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Computer jaron decoded

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Freemason, May 27, 2005.

  1. Freemason

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    Computer jaron decoded

    AOL
    Always off line
    ISDN
    It Still Does Nothing
    APPLE
    Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
    SCSI
    System Can't See It
    DOS
    Defective Operating System
    BASIC
    Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
    IBM
    I Blame Microsoft
    DEC
    Do Expect Cuts
    CD-ROM
    Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
    OS/2
    Obsolete Soon, Too.
    WWW
    World Wide Wait
    MACINTOSH
    Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
    PENTIUM
    Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
    COBOL
    Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
    AMIGA
    A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
    LISP
    Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis
    MIPS
    Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
    WINDOWS
    Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
    MICROSOFT
    Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
     
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    Now if only someone could tell me what 'jaron' means ;)
     
  3. Freemason

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    Just Another Random Online Nothingless
     
  4. AjustinMyJonson

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    I agree, except for the Apple. Apple turns out monster profits on iPods alone, so it should be Arrogance Produces Tons-O-Money, but that doesnt fit too well.
     
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    What about linux? or Athlon?
     
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    What about them? The acronyms are wide open for explanation
     
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    I'd imagine it's hard for LINUX, not that many words start with an X.
    BTW, "jargon?"
     

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