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Create the most ironic/absurd Diablo 2 Item

Discussion in 'Diablo 2 Community Forum' started by Millennium, Sep 20, 2010.

  1. Millennium

    Millennium IncGamers Member

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    Create the most ironic/absurd Diablo 2 Item

    I go first:

    The Dream Crusher
    Unique Amulet
    Required Level: 1
    100% Chance To Cast Level 99 Corpse Explosion When You Kill An Enemy
    Slain Monsters Rest In Peace


    FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


    What's yours?
     
  2. Kinky

    Kinky IncGamers Member

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    Re: Create the most ironic/absurd Diablo 2 Item

    Wouldn't the Slain Monsters RIP negate your CE? lol


    This one's easy if you've played pre 1.11

    Any random Jewel/Item:
    -100% Enemy Fire Resists
    -Repeat the above for all other Resists
    -100% Chance to Cast Level (Insert Level) (Insert Skill--i.e. Meteor, Life Tap, Amplify Damage, Charged Bolt, Teeth, etc.) on Striking
    -Repeat the above
    -Adds (Insert Ridiculously Large Number)-(Even Ridiculously Larger Number) (Type of Damage) Damage
    -Repeat the above for all other types of Damage
    -+(Large Number)% Enhanced Damage
    -+(Large Number)% to Attack Rating Based on Character Level
    -+(Large Number) to Attack Rating based on Character Level
    -100% Chance of Open Wounds
    -100% Chance of Critical Strike
    -100% Chance of Crushing Blow
    -Level 25 Conviction when Equipped
    -Level 50 Fanaticism when Equipped
    -Repeat the above for all Offensive Auras.
    -Level 50 Meditation when Equipped
    -Level 50 Prayer when Equipped
    -Repeat the above for all Defensive Auras.
    -All Resistances +75
    etc.


    you get the point

    This is what you end up with : http://4.bp.************/_sMiL9MrSvr0/S70xFdsbreI/AAAAAAAABeM/uL8rtS4WBfs/s1600/medianxl1.jpg
    or
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFFRabm3bn8&feature=fvw




    ...but where's the fun in that lol
    if you're dead set on something like that though, take a stab at the thread I just made :p
    http://diablo.incgamers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=780707




    -Kinky
     
  3. DjSlayer

    DjSlayer IncGamers Member

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    Re: Create the most ironic/absurd Diablo 2 Item

    In a Destroyer helmet
    +600000% Damage (Druid only)
    +3 Frozen Orb (Sorceress only)
    +6000 life (Paladin only)
    +6 to traps (Assasin only)
    +6 Lightning Fury (Amazon only)
    +6 Raise skeleton (Necromancer only)
    +20 to taunt (Barbarian only)
    +3 energy

    (no, i dont have anyting against barbarians)

    - D.J.
     
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  4. Dizzymjewu

    Dizzymjewu IncGamers Member

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    Re: Create the most ironic/absurd Diablo 2 Item

    I think that's where the irony/absurdity kicks in :crazyeyes:

    Mine:
    "Godly Jewel of Sacrifice"
    200% enhanced defense
    75% ctc level 25 Battle Cry on self
    50% Deadly Strike


     
  5. alphaz

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    Re: Create the most ironic/absurd Diablo 2 Item

    a rune that adds another socket?
     

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