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Even more depressing nuggets of wisdom sure to ruin your day der=0

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by LunarSolaris, Mar 3, 2004.

  1. LunarSolaris

    LunarSolaris IncGamers Member

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    Even more depressing nuggets of wisdom sure to ruin your day

    For those of you thinking about forming your own cult based on this guru genius, or at least a fan club, his name is Dr. Oswald T. Pratt and from his brilliantly inspired book "You Are Worthless", I offer today's nuggets of truth...


    Some thoughts sure to make you smile...


    A role-model excercise for you... Picture someone you look up to who is very rich, good-looking, successful, and loved by everyone. Now slowly count to one million, because that's how many years in which you will never be as rich, good-looking, successful, or loved as that person.



    I would be willing to wager that at some point, your mother was holding you, looking at you, saying to herself, "What was I thinking??"



    You are really messed up. Yes, it's true that everybody is messed up to a certain extent. But you are a lot more messed up than other people.




    So there you have it... pure joy to carry you through to yet another dreary day. I hope that you found this process useful. If you have any hate-mail or death threats you feel to make, I kindly ask you to e-mail me at "[email protected]". My name is Peter Durfee... have a great day. :D
     
  2. Canadia142

    Canadia142 Banned

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    You might wanna start putting that isn't intended to be serious so people *stares at excabe* will know its a joke
     
  3. Raft Boy

    Raft Boy IncGamers Member

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    That's it! You've depressed me enough this week! I am soooo going to report you to, uh, someone in authority! Like Freet. Oh, or maybe Gaile. Yes, seeing high-heeled boot marks on your bum would be excellent. Very excellent.

    *puts hands into Mr. Burns pose*

    *scribbles down email address to send death threats later*
     
  4. Ash Housewares

    Ash Housewares IncGamers Member

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    you people must be really depraved, I know my mother loved me and I pity anyone who had to suffer uncertainity about their own, it's really quite sad

    edit: that's weird, I already send alot of porn to that email, weird, twisted, freaky stuff, I guess I could throw in some hate mail too now
     
  5. LunarSolaris

    LunarSolaris IncGamers Member

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    If I can be a ray of sunlight to just one human being... well then, and maybe only then..... I haven't accomplished a damn thing!!
     
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    Finally! Someone recognizes my special uniqueness... :thanks:
    I feel like we're communicating on some deep level here
     
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    Best daily thread ever.
     
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    argh i knew it :hanky:
     
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    This is assuming your mother actually held you to any extent. Mine didn't, now I can't get emotionally attached to anything or anyone...
     
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    :lol: I really have to believe that all mothers have done that at some point or other ;)

    *Huggles Lunar for not giving me a migraine again with the horrid font colour of yesterday ;)*
     
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    That's just what I needed to cure me of this good mood I've been in.
     
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    My Spanish class is having a fiesta on a day when I'll be away for a massive and mucho importante choral clinic. Thank you ever so much for making my day brighter. I will now retreat and kick some innocent digital monster butts to redeem my self-worth.
     
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    Mommy didn't love me???

    *throws himself in a lake stocked with tactical assault trout*
     
  14. LunarSolaris

    LunarSolaris IncGamers Member

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    Satrina.... the color change was JUST for you. ;)

    And Sarge, it stands to reason... WELCOME BACK! (PM for you soon to come).



    Ahhhhh, I'm glad that there be appreciators of this flow of thought. Given that... I shall continue.

    However, if you do not like these threads, let me take just a moment here to remind you that you can direct all hate mail and death threats to "[email protected]". Again, my name is Peter Durfee, and I care. :teeth:
     
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    Heh, I knew it was a joke, I just did not find it very funny.
     
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    Please get a sense of humour. You'll live longer.
     
  17. Ezcabe

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    I have a great sense of humour. A lot of people that I meet say that I am one of the funniest people they have ever met. I just have a very dry sense of humour, that might be why I did not find it funny.
     

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