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Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by asdf, May 16, 2008.

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Your best bet for survival and repopulating the earth is:

  1. dual-katana wielding cowgirl in bikini

    25 vote(s)
    65.8%
  2. hotshot gunsliger in tight bodysuit and derringer stilettos

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. i have never been with a woman and i don't intend to start now

    6 vote(s)
    15.8%
  4. cheese

    7 vote(s)
    18.4%
  1. asdf

    asdf IncGamers Member

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    Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    the apocalypse has come, zombies are roaming the earth, and you are struggling to survive. two people you met along the way appear to be extremely proficient at killing zombies:
    number one wears very little and uses swords.
    number two wears spandex and uses guns.

    they have a rather nasty catfight, so you sit back and enjoy, but their differences are unresolvable. they part ways. who would you go with?
     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    Kinda depends if the world in which the apocalypse has taken place is made by sadistic mod makers who endow the players with less bullets than monsters or not.
     
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    ffejrxx IncGamers Member

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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    if the most of the living were converted to zombies there would probably be a shortage on ammo sometime

    no durf option, he would save us :rolleyes:
    so i voted for the cowgirl/katana chick

    the poll works good with the other thread too :laugh:
     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    Why have one if you can have both? Hey, you need to repopulate and going with two helps the inbreeding thing somewhat.
     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    Anyone from anime is doomed in that situation.

    That said, those heels are inspired.
     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    Inspired by Tarantino?



     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    Yeah, when talking about anime and its relatives we say "inspired" because Asian countries have lax laws about plagiarism.
     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    I agree with the shortage of ammo analysis.
     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    The sword chick. Walking around with revolvers as the heel of your shoe is going to eventually get gunk in the barrel and potentially cause a misfire, which would be a bad thing if faced with a mob of zombies, not to mention the whole availablity of bullets to reload.
     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    I think if the only one with guns is stiletto girl, there would be plenty of ammo to last for quite some time. I would still go with the dual-sword bikini cowgirl. Because, sometimes, less is more.
     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    Your unwavering practicality just makes you that much more awesome.



     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    Bah, it's easy to be practical when you only have to consider aesthetics to the degree of pondering alongside which one you'd look better?



     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    I vote the sword chic.
     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    Definitely the katana wielder.

    1) No problems with ammo
    2) Pistols don't do any good unless they're head shots - shotguns have stopping power
    3) Anyone stupid enough to use pistols is someone I wouldn't trust to make tough decisions

    Now if these are fast moving zombies (see: 28 Days/Weeks Later), then it's a tougher decision. A katana will be more dangerous to use against hyper-fast zombies because it's a melee weapon. But the problem with the type of guns remains, so I'd be torn.
     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    Now shotgun heels... that brings the sexy back. :laugh:



     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    That would be a serious boot to the head.
     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    no opinion on 4) cheese?



     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    If that happened to me I would have to change beer brands. Cause I musta got ahold of some bad hops or something. :tongue:
     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    Neither do sword blows.



     
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    Re: Difficult choices: Zombie attack!

    This is not Evil Dead with dissected hands running after you. Uh, at least I hope so.



     

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