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DasIst solves the world's problems # 9

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Steve_Kow, Mar 19, 2004.

  1. Steve_Kow

    Steve_Kow Banned

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    DasIst solves the world's problems # 9

    Well, its been a while...

    Today I'll end poverty in the United States! Step one: Raise the minimum wage to $ 1,000,000 an hour. Step two: enjoy being wealthy.

    Why didn't anybody think of this before?
     
  2. MixedVariety

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    I think it's just one of those cases of not seeing the forest because the trees were in the way. We've all been blind.
    You'd better send this in to your local congressman or something before we all forget again.
     
  3. TheGreatStickels

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    then our money would become as worthless as canadian money.
     
  4. Corneo

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    sick him Anakahoothoot!
     
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    Who cares? I'd have a million bucks.
     
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    Just a little thing called inflation. :scratch:

    If you want to be a millionaire, go to somewhere with a currency that is measured in high numbers. I think that Italy was about 1000 Lire to $1 at one stage, and there's always the Yen & Peso. Doesn't make you any richer - it just makes the numbers bigger.

    Big Mac - $250,000. :rant:
     
  7. IDupedInMyPants

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    I think he's aware of that and if I'm not mistaken his point is something along the lines of "OMGFGDM MINEMUM WAGES IS THE PRIEC FLOR!#@[email protected]#eleven!"
     
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    That was uncalled for.

    *beats the living hell out of Stickels with a Tactical Assault Trout*
     
  9. Jigga-Scrooge

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    i too, will end poverty. everything is free.
     
  10. publius

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    Were the economy to collapse, money would become worthless, and everyone would be equal! You're a genius!
     
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    You should write a book or something, at least get an appearance on Oprah or Leno.
     
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    Why stop at a million per hour? Why not ten million per hour? A billion?
     
  13. Amra

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    Why does anyone have to work anyway? :scratch:


    I mean, shouldn't someone be taking care of us??


    :rant:
     
  14. Freemason

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    I know! We can all join a cult and let God take care of all our needs!
     
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    Or we can all join Welfare and let Big Government take care of all our needs!
     
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    Or we can join the Republican party and let slippery slope arguments and fear of government take care of our needs!
     
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    okay....Kool Aid?
     
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    Sure! I'll just drink from the other side :thanks:
     
  19. Stevinator

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    I'm not sure if oyu got that and went one farher on me or if you didn't get that and just typed randomness there.

    I was referring to the 30+ people that drank posioned Kool-Aid
    in anticipation for a comet...they thought if they died at the right time the spaceship hidden behind the comet would beam up their souls.

    so i don't think which side of the glass you drank from would matter...unless you knew that...see, figuring out if you knew is making my brain hurt. I can only do level 7 sarcasm.
     
  20. PublicEnemy

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    Well,I have a better idea to end poverty:burn your money,share your food and build free housings
    More realistic,but much harder to achieve
     

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