Create the most ironic/absurd Diablo 2 Item

Millennium

Diabloii.Net Member
Create the most ironic/absurd Diablo 2 Item

I go first:

The Dream Crusher
Unique Amulet
Required Level: 1
100% Chance To Cast Level 99 Corpse Explosion When You Kill An Enemy
Slain Monsters Rest In Peace


FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


What's yours?
 

Kinky

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Create the most ironic/absurd Diablo 2 Item

Wouldn't the Slain Monsters RIP negate your CE? lol


This one's easy if you've played pre 1.11

Any random Jewel/Item:
-100% Enemy Fire Resists
-Repeat the above for all other Resists
-100% Chance to Cast Level (Insert Level) (Insert Skill--i.e. Meteor, Life Tap, Amplify Damage, Charged Bolt, Teeth, etc.) on Striking
-Repeat the above
-Adds (Insert Ridiculously Large Number)-(Even Ridiculously Larger Number) (Type of Damage) Damage
-Repeat the above for all other types of Damage
-+(Large Number)% Enhanced Damage
-+(Large Number)% to Attack Rating Based on Character Level
-+(Large Number) to Attack Rating based on Character Level
-100% Chance of Open Wounds
-100% Chance of Critical Strike
-100% Chance of Crushing Blow
-Level 25 Conviction when Equipped
-Level 50 Fanaticism when Equipped
-Repeat the above for all Offensive Auras.
-Level 50 Meditation when Equipped
-Level 50 Prayer when Equipped
-Repeat the above for all Defensive Auras.
-All Resistances +75
etc.


you get the point

This is what you end up with : http://4.bp.************/_sMiL9MrSvr0/S70xFdsbreI/AAAAAAAABeM/uL8rtS4WBfs/s1600/medianxl1.jpg
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFFRabm3bn8&feature=fvw




...but where's the fun in that lol
if you're dead set on something like that though, take a stab at the thread I just made :p
http://diablo.incgamers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=780707




-Kinky
 

DjSlayer

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Create the most ironic/absurd Diablo 2 Item

In a Destroyer helmet
+600000% Damage (Druid only)
+3 Frozen Orb (Sorceress only)
+6000 life (Paladin only)
+6 to traps (Assasin only)
+6 Lightning Fury (Amazon only)
+6 Raise skeleton (Necromancer only)
+20 to taunt (Barbarian only)
+3 energy

(no, i dont have anyting against barbarians)

- D.J.
 
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Dizzymjewu

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Create the most ironic/absurd Diablo 2 Item

Wouldn't the Slain Monsters RIP negate your CE? lol

-Kinky
I think that's where the irony/absurdity kicks in :crazyeyes:

Mine:
"Godly Jewel of Sacrifice"
200% enhanced defense
75% ctc level 25 Battle Cry on self
50% Deadly Strike


 
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