Chuck Norris facts

[Sergeant]

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However, he has acted well in at least one movie, which is more than can be said for Chuck Norris.

That's because he isn't acting.

 

[Amra]

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What are you all going to do when he dies and he IS proven to be mortal?

 

[Stoutwood]

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When Chuck Norris jokes are being used in Republican political ads, you know they're old.

 

[TurbulentTurtle]

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These jokes are about as funny as an ulcer.
And I find my myself in stitches over an ulcer.

 

[Lazer LXXVII]

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Nope the Vin Diesel jokes are where the Chuck Norris jokes came from. But the Vin Diesel ones didnt get nearly as popular as the Chuck Norris ones, those just exploded once people caught along.

 

[Sergeant]

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What are you all going to do when he dies and he IS proven to be mortal?

Find someone almost as awesome to make facts about.

 

[lAmebAdger]

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"almost" being the keyword here, eh?

 

[Spinns]

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Here's an actual ChucK Norris fact: He was considered by Bruce Lee to be one of his most important disciples.

 

[Eleyb]

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What are you all going to do when he dies and he IS proven to be mortal?

a successor has been put in place.

http://www.tebowisms.net/

 

[Dondrei]

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Wow, how do you do that? How do you necro a thread from 2005 but put a 2009 date on it?

When Chuck Norris jokes are being used in Republican political ads, you know they're old.

That's the single lamest thing ever devised by man.