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Eleventh Commandment

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  1. stormrage112345

    stormrage112345 Banned

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    Eleventh Commandment

    If God(or some crazy nutjob with a crazy idea to make laws) had decided to give us eleven instead of ten commandments, what would the eleventh be?
     
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    kernelpops IncGamers Member

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    11.Thou will not spam on internet forums


    (Not saying you are spamming, this is a good topic.)
     
  3. Garbad_the_Weak

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    Thou shalt not have gay marriage.

    Garbad
     
  4. nrabbit

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    legallize weed :uhhuh: (btw i live in holland so it doesn't apply for me)
     
  5. stormrage112345

    stormrage112345 Banned

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    How about
    Thou shalt not play Purple Haze in a place of worship?
     
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    Thou shallt piss on evolution theory.
     
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    Who reads these?

    I thought you guys put some conservative guy in office and he was trying to get rid of it? Am I anywhere close?
     
  8. {KOW}Spazed

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    Thou shalt not take crying babies to R rated movies.
     
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    11. Thou shalt not own or enslave any other person.




    PS: All seriousness aside, I just have to add this one:

    12. Those who have heard and do not heed my commandments shall suffer untimely deaths and be reincarnated as maggots.

    :eek:

    :teeth:
     
  10. nrabbit

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    you guys? what you mean? :confused:
     
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    11. Thou shall not blindly follow any dogma.
     
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    11. Thou shalt fart with pleasure
     
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    Thou shall not give ridiculously boring lectures in all college classes, especially those at 8:00 AM
     
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    Thou shalt use the search function.
     
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    Thou Shalt Not Open Thine Pie Hole When Thou Dost Not Have a F***ing Clue.
     
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    In the beginning, there was nothing. And then, there was Calvin.

    "Thou shalt blamest Durf for all time."

    Sorry, couldn't resist.
     
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    11. No Fat Chicks.
     
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    You guys as in the country of Holland.
     
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    11) Thou shalt not follow previous 10 Commandments.

    12) Thou knowest that Bond pwns all joo nubs.
     
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    11.Thou shallt not listen to shinnok

    12.Worship macgyver
     

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