Ernesto

Amra

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Ernesto

It is wrong of me to hope it comes right up the east coast and dumps some much needed rain on me?
 
Only if you can handle the blood on your hands when Cheney uses his doomsday machine and steers it into New York and Bush blows up the levees with racist bombs that Evil Conservative Industries Inc. makes. We've improved them this time, they no longer only kill black people. We kill hispanics as well
 

Amra

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Are you a publically traded company?

Honestly, I just want a green lawn and to not have to water my trees all the time.
 

Freet

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Evil Conservative Inc said:
~whips out gun~

Anybody moves, and this thread's brain is going to get plastered all over the room!
We don't negotiate with terrorists. Nope.
 

Amra

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ha! They just updated the graphic. They are now showing it going right over my house. Awesome! Should be a nice weekend then.

Smeg is hardly a terror. I'll distact him with whiskey and pics of boobs.
 

Dondrei

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I frigging hate the way PC nuts have made meteorologists give cyclones (or whatever they're called) male names as well as female. It sounds like crap. The one that wiped out huge tracts of farmland in northern Queensland here recently was called "cyclone Larry". What the hell kind of name is that for a cyclone? Larry? Larry sounds like your deadbeat uncle who comes 'round your house to mooch cash off your parents when his gambling debts are too high. He's a big fat guy in a Hawaiian shirt with a mid-life crisis who goes out partying, gets drunk, crashes on your couch and soils himself.

Hardly inspires terror. Gertrude on the other hand sounds like your uptight mother-in-law coming 'round for dinner. Now THAT's scary.
 

PatMaGroin

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dondrei said:
I frigging hate the way PC nuts have made meteorologists give cyclones (or whatever they're called) male names as well as female. It sounds like crap. The one that wiped out huge tracts of farmland in northern Queensland here recently was called "cyclone Larry". What the hell kind of name is that for a cyclone? Larry? Larry sounds like your deadbeat uncle who comes 'round your house to mooch cash off your parents when his gambling debts are too high. He's a big fat guy in a Hawaiian shirt with a mid-life crisis who goes out partying, gets drunk, crashes on your couch and soils himself.
Good thing that wasn't the US, I can hear all the "Git-r-dun"s already.
 

Amra

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dondrei said:
I frigging hate the way PC nuts have made meteorologists give cyclones (or whatever they're called) male names as well as female. It sounds like crap. The one that wiped out huge tracts of farmland in northern Queensland here recently was called "cyclone Larry". What the hell kind of name is that for a cyclone? Larry? Larry sounds like your deadbeat uncle who comes 'round your house to mooch cash off your parents when his gambling debts are too high. He's a big fat guy in a Hawaiian shirt with a mid-life crisis who goes out partying, gets drunk, crashes on your couch and soils himself.

Hardly inspires terror. Gertrude on the other hand sounds like your uptight mother-in-law coming 'round for dinner. Now THAT's scary.
You clearly need to meet more Larry's.
 

SaroDarksbane

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dondrei said:
I frigging hate the way PC nuts have made meteorologists give cyclones (or whatever they're called) male names as well as female. It sounds like crap. The one that wiped out huge tracts of farmland in northern Queensland here recently was called "cyclone Larry". What the hell kind of name is that for a cyclone? Larry? Larry sounds like your deadbeat uncle who comes 'round your house to mooch cash off your parents when his gambling debts are too high. He's a big fat guy in a Hawaiian shirt with a mid-life crisis who goes out partying, gets drunk, crashes on your couch and soils himself.

Hardly inspires terror. Gertrude on the other hand sounds like your uptight mother-in-law coming 'round for dinner. Now THAT's scary.
"If you're going to give a hurricane a name, give it a name that applies. Hurricane "Jesus-Christ-On-A-Crutch!" followed by the next big one, hurricane "Hoooooooly ****in' Moses!" - Lewis Black
 

WildBerry

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Ernesto.

And here I come barging into the thread, thinking it's about Che. Well, not every thread can be a winner.
 

pancakeman

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I'm with you Amra. Last time I saw a map, they had it bottoming out around Wilmington, tough. Hopefully, it will turn inland then.
 

SaroDarksbane

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Evil Conservative Inc said:
Hurricanes need to be named for the truely rotten SOBs of history.

Stalin, Hitler, Vlad, Saddam, Saladin, Mohammed, Enron, etc.
Ha!

"In other news, Ken Lay just screwed Houston, Texas . . . again, Hitler is rampaging across Florida, and Stalin has just destroyed the French Quarter."

P.S. And what is wrong with Saladin, anyway? I'm no history buff, but I seem to remember he was well-respected in his time.
 
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