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  1. snowBlizz

    snowBlizz IncGamers Member

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    enoying/funny item names

    well me and my friend played computer(we are from norway), and i just said to him i should mule something...

    and i put the mouse on a PUL rune, and then he started to laugh...
    coz on norwegian the word PUL means the word F*c*....

    and i dont like the name grandfather on a item neither :S

    alibaba hmmf -.-

    what items has words do you find as enoying or funny??

    :jig: :jig: :jig: :
     
  2. IntelligentX

    IntelligentX IncGamers Member

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    Items that I think the most annoying: Isenhart's Case.
     
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    Tim B IncGamers Member

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    i have a friend who still always giggles at the diggler dirk. myself i like crushflange.
     
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    Evrae Altana IncGamers Member

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    Iron Jang Bong.
     
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    obiwansbane IncGamers Member

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    luke skywalkers lightsaber :smile:
     
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    alexkerensky IncGamers Member

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    I like the kuko shukaku. because i know a guy who's initials are KUKO.
     
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    pedu IncGamers Member

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    The gnasher is just asking for it...
     
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    Merick IncGamers Member

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    Breath of the dying is much less powerful-sounding than it is.

    Please, no one mention rare "storm sheild"s.
     
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    deademon IncGamers Member

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    yes i can agree with this one...im not sure where i saw it but there was a screenshot somewhere...it was a drop from meph...there was a hoz and arach mesh with 2 isenharts cases and the captions said even the worst sets can find themselves in the best drops :rolleyes:
     
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    diablo loves donutz IncGamers Member

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    necro bow...the pus spitter...cracks me up every time.

    And o yes, the iron jang bong makes me laugh and also scratch my chin saying, "Man you know that would make an awesome..."
     
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    huangfusong IncGamers Member

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    I got a mighty scepter of might :)
     
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    a long staff is not funny in itself, but personalizing it brings endless laughter
     
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    jimmah IncGamers Member

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    Berzerker's Berzerker's Berzerker Axe

    :)
     
  14. nickedoff

    nickedoff IncGamers Member

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    *boasts =D*
    I <3 things like this. Before I quit, I plan on blowing everything I have on novelty items...so far I've got:

    Moser's Moser's Blessed Circle
    Eschuta's Eschuta's Temper
    Skullder's Skullder's Ire
    Fechmar's Axe of Fechmar
    Ume's Ume's Lament
    Infernostride's Infernostride
    GoodnessGraciou's Great Maul of Fire
    Berserker's Berserker Axe (Not personalized yet)
    Myrmidon's Myrmidon Greaves
    Krintiz's Skewer of Krintiz
    Nord's Nord's Tenderizer
    Halaberd's Halaberd's Reign
    Twitchthroe's Twitchthroe
    Lycander's Lycander's Aim
    Lycander's Lycander's Flank
    Tidus' Long Sword
    Steiner's Broad Sword
    Quina's War Fork
    Partizan's Partizan (This is probably gone. I think it was on a mule that expired last week.)
    Crappy's 1bocta
    Buzzing Bone Wand
    Spiked Shield of Spikes
    Outdated's Buriza Do-kyanon (I think this went the way of my partizan, sadly :\)
    Culwen's Culwen's Point
    Oprah's Iron Jang Bong (This is gone, I'm certain. It was on Lucy's account when she gave it away, and when she came back it wasn't there anymore)
    EDIT - Forgot Whitstans' Whitstan's Guard


    I'm forgetting a couple. Maybe I'll edit them in if I remember.

    For normal uniques with odd names;
    Bing Sz Wang
    The Dragon Chang
    Cranebeak (until not too long ago I thought this was called Canebreak. I suppose I should read things slower *rolls eyes*)
     
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    gibsonSG IncGamers Member

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    I have a screenshot of this somewhere, but the funniest item I've seen to date was in the form of a rare sword - the "Vicious Bastard Sword." I nearly shat myself upon reading it. I'll see if I can find the screenshot and post it sometime - it's really quite amusing.
     
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    I notice there seems to be less funny item names in English then there can be in the French version. I saw some screenshots that showed really funny item names...

    Here are some of them, of course the page is french.

    http://diablo2.judgehype.com/index.php?page=erreursvf2

    You can also see translation errors... really funny. For example, Bone Armor says "Creates a damage that absorbs bone armors"
     
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    I have a Weird Bastard Sword.
     
  18. Skinhead On The MBTA

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    Got to love that one.

    I remember seeing a screen shot of a personalized unique Phase Blade - Luke_Skywalker's Liightsabre.
     
  19. jag

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    I have a 'Cracked Bastard Sword' personalized by my character named CrackBoy...:cool:
     

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