Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

water_moon said:
Wasn't there a lovley website explaining Chavs? they're like trailer trash gangsta boys here in the US. I'm sure you have something like them in Austrialia.
Chavscum
Corax: how about you fly to england, we pick up silo (who's probably gone insane without the SPF this week) then go to holland. he can guide us through the hemp shops and red light district, im sure he has experience, being a druink student...
 

corax

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farting bob said:
Yes, and i do it wuite well, but the more the merrier. 3 drunk students hunting for sidhe is better than 2.
true. but technically im not a student anymore so itll be 2 drunk students and a drunken bum. and by technically i mean literally.

isnt it amazing what someone requesting a non-alcoholic beverage can turn into. only at the SPF! thats why this place is so awesome. [/drunken ramblings]


im not actually drunk. its 9am here. so i havent been drinking.
 
corax said:
true. but technically im not a student anymore so itll be 2 drunk students and a drunken bum. and by technically i mean literally.

isnt it amazing what someone requesting a non-alcoholic beverage can turn into. only at the SPF! thats why this place is so awesome. [/drunken ramblings]


im not actually drunk. its 9am here. so i havent been drinking.
its 10pm here and i have no college tomorrow, so ive had a pint, but im not drunk. *learnes from silo and doesnt get drunk when SPF'ing*
 

corax

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farting bob said:
Imagine me, corax, silo drunk and sidhe (drunk on the wine) posting together here... we would crash the forums in minutes...
i'd give us about 5 minutes before we all got banned forever!
 

Sint Nikolaas

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don't worry silo is fine.. :) I don't think he's drunk though at the moment.. but hey, could be wrong :D

Anyway.. what will the 3 drunken bums do when they find sid.. let me guess:
- They will walk straight past her, not being aware.
- They will start laughing, fall over and fall asleep on the street.
- They will start making a fool of themselfs and then two will puke on the third one .. and head for home to bunk in the same bed.
- They will devide her in even pieces and keep the left overs to feed the parrot.
- They will invite into a bar and get even more drunk.
- They will slap her on the shoulder and treat her like ''one of the guys'' only to realise the next morning all have a red impression of a hand on their cheeks...

anyway.. another drink! :p
 
corax said:
i'd give us about 5 minutes before we all got banned forever!
you'd give us 5? feeling generous there corax...
Wars have been started from less than what we could do drunk on here.
Look what i just ordered online...:)
 

Darkwell

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farting bob said:
Imagine me, corax, silo drunk and sidhe (drunk on the wine) posting together here... we would crash the forums in minutes...
Don't forget to take Sint with you. He knows where all the hot bars are........and math museums.
 

corax

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Sint Nikolaas said:
don't worry silo is fine.. :) I don't think he's drunk though at the moment.. but hey, could be wrong :D
I have it on good authority (silo himself) that he
"just got back from rowing and chugged some alcohol"
and that it was the
"best idea ever, get really drunk really fast"



ok you in sint? nothing beats barfing in a math museum
 

water_moon

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farting bob said:
you'd give us 5? feeling generous there corax...
Wars have been started from less than what we could do drunk on here.
Look what i just ordered online...:)
Are you just pointing out that Guniess won't let you on if you aren't old enough or is there something else there? (or are you just that far gone...:)
 

Sint Nikolaas

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hehe sil seemed fine this afternoon :) guess he chucked some liquid down. I'll check if he's online.. see if I can poor him some drinks..

Edit: .. allright he's drunk :D
 
Whats a museum? is that the kind of place old people and interlectuals go and look at boring things whilst saying 'Hmmm..' alot? Aint been in 1 of those for a while...
 

corax

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farting bob said:
Whats a museum? is that the kind of place old people and interlectuals go and look at boring things whilst saying 'Hmmm..' alot? Aint been in 1 of those for a while...
nope. its more like a giant toilet. similar to the bus station or a church.
 

Sint Nikolaas

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farting bob said:
Aint been in 1 of those for a while...
as expected bob.. as expected ;)

seriously though.. I don't know what to expect of this weekend, it's some sort of mathematical night which should be pretty interesting.. and if it's not then we're still with 3 years of students so we could go ransack a bar or something :)
 

corax

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farting bob said:
Sidhe will be pleased when she reads all this, or just very very afraid.
im voting for the latter. if her boyfriend sees it... tehehehe.. she'll never be back here again. unless we cap him now.



Also while im here, where else? id like to give a round of applause AND a round of beer cookies to RTB to updating Item stats at www.diabloii.net

if your here RTB. hooray!
 
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