Sint Nikolaas
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So they were fighting, then suddenly deceided to uhm go to the bedroom and the guy let her tie him up?? jeez.. you could've seen something comming there.. 
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Bunny_Usagi
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yeah. she was charged with asult and "Tampering With Evidence"
Bunny_Usagi
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that was the girls real charge though!!!piscene said:
farting bob
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*winces*buns said:
Now, krem, if bunny ever gets angry at you, make sure all the kitchen knives are safely locked away, just in case.
How did they re-attach it anyway? would it still work like normal? im glad im never going to have to find out personally. *prays he's correct*
Sint Nikolaas
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you know.. they have to find it first
A few years back Lorena Bobbit hacked off her husbands package and threw it out the window of the car. They found it, reattached it, and John Bobbit made a couple of porn movies. Can't say I ever checked out the re-attached unit myself, but I guess it still worked. There's a theory I don't feel the need to test.farting bob said:
ahcw
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He made pornos?!?! Well obviously that proves that it still worked, but I don't think I'd want the publicity (not the mention the STD's.....). Also what happened to Loranna? Prison? I totally forget, although I do remember that we used to joke about him all the time in middle school .
.Bunny_Usagi
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but like the article said at the end : "I'd say it's more likely that it might not work very well," - Dr. Sarah Troxel, a local plastic surgeon.(she treated him)
farting bob
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I hope she got the guillatine, i think cutting off her head is suitable punishment for cutting of his tool.ahcw said:
Anyway, trying to steer the conversation away from severed penises, I hope your all ready to get druink, because we got a extra shipment of "non-alcoholic" (
) drinks for those non-drinkers, and some kegs of beer for the regulars.farting bob
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My own 'special brew'. made by thousands of starving afgan children working day and night to give me beer. It's a little side-project i have going.ahcw said:
PS: my 100th EMB post! and i only started posting here after new years so im doing pretty well.
ahcw
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Nice side project.........as long as it tastes good I'll have some though.farting bob said:My own 'special brew'. made by thousands of starving afgan children working day and night to give me beer. It's a little side-project i have going.
PS: my 100th EMB post! and i only started posting here after new years so im doing pretty well.
How do you check the number of posts in a thread? I know it's really really simple but I forget.
farting bob
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Click thwe number next to the 'last person posted' and it brings up a list.ahcw said:
Sidhe, theres always more wine available. i'm thinking of installing a series of pipes from all the best vineyards in europe right to the EMB, so you can have it on tap all day if you want. i'll get some of my afgans to build it right away!
Bunny_Usagi
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actually she found out bob's address and is sitting outside his house with a big knife waiting for him to come out so she can...farting bob said:I hope she got the guillatine, i think cutting off her head is suitable punishment for cutting of his tool.
Anyway, trying to steer the conversation away from severed penises, I hope your all ready to get druink, because we got a extra shipment of "non-alcoholic" (
<singing>
*in the kitchen the mighty kitchen, loreena grabs the knife... in the bedroom the mighty bedroom loreena wacks it off... in the car the mighty car, she throws it out the window... in bobs yard his mighty hard, she waits for his demise*
farting bob
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Bunny_Usagi said:
*is scared*
Bunny, i'm thinking of demoting you to second favourite EU, sidhe's been much nicer than you have recently.