Dude, wtf

nnndave

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Dude, wtf

Alright seriously dude, wtf?

Alright check it out. I was just chilling right, and I felt kinda snasty so i'm like yo dude, i gotta take a shower. So i somehow manage to my make my way to the shower and and i'm just chilling in there OK?? They aren't public showers but they are in a public bathroom, and they each have thier own curatain and wall, but your still like 1 fdoot away from the next naked dude. So its like 2AM and I'm kinda tired and drunk, and the shower was pretty chill so i closed my eyes. The next thing I know I hit my head on the grownd and started pulling on the shower curtain and ripped it off because I fell on it. Everyone alse in the batrhoom was like, Dude, wtf?!?! and I was just chillinng cause it was a pretty chill shower, but it still kinda sucked because i fell asleep and busted my *** in a public shower. WTF is that ?!?!?!
 

DurfBarian

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Charlie Daniels isn't even cool enough to get so drunk that he passes out and exposes himself in a public bathroom. Nice job man.
 

Yaboosh

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Dave, you dont even want to go in the bathroom without sandals. You have now exposed not only your feet to the bathroom floor, but your whole body. Reply back when all the warts have come in fully.
 

Corneo

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Yaboosh said:
Dave, you dont even want to go in the bathroom without sandals. You have now exposed not only your feet to the bathroom floor, but your whole body. Reply back when all the warts have come in fully.
Hahaha. This is true, my friend lives in the dorms and he swears he never goes to take a shower without any sandals on. He said he got a nasty rash one time when he kneeled down.
 

nnndave

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Wow, sorry bout that last night. I couldn't sleep so I thought it would be a good idea to post the forums a while.

Here it is in a little more detail. I got in the shower and was doing just fine. Even if I was drunk I'm not crazy. I always wear sandals and never, EVER touch any part of the wall, curtain, or floor. To put it kind of bluntly, you never know what kind of "projectiles" land in there. So I closed my eyes and next thing I know, bam. Yeah it really did kinda suck. I hope I don't have HIV or i'm not pregnant or anything :teeth:

Afterwards I realized what just happened so i fixed the shower curtain and took another shower at like 300 degrees to kill any mutant bacteria that lurkes in the public showers... Its not like it was akward, just funny.
 

DurfBarian

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nnndave said:
Wow, sorry bout that last night. I couldn't sleep so I thought it would be a good idea to post the forums a while.
Heh, it's ALWAYS a good idea to post when you're in that state. Let me know if you want to be immortalized like BasTyra was. :teeth:

Hope you're not pregnant . . . I couldn't stand the thought of a bunch of MinnniDave's running around your dorm, falling over in the shower and such. :xmad:
 

Avalon

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Let this be a lesson kids. Get drunk at home. Or at a friends. Or at a bar with private showers.

And not at the gym.
 

Chief JB

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Haha. That's some great stuff. Yeah, but you had better get a check up to see that you're still healthy. You wouldn't wanna catch cancer or death.
 
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