Even more depressing nuggets of wisdom sure to ruin your day For those of you thinking about forming your own cult based on this guru genius, or at least a fan club, his name is Dr. Oswald T. Pratt and from his brilliantly inspired book "You Are Worthless", I offer today's nuggets of truth... Some thoughts sure to make you smile... A role-model excercise for you... Picture someone you look up to who is very rich, good-looking, successful, and loved by everyone. Now slowly count to one million, because that's how many years in which you will never be as rich, good-looking, successful, or loved as that person. I would be willing to wager that at some point, your mother was holding you, looking at you, saying to herself, "What was I thinking??" You are really messed up. Yes, it's true that everybody is messed up to a certain extent. But you are a lot more messed up than other people. So there you have it... pure joy to carry you through to yet another dreary day. I hope that you found this process useful. If you have any hate-mail or death threats you feel to make, I kindly ask you to e-mail me at "[email protected]". My name is Peter Durfee... have a great day.