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Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

Discussion in 'Single Player Forum' started by Shade, Jan 28, 2004.

  1. Crazy Runner Guy

    Crazy Runner Guy IncGamers Member

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    ***Stands on a Table***

    Barkeep, I'm in the mood for something celebratory. Tomorrow is the last day of J-Term, and then I get to go home for a week.

    So, tomorrow (Thursday), everything goes on my tab, and not Durf's!

    As for the drink, I'll have some Windsor mixed with Coke. Mixed Strong.

    ***Steps off***

    crg
     
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  2. Borlag

    Borlag IncGamers Member

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    aww a toast for me, thanks burke :)

    "hey barkeep, bring me one of those barrels again, you know the kind, bacardicola"

    *takes a long sip*

    "bring me another"

    :teeth:
     
  3. chase_encode

    chase_encode IncGamers Member

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    *Walks in bar*
    *Where is that smell coming from? ....Casually sniffs arm pit... No that isn't it*

    Barkeep could I get a double shot of jack, skip the ice please.
    Put that on my forum tab.
    *:D...Hope the squid eats my tab again.*

    Ouch! Looks around for the quill rat who threw the dart.
     
  4. Mage11

    Mage11 IncGamers Member

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    * Peeks in to see a group of survivors huddled near the bar.

    Where's spearthrower when you need him.

    I'll have a guinness, and make it quick, in case the squid returns.

    Only the thread's gone, not the bar.
     
  5. Crazy Runner Guy

    Crazy Runner Guy IncGamers Member

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    The bar will live forever!
     
  6. lone_wolf

    lone_wolf Diablo: IncGamers Member

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    to handle teenenger angst give them a wall to speak with. no im kidding but dont get burned out stormwolf its to easy to do that.
     
  7. Orlith

    Orlith IncGamers Member

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    Does that mean my avatar is not welcome?!? :(
    I SO wanted to feel part of the SPF...
    Bartender! Give me a double bourbon, please. To go.... of course *snif*
     
  8. NorthStarZon

    NorthStarZon IncGamers Member

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    * the doors suddenly opens *

    * in the doorway a shadow stands *it appears to be a tall
    amazon, you can see the highlites of two large bow over her
    shoulders. a strange smell worfs into the room. the smell of
    burning hair and beef..
    * she looks around the room *

    * seeing a small table in the corner with the only female
    in the room she move slowly towards it*

    * someone, maybe the barkeep, drops a bottle and it
    crashes to the floor*

    * the Amazon stops in her tracks * * looking around she
    reaches into her bag and grabs out a scroll and a bag of
    jewels and throws the bag towards the bar* *"Votan!" *
    *"where is the dammm barkeep?*
    *"Votan!..where have you gotten yourself"*
    * unrolling the scroll she begins to read* " Listen all ya here!"
    " for i must leave" ..."I have found this scroll and it is a quest which
    i cannot complete but i must go and try" " I must say goodbye!"

    * she unroll the scroll and reads aloud *



    * Behold, the weary traveler;
    the soul who knows where she has been
    and grieves for countries dead and gone
    for she cannot go back again.
    But still the ache lives in her breast
    to touch the knotted chariot ring
    through which the woven ropes do thread
    and keep the horses at the rein.

    The streets are wet with city trash;
    the skies are black with poisoned air,
    and yet she sees the crashing waves
    upon the cliffs of bright Mohar.
    While men wrapped 'round in colors, bright;
    their beards and hair whipped by the wind
    to rushing past in suits of grey;
    for she cannot go back again.

    To trace the everylasting road
    between what was and what will be;
    to walk the wide, eternal path
    and never know what used to be.
    Forget! she cries; forget those days
    when holy men did mighty deeds
    and heroes fought, and bards sang tales
    while swans slept peacefully in the reeds.

    Behold, the weary traveler,
    the soul who knows where she has been
    and grieves for countries dead and gone
    for she cannot go back again.
    But still the ache lives in her breast
    to touch the knotted chariot ring
    through which the woven ropes do thread
    and keep the horses at the rein.

    *before the sound on her voice dies she is
    gone, the scroll she was holding lays on the floor.*

    peace
    nsz :bow:

    edit: the traveler- by kelly s. maccath
     
  9. Butzull

    Butzull IncGamers Member

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    I had to kill the bouncer to get in (sorry about that), as usual he dropped me nothing. ;)

    I'll have a double scotch on the rocks, and none of that cheap rubbish either, make it a good one.

    *heads towards the dartboard for a little 501*

    Butz. :teeth:
     
  10. Shade

    Shade IncGamers Member

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    Since it's only 75x75 pixels I doubt it qualifies as a 'giant' Squid :)
     
  11. brainfloss

    brainfloss IncGamers Member

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    I take it this is the de-facto 'post-whoring' thread on this board ;)

    Pot of Carlton, thanks!
     
  12. Shaigon

    Shaigon IncGamers Member

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    I'll have something strong..:D
    Need to celebrate my dueling thread!
     
  13. lone_wolf

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    no no your a good squid so your welcome:xsmile3:
     
  14. Ravenforce3

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    *sulks away from the pinball machine, a Iron Golem still playing* It's pathetic when the golem is better at it than you are... Barkeep, gimme another Root Beer, no ice this time!
     
  15. Shalakshmiyin

    Shalakshmiyin IncGamers Member

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    *wakes up for a bit*

    Huh? Oh...ooh, boy. No more all-nighters for me.

    *plucks darts from between her fingers, pulls one out of her hair*

    Oi, barkeep...weak as it sounds, I'll just take a glass o' milk for now. Make it a tall one. I'll get something stronger later--I just need a wake-up call for now.

    Oi, Ravenforce...challenge you to a game of darts?

    *fixes one of the bent Gold Strike Darts of Fortune*

    Who, if anybody, would you like to pin to the board? Mephi? Baal? Rakki?

    Also, since I neglected to mention it earlier...seven rounds for Shade, for bringing back the bar from the flip-side.

    TwoPaws,
    Shalakshmiyin
     
  16. Ravenforce3

    Ravenforce3 IncGamers Member

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    *saunters over* I'm up for a game, but I'll use my own. *summons a tooth* All right, let's go.
     
  17. Shade

    Shade IncGamers Member

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    And lone_wolf whose replacement bar-thread went unnoticed by me when I created this one... oops...

    Still, we have a bar thread and that's all that matters, right?

    *hands Shalak tall, cool glass of milk*
     
  18. lone_wolf

    lone_wolf Diablo: IncGamers Member

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    well people always got the the better threads shade;)

    anyway the bar is up and running its all that matters
     
  19. Withered_Guy

    Withered_Guy IncGamers Member

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    to all of spf members... :drink:

    and mine, i want some coke, please... :drink:
     
  20. Shaigon

    Shaigon IncGamers Member

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    :drink: To the concert I'm going to in about 2 hours!
    It's going to be wicked:D
     

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