Create your own D3 achievement

Slevinn

Diabloii.Net Member
Create your own D3 achievement

So, I'm bored at work and thought this thread could maybe be fun. Hopefully it at least doesn't fail at an epic level.

Given the information we know as of right now (or even something you can create in a dream world), if you could create your own achievement for Diablo 3, what would it be? I'll go first.

All You Can Eat
Deal the most damage in an encounter with Thousand Pounder.


Go.
 

Sass

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

"It'll take more than a siege to defeat me". Beat the Siegebreaker to unlock.






BTW, bonus cookie to whomever knows the quote. :D
 

Apocalypse

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

"Hell hath no fury..."

beat hell difficulty as the female version of each class
 

TheMythe

Diablo: IncGamers Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

"A Witch Doctor shouting 'Ooga Booga'".

Unlocked when you're scaring the hell out of hell on hell difficulty.
 
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GuardianHadriel

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

"Don't tell the elf."
Unlocked by leaping over a huge gap.

"There's your cow level!"
Unlocked by killing a farm animal.
 

TheMythe

Diablo: IncGamers Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

"Dodge this!"

Unlocked when you cast the final meteorstorm on an endboss as a wizard.

"Here's Johnny!"

Unlocked when you encounter an endboss as a barbarian when frenzied.
 

Sass

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

"Stay a while and listen" Cain has tons of text. Unlock by reading it all.
 
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Slevinn

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

"Don't tell the elf."
Unlocked by leaping over a huge gap.


"There's your cow level!"
Unlocked by killing a farm animal.
This one made me laugh out loud.. Very nice

Awesome achievements so far guys. Keep them coming!


 

z00t

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

"Left Four Dead"
Have at least one Zombie Dog, Zombie Charger, Zombie Gargantuan, and Wall of Zombies active at the same time.

"I got friends on the other side"
Have at least one point in all Voodoo skills

And in case I'm being a bit obscure... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82_ALj1KCFs
 

Pyrohemia

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

My flesh is forfeit
-Die to a Dark Cultist having dealt no damage. (From character creation.)

We got ourselves a dance off
-Slay a whirling dervish with whirlwind.

Futility
-Land a hit that deals no damage.

(This one may be impossible or very easy depending upon how the damage system is set up, although certainly possible in D2.)


Cold feet
-Stand in water for 10 minutes.

(Pointless and boring but hilarious to get people to actually do it for the achievement.)

... and stay dead!
-Slay the same monster 3 times.
 

Flux

Administrator
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

As the only person alive who has never played WoW, and who doesn't care enough to go read a WoW wiki to find out, I'm wondering... are the achievements in that game so trivial and humorous as the examples in this thread? i.e., are these just jokes, or are they equivalent to WoW achievements, and thus not out of the question for D3?

I figured wow achievements were more like, explore an entire dangerous area. Or buy every item sold by every NPC in a big city. Or full clear some huge dungeon that no one ever clears since they go right to the boss. Etc... ?
 

TheMythe

Diablo: IncGamers Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

First of all: You aren't the only non-WoW'er. I'm here too, and I'm proud of it!

On-topic:
"I sense a soul in search of answers."

Unlocked: (Playing as a wizard) encountering Adria NPC for the first time.
 

konfeta

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

There is a healthy variety. Some are effectively grind based (like exploration), some are skill, some are "congratulations, you are mediocre" freebies for just doing basic stuff, some are for dicking around, some are joke achievements.

In short, read the damn wiki!
 

Flux

Administrator
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

Most people in these forums haven't even read our D3 wiki. (Which is kind of helpful, since 50% of the debate would go away at once if everyone were well-informed.) In light of that, I'm not about to go read a WoW wiki in order to ask one simple question about that game, as it relates to this one.
 

Apocalypse

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

As the only person alive who has never played WoW, and who doesn't care enough to go read a WoW wiki to find out, I'm wondering... are the achievements in that game so trivial and humorous as the examples in this thread? i.e., are these just jokes, or are they equivalent to WoW achievements, and thus not out of the question for D3?

I figured wow achievements were more like, explore an entire dangerous area. Or buy every item sold by every NPC in a big city. Or full clear some huge dungeon that no one ever clears since they go right to the boss. Etc... ?

Wow has a ton of achievements and most are humorous in nature. There are plenty of “regular†achievements like explore of all this or all of that. The world traveler one was a popular one to get since it took forever to explore the entire game world. My favorite ones were the ones not everyone in the guild had like the mine field one (forget the name now, mine sweeper?). when I played wow I was all about achievements. After I maxed a char out it was all I cared about. All achievements all day.


 

Risingred

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

"It's in your nature to destroy yourselves."

Knock back 20 projectiles to the enemies who fired them with a single Wave of Force.
 

TheMythe

Diablo: IncGamers Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

Now that one was funny! Even funnier than the Gimli one. Gawds I still love Terminator 2.
 

Apocalypse

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

"get a life"

achieved for playing one character for 10 solid active hours
 

nurman

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Create your own D3 achievement

Enjoy your permban from botting!

Play over 300 hours straight

I'm not going to wear this stupid *** helm!

Find the pink barbarian helmet.

Tristram Chainsaw Massacre

Kill 666 fallen ones in under 10 minutes.

She-man

Create a Female barbarian

I love the smell of roasted Megademon in the morning!

Use any fire spell to kill 50 megademons in under 5 minutes.

Livin' In the Danger Zone

Kill Diablo and his minions with only 15% hp at all times.

How many legs does that kid have?

Find Wirt's fifth leg.

Bat out of Hell

Kill the demonic Bat

The King Lives...NOT!

Destroy the undead king.
 
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