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Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

Discussion in 'Diablo 3 General Discussion' started by onishin, Aug 21, 2010.

  1. onishin

    onishin IncGamers Member

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    Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    Am I the only one who thinks pant items' affixes will sound funny? like:

    wailing pants of power

    meteoric pants of virility

    burly pants of quickness

    pestilent pants of thorns

    scintillating pants of envy

    bloody pants

    lucky pants of joyfulness

    mojo pants of performance

    vigorous pants of knockback


    these are actual affixes: http://www.diablowiki.com/Affixes_(Diablo_II)

    diablo will be a comedic game! =)
     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    Sounds like something out of deathspank (d2-ish xbox arcade game)
     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    Pestilent Pants of Knockback = awesome
     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    I plan on exclaiming "BLOODY PANTS!" every time I find them :p
     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    It would be a comedic game if they weren't wearing pants. :p



    Those are really quite funny.

    There are a lot of possibilities with Diablo 2 affixes:

    Massive Pants of Piercing

    Grinding Pants of Protection

    Maiden's Pants of Propagation


     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    Sorry to burst your bubble but pants is probably just the general name for the slot

    We're more likely to pick up Buskins of the Bear or something. :)
     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    I wonder if there will be magical thongs?
     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    I wonder how many colors we will be able to customize with...which could also lead to some even funnier antics.
     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    "Take your pants off."

    "Where are your pants?"

    "I have no pants."

    "brg pants with damage."

    "Need to repair my pants."

    "Anyone need pants?"

    "I don't need pants."

    "These pants are too low."
     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    Maybe they'll just call em all trousers :)
     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    in the new screenshot they're called pants :)
    still..
     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    ok yet another example of how kids change your life. first thing i thought of when i read this post was " square pants of the sponge"
     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    zOMG ROFLMAOPIMP!!!1112

    But now that i've finished chuckling about this thread, I'm definately going for:

    *seethrough speedo of maiming
    or
    *envy envoking buttlace of asswhipping

    Serious folks...no really! I do hope the D3 team does not waste all their years of developing such a great game only to throw it away on punny pants names!

    BTW: Dibs on the name Pantsman
     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    Watching the coverage of the recent Australian elections (from a distance), I learned a new pants-related word: "budgie smugglers", an evocative metaphor for a speedo -- and the favorite bathing suit type of the wannabe PM Tony Abbot.

    So maybe D3 should have Abbot's Budgie Smugglers of Climate Change Denial... and so on :)
     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    That was delicious. Thanks.


     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    just when i thoughti have heard that last of that it comes back to haunt me some more
     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    We were in a meeting at work awhile back with a bunch of top-level executives (CIO, Assistant Director, etc.), and one of my coworkers had this song as his ring tone for his phone. Well, he apparently forgot to silence his phone before the meeting, so right in the middle of it he gets a call and it goes off at full volume, "Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground!". He frantically starts slapping at his pocket trying to silence his phone, but it keeps going for what seems like forever. Everyone just kind of stared at him, and I thought I was going to pass out from trying to hold in the laughter :rolf:



     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    now thats something i would have liked to see. i bet he turned beet red


     
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    Re: Diablo will be a comedic game, due to pant items!

    "I just socketed my pants with two level 14 diamonds."

    EDIT: also prevents the situation in my avatar ||
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