Computer jaron decoded

Freemason

Banned
Computer jaron decoded

AOL
Always off line
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI
System Can't See It
DOS
Defective Operating System
BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW
World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP
Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
 

AjustinMyJonson

Diabloii.Net Member
I agree, except for the Apple. Apple turns out monster profits on iPods alone, so it should be Arrogance Produces Tons-O-Money, but that doesnt fit too well.
 

5Ws

Banned
I'd imagine it's hard for LINUX, not that many words start with an X.
BTW, "jargon?"
 
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