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Even my wife is blaming me now

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by DurfBarian, Nov 6, 2006.

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Zero Tolerance or Innocent Until Proven Guilty?

  1. Pre-emptive suspensions. Cheaters must pay.

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  2. Wait until you can prove it, then bury them.

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  3. I blame Durf.

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  4. beer/poing/boobies

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  1. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    Even my wife is blaming me now

    You know how it goes. First there's a playful thing on a website somewhere, with people blaming you when their posts get eaten, or when their Hellforge drop is two Elds and a flawless gem. Then they're making comments about how they actually thought of your name when they spilled their box juice all over their Garanimals due to overexuberant leaping into the fort made of sofa cushions.

    But now it's gone too far . . . My life, my real life, has become the scene of people blaming me for things. People meaning my wife. Things meaning, well, things. It's gone too far!

    Due in early March. More Durfs to fill the world! You have been warned. :blush:
     
  2. Stompwampa

    Stompwampa IncGamers Member

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    Well I'll be damned. You've copulated. Congrats.

    EDIT: I blame DOC.
     
  3. RevenantsKnight

    RevenantsKnight IncGamers Member

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    Congratulations!

    (Ha! No need for an extra 10 characters line...wait...)
     
  4. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    I hear Google is going to start incorporating ultrasounds into Google Maps, so you can zoom right in.

    Congratulations, more Durfs to spread the blame around.

    *Gasp* - that was you!!??



     
  5. Gertlex

    Gertlex Banned

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    Congratz... Though I fear for the world.

    And I simply blame Durf. And Stomp had the best line ever (of the day anyways).
     
  6. Evrae Altana

    Evrae Altana IncGamers Member

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    Awww....congrats on the baby Durf.
     
  7. kavehtabriaz

    kavehtabriaz IncGamers Member

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    I blame it on protection mel-function during the siiix
     
  8. ffejrxx

    ffejrxx IncGamers Member

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    ill blame lil durf until you get a paternity test :wink3:
     
  9. Bortaz

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    Congratulations. I couldn't be happier for you.
     
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    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    Wait until the birth, she'll want to kill you.

    'Grats, make sure to post pictures about it. Smeg and I might try and get it on Fark or something.
     
  11. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    So what's the correct term - Durflets? Durflings?
     
  12. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    I shall call him* . . . MiniDurf.


    * or her
     
  13. Stompwampa

    Stompwampa IncGamers Member

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    They call me Tater Salad...
     
  14. Yaboosh

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    Pretty sure it is children.



     
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    Grats on the TinyDurfs soon to be blamed for other stuff. I head the blaming thing is genetic...
     
  16. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    Well, I know who I'll be blaming for all those diapers to be changed.
     
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    Pretty sure you need to lighten up and find a sense of humor.



     
  18. Module88

    Module88 IncGamers Member

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    Damn right. Maybe if your face weren't so scary the baby wouldn't be ****ting himself all the time. :laugh:



     
  19. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    :Crawls under table and hides in fetal position: And coming from a zombie hunter, that says something. :laugh:



     

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