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Drunken fighting

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by cyclotronic, Oct 29, 2006.

  1. cyclotronic

    cyclotronic IncGamers Member

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    Drunken fighting

    Me and two of my buds have taken to boxing while kinda drunk. Bare fists, nothing below the belt. What id like to know is some good excuses as to why i am so bruised. My moms started to ask questions, my nose looks broken she says (its not).
     
  2. Stompwampa

    Stompwampa IncGamers Member

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    tell her the truth, then ask if she wants to join you in drunken boxing.
    I don't advocate lying to one's parents.:wink3:
     
  3. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    Tell her you walked into a door made of fists.
     
  4. oscarmk1

    oscarmk1 IncGamers Member

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    Just tell her the truth, that you and you're friends were just practicing boxing.
     
  5. Evrae Altana

    Evrae Altana IncGamers Member

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    Maybe you and your friends should each invest in a pair of gloves. :wink3:
     
  6. AeroJonesy

    AeroJonesy IncGamers Member

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    I thought the first rule of fight club was that you do not talk about fight club. And now look what you've done.
     
  7. Yaboosh

    Yaboosh IncGamers Member

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    Tell her that you blame her for birthing a complete moron.
     
  8. Stompwampa

    Stompwampa IncGamers Member

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    For the Win!

    problem solved. close this thread.



     
  9. rare

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    Stop getting hit so much.

    LEFT, RIGHT, JAB JAB JAB
     
  10. Dondrei

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    Or you could say you got beat up by Piston Honda. That annoying bastard.
     
  11. DurfBarian

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    Lol, Yaboosh and I think alike. I was going to post something very similar after reading the OP. :thumbsup:



     
  12. PatMaGroin

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    Sweep the leg Johnny!
     
  13. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    That's funny, because I was going to recommend he blame you.



     
  14. Yes Sir I Will

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    hook hook duck jab duck jab hook star punch


    no really though, what's up with the violence?
     
  15. cyclotronic

    cyclotronic IncGamers Member

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    Yeah i know its really dumb, but i have never been in a fight. So i wanted to see what its like with friends, in a controlled environment. Its a good bonding experience, and fun to boot.
     
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    Nothing says 'bonding' like 'punching your friend's teeth out', indeed!
     
  17. Draconis

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    Down-Forwards, Down, Forwards, HEAVY PUNCH.
     
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    Maybe you should stop drinking.
     
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    Bonding ---- ok.
    Boxing ----- ok.
    Doing it while drunk --- wtf? :shocked:

    Tell your mom the truth. Otherwise it will just lead to more trouble.

    If you want to see what fighting is like in a controlled environment, go for it, but jeez man, get some gloves. You can cause some serious damage (assuming you're not a complete pansy! :laugh: ) doing bare-knuckle fighting.



     
  20. myleftfoot

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    Perhaps you should join a boxing club? Could be just what you need to fill the void that your controlled-drunken boxing fills. (I hope I don't need to point out the stupidity here :thumbsup: )



     

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