Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

[Thyiad]

Older cars are great for key issues. I lost my car keys down a field once and grabbed a guy in the carpark with the same make of car and he opened my car, so I could drop the dog off while I looked for mine. (It was rainy, not hot.) I always used to keep keys of cars I'd scrapped incase I needed them. I used to use the ignition key from one car and the door key from another to get into and start my car.

Shame it doesn't work now. I could have scared the **** out of the stupid female rep I saw at a petrol station the other day. Locked her kid in the car and went into the garage to try and sell stuff. (Not in sight of the shop; she parked round the back. Windows up. Warm day; I had the sunroof open.) Honestly, some people just shouldn't breed. I won't even leave my cats in the car park at the vets to walk to the bank.

Oh I'm on a caffeine reduction thing, so hot water please.

 

[kamap]

What about theïne?

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Did someone just lock their car in their spare bedroom? HTH does that happen?

Barkeep, another Vanilla Milkshake and make it snappy!

 

[Thyiad]

Belated commiserations to PCM.

 

[kestegs]

Old cars are fun, I could start my old car with any key, even my house key.

My wife once locked the keys in her car....while it was running -.-

 

[Cyrax]

It seems like the world is doing everything it can to piss me off. And it's doing a great job.

Regular bar readers may remember the trouble i had with my company to get days off. Now the company that hires me is the cause of my faul mood. Up until now i could park on their terrain, but for external employees that has changed. Now externals can only park there on Wednesdays and Fridays. Other days it seems like they either want us to park in the neighbourhood (causing parking problems for the local residents), or come with public transportation or something like that.

Feels like i´ve been demoted from a second class employee to a third of fourth class one. And also like i'm not welcome on the other weekdays. So i asked my manager if he can change that rediculous policy. I've parked there for the last 7 years, 5 of which as an external employee, and now i can't anymore?!

If nothing changes i'm very temped to call those days 'work at home' days. Which inevitably means i'll be much less productive. But hey, if they want it that way, who am i to argue? Another fun option would be to sign myself up as a visitor so i can park at the parking lot. Although i think the security guys may be less amused with that.

 

[Thyiad]

Bribe the security guards. Do they like donoughts?

 

[coju]

I do! But be sure and bring milk.

 

[kestegs]

Just park there anyways, what are they gonna do?

 

[Thyiad]

Whinge and not be around when someone breaks into it.

 

[djmbbandie]

*serves a gallon of water

*serves vanilla milkshake.

Afternoon Bar.

*serves Dew

 

[kestegs]

I think the eggs I cooked this morning were a bit past their prime, not feeling like such a good choice anymore.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

I hope you and your wife do not have to pay the ultimate price for slightly off eggs, kegs. :no:

Open a window anyway, why risk it? :nod:

 

[kestegs]

I would never open a window, it's just not my style.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

I would never open a window, it's just not my style.

But asphyxiation is? Solid work there, fumestegs :yes:

 

[Pyrotechnician]

I once had someone break into my car with a hanger for me because I locked my keys in the car, thats how great old cars are.

 

[djmbbandie]

He should open one. It's 50 degrees or so out.

Also, not checking the due date of the eggs could cost you...

*serves Dew

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Um, can I ask everyone to stop giving kegs information which could one day save his life?

:wine:

What? Just sayin' :nod:

 

[Solar Ice]

This eggs discussion is hilarious! :rolf:

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Says Solar whilst holding his breath!