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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by mudvaynefan, Feb 22, 2004.

  1. mudvaynefan

    mudvaynefan IncGamers Member

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    Crush

    Since you guys are giving great relationship advice, i thought i would also seek help from here.

    Well, theres this girl i like, shes the most beautiful thing ive ever seen, my legs shake when she walks by, and i just want to cry when she says "Hi" I really think i am in love with her, i mean, shes just too beautiful, and so perfect for me. But theres one problem, well im 14 and shes well...she 7. Before you guys tell me its not going to work because of the age difference, I really do love her, and it will work, but theres only one more thing, shes my sister.

    PLEASE HELP!
     
  2. Smelly

    Smelly IncGamers Member

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    What in the hell... dude, what the hell. :scratch:
     
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    Just go for it! Surely things can't go wrong in such a perfect situation!
     
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    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one! :thumbsup:
     
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    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one! :thumbsup:

    Call her a hussy and storm out in a pissy fit.
     
  6. Anakha1

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    You know a friend once told me that he liked to sleep with anything that moved... but personally I figure... why limit yourself?
     
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    ... I'm still holding onto the hope that he meant 17 instead of 7...
     
  8. Starfishied

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    I've heard from a tabloid somewhere about a bro and sis got married. It's a little bit freaky though. Oh yeah, I love my siblings, but I just never thought of marring them or something.

    [hijacking] Damn, these kinds of thread just gotta stop somewhere. [/hijacking]
     
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    Go for it.
    7 Is the best age for hotnesszors.
     
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    Oh man, a 7 year old girl. Just perfect :drool:
     
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    Don't feed the trolls!

    I hope to all that is right in the universe that this is just a trolling thread and not a serious request for help. This may be tongue-in-cheek but I wouldn't count on the admins seeing it that way.

    Sorry to be a killjoy but really, that is just too an inflammatory topic (potential incest, not to mention extremely underage participation on both parties' parts).
     
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    He's just making fun of the recent influx of relationship threads on the forum. It's satire. Sort of.
     
  13. mudvaynefan

    mudvaynefan IncGamers Member

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    eh... i really didnt want to cause any uncomfortableness (is that even a word) it was all in fun, mods, im sorry if it wasnt appropriate, if need be, ill edit/take down this thread, again my apologies.

    mvf
     
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    mm.. if you can't keep it in your pants.. keep it in the family.. nothing wrong with a family tree that looks more like a stick.. is there?

    -Lost
     

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