@corax: I'm here!
@skoolbus: Found
him. Make it harder next time.
Here is my submission for the new d3 characters.
1. Hammer Bagger Smasher Mongolian:
Similiar to the old Barbarian (In strenght and lack of speech skills) and the old Druid (In hairy-ness)
Skill Trees: Hamer Skills, Smasher Skills, Mongolian Attributes
Usually crushes monsters with large baggers of hammers, BO, and a large hammer. (Hammer not included in large bagger of hammers. Those are slightly smaller. As seen on TV.)
2. Demonic Succumbic Magess Demon.
Similiar to the old sorceress (In spells and lack of clothing), the old amazon (In boobs), and the old necromancer (In summoning undead and you know... doing what necromancers do.)
Skill Trees: Demonic and Succumbic, Undead, and Overpowered Hacked Spells
Usually disturbs the enemies with her lack of clothing and crotchless panties, then does a 4 hour dance, then takes a nap, then casts a spell but usually hits some rock or other object in the way by accident, then goes back to town, then has to talk, then has to debate on killing the monster or buying that new pair of shoes she saw the other day, then goes and buys the shoes, then comes back, then takes another nap, then gets mad because someone took her tp and killed the monster, then rips the cable cord out of the back of the computer, and then crys when the computer doesnt save what (little) she had done.
3. Enviromental Pyromancial Afro-Asian
Similiar to the to the old druid (Being one with nature and that crap) and similiar to the old sorceress (In her fire-based skills)
Skill Trees: Pyroschematicial Effects, Tree Love, and Minority Majority
Usually makes people confused by being sad because he is the minority, but angry because hes a hippy loving tree man. Then he burns them. They die. Usually.
4. Rainbow
Similar to all the character classes mixed by a little kid while handpainting.
Skill Trees: Love, Joy, and Liberty.
Doesn't kill, brings presents to little monster kids, tells jokes of rainy days, saves fish from drowning, squirrels from the high limbs of trees, feeds the hungry, and won every award possible in Highschool.
But seriously I will have a real character design completed before the due date =D Fun stuff here.
