Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes
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kamap
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Somebody fry that chicken, I want it to have a crispy skin!
Chicken you should abandon all hope, the life as you know it will end on the end of a flamethrower, on a barbeque, on the receiving end of a molotov cocktail or any of the other possible deaths that result in a crispy skin.
Run or try to fly away!
Chicken you should abandon all hope, the life as you know it will end on the end of a flamethrower, on a barbeque, on the receiving end of a molotov cocktail or any of the other possible deaths that result in a crispy skin.
Run or try to fly away!
naranjadita
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The harder you kick - the further and faster they fly.
Judging by the fact that you were at some moment going to eat my legs - I'm not surprised.
Also - FINALLY the showcase for my MLP figurines has arrived!
Damn, the shelves look half-empty now. I'll need to buy more ponies I guess. /le sigh
*grabs a bottle of wine and pulls the cork out with teeth*
Evening, bar!
Cyrax
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Can i choose? Yes? In that case give me the molotov cocktail. Hold the molotov.
Ariadne
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I know very little of chickens. This is not good since they're the only meat I eat (due to digestive issues, not out of religious perspective).
However. I do know that chickens have very little of a tail. And from what I know, they don't have a ****, but a cloaca.*)
So I consider it unlikey chickens can have a CockTail, let alone a Molotov one.
*) this was a Difficult Word for a friend of my sisters in primary school, hence her teacher was suddenly faced with an essay in which she wrote that "chickens do it with koala's"
However. I do know that chickens have very little of a tail. And from what I know, they don't have a ****, but a cloaca.*)
So I consider it unlikey chickens can have a CockTail, let alone a Molotov one.
*) this was a Difficult Word for a friend of my sisters in primary school, hence her teacher was suddenly faced with an essay in which she wrote that "chickens do it with koala's"
BipolarChemist
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Let's just throw him off of a bridge and find out! Of course we'll have to be sure that there's something soft and cuddly below to break his fall. I hope Zokar is up for it.
Zokar
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.... I'm scared somebody hold me!
Cyrax
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I'll hold ye! *jumps off bridge voluntarily to Zokar
kamap
Diabloii.Net Member
Chickens can "fly" but its rather jump really high, when their wings aren't clipped.
The first cocktail might have actually contained a tailfeather of a rooster aka a ****.
Is there anything else you want to know about chickens, just ask, we had a bunch of chickens when I was young, running around in the yard.
My father forgot to clip their wings once, they got up in trees that where taller then our house.
So the chicken is holding the penguin but we need to throw the chicken of the bridge onto the penguin to see if it flies or rather falls with style, this does pose a problem.
Lets just barbeque them both and add the question to the other ones that we can't really seem to answer.
The first cocktail might have actually contained a tailfeather of a rooster aka a ****.
Is there anything else you want to know about chickens, just ask, we had a bunch of chickens when I was young, running around in the yard.
My father forgot to clip their wings once, they got up in trees that where taller then our house.
So the chicken is holding the penguin but we need to throw the chicken of the bridge onto the penguin to see if it flies or rather falls with style, this does pose a problem.
Lets just barbeque them both and add the question to the other ones that we can't really seem to answer.
BobCox2
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I had a White Rooster named Foghorn Leghorn.
But most male chicks are sexed and sorted and they kill the males, I would buy them to feed the Snakes and predatory Birds etc.
and I have held 1,000s of dead baby chicks in my hands, When you pick up a handful and throw them in the freezer bag the air rushes out of the lungs and the mass peeps a few times.
1st time I did it I almost cried.
But most male chicks are sexed and sorted and they kill the males, I would buy them to feed the Snakes and predatory Birds etc.
and I have held 1,000s of dead baby chicks in my hands, When you pick up a handful and throw them in the freezer bag the air rushes out of the lungs and the mass peeps a few times.
1st time I did it I almost cried.
Picks up Zokar.
Drystan
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That's quite a collection. And plushies!
I'm considering (more seriously) getting something warm for winter. Something more than rugging up in numerous jumpers and thermals... It will be home wear, so doesn't have to be fashionable, but the idea of owning a wearable blanket and onesies/kigurumi seems strange to me.
Normally, apart from rugging up, I just wrap a woolen blanket around me, awkwardly, which quite often falls off, but we're soon to be entering winter, so I want it before then.
naranjadita
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Get a 'roomi, you'll never regret it!
A Pkichu or Zpados one!