Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

[Moar]

Oh, anything as long as it hasn't got lemon grass or cocnut in ...

Hey, waittaminute. I've ordered narwhal and kittens over from the other bar, don't distract me.

Well, we'll go with a standard smoked honey marinade then.

*empties bucket of smoked honey marinade over Lozy*

*wine please*

 

[djmbbandie]

*automatic system serves wine

*automatic system serves Dew

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

kegs, put your damn pants on so we can have our regular bartender. The automated system just covered me in some honey-flavoured gloop.

Hmm. Unless ... :scratchchin: ... Shirley Knott!

 

[djmbbandie]

*automatic system serves Shirley Knott

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

kegs !

 

[kestegs]

Fine!

*dons Spandex pants*

 

[Moar]

Fine!

*dons Spandex pants*

I am done now! Bye bye.

 

[djmbbandie]

Great. You just scared away the one EU that comes in on a regular basis in the Bar.

 

[kestegs]

Maybe people should just be less judgmental of my pants situation.

 

[Kitteh]

Kestegs, why are your pants still on? :scratchhead:

 

[djmbbandie]

*serves Dew from class

 

[kestegs]

Kestegs, why are your pants still on? :scratchhead:

I caved. But I could go back on it.

 

[Drystan]

According to Hamish and Andy, it's Pants-Off Friday (unfortunately, they no longer are on air on Fridays.) And I concur with that. Nearly the weekend! Work is usually. Went to look at the Taylor 210ce guitar, but they'd only drop the price by $50... So I walked away. I'm pretty certain you can get one for significantly cheaper that what the stores wanted. Everything is cheaper online nowadays.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

kegs, there are too many things wrong with you to list, a veritable panoply of imperfection, but one of them, knuckleheadedness, is one of your true redeeming qualities, your greatest strengths and probably the reason you are cute in that way that stray moggies that aren't afraid of their own shadows are and the ones who are, aren't.

Wait. Where was I going with this?

:coffee:

Oh yeah, I remember - put some pants on, over the top of the spandex if you must. But. Pants. On.

 

[kamap]

I have a wife and I'm a tad distracted by no pants Leo, now where did I leave my cat o' nine tails, you deserve punishment for distracting me.

I'm also EU and come in regularly.

Kegs don some pants or get a whipping, what do you prefer?

ps: Don't call me sick, call me twisted. Sick makes it sound like there is a cure.

 

[Twibz]

*arches back for light whipping from kamap on the butt*

Morning bar peeps!

A drink please!

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Best damned bar on the planet.

*sniff*

 

[kamap]

*Crack* *crack* *crack*

 

[Jcakes]

I'm also EU and come in regularly.

EU =/= Europe.

EU = Elite Unique = Female (SPF humour)

 

[kamap]

THen I agree.
Kegs you bastard, scaring Moar like that!