so good at killing, it must be a hack. Oh i just died, I well just say i lagged because blizzard hacked my system and lagged me. PPL nowadays, so funny but soo sad.
     
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    Oh its hacks now? Well at least its changed ,before it was always ............... LAAAAAAAAAAAAAG OMFG WTF?!?!?!?!?!
     
  15. BattleCookie

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    I was called a cheater and hacker yesterday cuz my lvl 25 assassin could teleport in a duell. :scratch: But only after the guys used his anti-brain-hack and told everybody how l337 he was !!!one1!!!1!

    But hey :idea: where else should all the fun come from? :thanks:
    BC
     
  16. MoUsE_WiZ

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    It's worse on BW, try winning a game and not being accused of MH, or try losing a 2v2 and have it not be your fault according to your partner...
     
  17. WarriorPoet

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    It's a fault. ;)

    I also have the right to remain silent...I just don't have the ablitiy! :D

    Poet
     
  18. Chiller_babe

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    I don't think I have ever been "fortunate" enough to die to lag - The only time I ever had anything other than my own stupidity kill me, was when my cat leapt at my screen whilst I was in WSK3 causing the sad but funny 12344444 DEEDS Screen!

    I have died couple of time to a bad combination of monsters or mods - My barb got caught in a Gloam/Oblivion Knight crossfire, and a pally of mine got squitched by an FECE Maggot - but if I were more careful It could have been avoided:)

    Chill
     
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    I have died a lot. Even been pked. I wish just once I could blame someone other than me. Ive even died to the fe explosion with lots of life, and I know that it was my fault. Stupidity hack always works for me.
     
  20. AnubisXy

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    Like that time you followed my necro down into that temple in act3 hell and I lagged out and fluxed. ;)
     

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