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Do you want a girlfriend?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Drosselmeier, Jan 31, 2004.

  1. Drosselmeier

    Drosselmeier IncGamers Member

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    Do you want a girlfriend?

    Then check this out. Might be something for you.

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/01292004/entertainment/16912.htm

    This is so decadent it almost made me cry with joy when I read it.

    EDIT:

     
  2. Icarus

    Icarus IncGamers Member

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    I'll take two!
     
  3. Pidder

    Pidder IncGamers Member

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    I'm paying $100 a month for the deluxe package including moist underwear, used condoms and the "sex smell" scented candles.
     
  4. Drosselmeier

    Drosselmeier IncGamers Member

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    Hej Pidder. :Waves:

    Get on ICQ right now. I have a funny link for you.

    Hej Hats.

    Damn... all the Skånings are here. You don´t visit often enough these days.
     
  5. Hatsepsut

    Hatsepsut Banned

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    Hahahaha, you just solved my financial problems this semester, Dross. :D
     
  6. Drosselmeier

    Drosselmeier IncGamers Member

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    I´ll start writing down my order then. I don´t think it would be appreciated if I post it here though... if you know what I mean... nudge nudge et cetera.
     
  7. Hatsepsut

    Hatsepsut Banned

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    Just give me time to get my business plan details organized first. ;)
     
  8. thejdawg2

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    I think my girlfriend would get mad at me if I bought another one, even if it was just temporary.
     
  9. Choogy

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    Eh...I got the real thing... There's a few more benefits...
     
  10. Anakha1

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    Saw that in the paper up here yesterday. That's a good deal. The real thing is way more expensive. But I don't particularly want either.

    Hats, I'll pay you a half eaten snickers bar to stalk me! I've always wanted a Swedish stalker.
     
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    i'm hats' driver :D
     
  12. tarnok

    tarnok IncGamers Member

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    That's somewhat remarkable.
     
  13. Steve_Kow

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    This is nothing new! People have been buying girlfriends since people first started buying stuff. . .
     
  14. SelfBaisResistor

    SelfBaisResistor IncGamers Member

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    I want a girlfriend, but I'm not that hard up. I can wait until July, which seems to be my only month with any luck in the past 3 years.

    BTW. F*** Valentine's Day.
     
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    I thought this was why god created hookers?
     
  16. Drosselmeier

    Drosselmeier IncGamers Member

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    Does a hooker send you perfumed letters? Or stalk you?

    I didn´t think so.
     
  17. Anakha1

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    Depends on how much I paid her to.
     
  18. Drosselmeier

    Drosselmeier IncGamers Member

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    What I can´t understand is, how do you fool yourself to that degree?

    If you need a physical urge satisfied, you go to a hooker. Fine. Satisfied.

    If you need an emotional void filled... you need some love or whatever... if you pay someone to do it it doesn´t mean anything. You have to completely shut reality out and fool yourself in order to feel some satisfaction when you pay someone to show some sort of emotion towards you.

    I´m not saying it´s wrong or sick or anything. I just wonder how people do it.

    I also wonder how people get in that situation. I mean, I´m a shut in and all. The only people I meet on a regular basis are the people I work with and it´s only my boss I really talk to. Do I sometimes wish someone would love me? Yes, yes I do. Would I pay someone to send me scented letters and then willfully suspend reality in order to feel loved? No I wouldn´t. How far gone are these people?
     
  19. Koff

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    Haha ill take 46 ;)
     
  20. tarnok

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    Ever heard of dating sims Dross? :)
     

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