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Et Tu, Mephisto?

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  1. Usufruct

    Usufruct IncGamers Member

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    Et Tu, Mephisto?

    I know everybody has made this pact with our good friend Mephisto. "Mephisto," you say with firm resolution, "I will stop killing you when when you drop the next useful unique". Now Mephisto is usually a generous sort, what with the Harlequin Crests and the Arachnid Meshes and all. But he is a surprisingly poor friend when you are tired, and are determined not to go to bed until you find one more useful unique. Such was the case for me last night. Two and a half hours of solid meph killing with my blizzard sorc, and not a single exceptional unique.

    Two hours go by and I, much to my exasperation, had found my seventh Venom Ward. "I will not give up" I thought, "I will keep this up until the end of time". Several runs later, I find yet ANOTHER Venom Ward, and in frustration and pained surprise at his insolence, I bellow "Et Tu, Mephisto?!?!" (SuggestiveName snores on the floor, apparently undisturbed)

    The very next run, Mephisto drops me a (marginally) useful exceptional unique: ShaftStop.

    How sweet the irony of this famous Shakespearian quote in this context :)
     
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    Illegitimi non carborundum est! Don't let the bastard wear you down, I said to myself as I was wading through a sea of Stygian Dolls AGAIN! Endeavor to perservere and Mephy will always (eventually) give up the booty.
     
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    Problem with meph is that he's botted so much, everything he drops is worth exactly poo.
     
  4. Usufruct

    Usufruct IncGamers Member

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    Yeah...

    *starts up mephbot*
     
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    I've found that Meph can be very responsive to threats.

    Last nite for instance as I faced him on my last run of
    the day and stated to him in a menacing voice that if he
    didn't give up the goods I would promptly
    "stand him on his head and toss a salad in his bumâ„¢"
    He surrendered teh Skulders.:winner:
     
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    Usufruct IncGamers Member

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    ROFL :lol: I must try that next time :)
     
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    OK, aragon...ive noticed that is the...who knows how many damn times you have posted that link in threads were it doesnt belong for most of this week.

    What the hell are you up to? Why do you keep posting that link?
     
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    That thread is a waste of bandwidth, I will kill it in the face.
     
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    You would not understand.

    Anyway I'm done with it.
     
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    Wolv IncGamers Member

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    Go for Andy instead. She's easier on the eyes late at nite (mebbe?) and I hear she likes Shakespeare
     
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    Usufruct IncGamers Member

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    Dude, Andarial is hot. Nipple chains make me so hot I could...

    *does a little dance*
    *makes a little love...*

    :lol:
     
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    *gets down tonite*
     
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    And she gave me a ring !!!!
     
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    Yeah, Andy's nipple chains really get me fired up!! :surprise:
     
  16. Usufruct

    Usufruct IncGamers Member

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    That's the way, uh huh, uh huh I like it.

    Questionable hairdo though...
     
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    She must have used a case of gel for that..


    That reminde me....

    You know you have playing for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long in one sitting when you close your eyes at night and see an image like that burned into your retina.
     
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    She has nipple chains? Well I'll be damned...she does.

    And just how close were U studying her to notice that? :scratch: :lol: :clap:
     
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    OT:

    Usuusususufruct-

    Remember that thread a couple days ago about that kid that seemingly got scammed from a pay site. And a few of us (me and you included) were talking about ebay buying... Well, what the hell happened to that thread. I went looking for it since I was not online all day yesterday, and its gone. What happened?
     
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    It had a item buying site linked in the freaking title of the thread, what do you think happened?

    (It got deleted, nerr. I'm suprised it lasted as long as it did.)
     

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