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Catchy Pro-Murder and Anti-Choice Slogans

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Yaboosh, Apr 6, 2004.

  1. Yaboosh

    Yaboosh IncGamers Member

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    Catchy Pro-Murder and Anti-Choice Slogans

    I am doing a presentation on Thursday concerning the constitutionality of abortion and I am going to make two picket signs. I want the funniest, catchiest, most derogatory and offensive slogans from each side of the debate that I can get.

    Any help here? Try to keep them short so as they can be read in a matter of a few seconds.

    I have looked through Google and have not really found any that have really caught my eye, and there seem to be very few catchy pro-murder slogans out there.
     
  2. SaroDarksbane

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    Here are some pro-life ones. =D
     
  3. TheOgreMan

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    Judging by the title of the thread we can see what side you are really on.

    Good ones? Hmm...

    -We kill hundreds of thousands of potential pets a year, why not a few potential babies? (albeit not a very good one)
    -If I knew my parents didn't want me I'd want to die, too.
    -Freedom to speak, freedom to bare arms, why not freedom of choice?
    -We have 7 billion people on Earth, why not save them the grief?

    Ok, so I'm not good at slogans, but I tried.
     
  4. Yaboosh

    Yaboosh IncGamers Member

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    How could you possibly tell what side I am really on from the title of the thread? Did you read the whole title?

    Thanks for the link Saro.

    Now I just need a kinda rude, caustic pro-choice one.
     
  5. SaroDarksbane

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    Not really. In keeping with his stated objective:
    He had to come up with something. Thus Pro-Choice becomes Pro-Murder. But what's worst you can call a Pro-Lifer? Anti-Choice?

    Maybe you could give him an alternative.
     
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    Ah just spin the "Wheel of Destiny"
     
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    Dont Needus this fetus?
     
  8. Any1

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    Pro-lifers are a strong arguement for abortion.
     
  9. SaroDarksbane

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    Wow!

    That's catchy, derogatory, and offensive! I think we have a winner folks. :D
     
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    anti-choice! because everyone wants a bastard child
     
  11. MatMan

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    How about, "It's not like you can just cram it back in."
     
  12. {KOW}Spazed

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    That sounds like a bet to me!


    Uhhh yeah I have no slogon.
     
  13. AeroJonesy

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    The best pro-choice slogan I found was "keep your rosaries off my ovaries". Made me chuckle.
     
  14. asdf

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    actually one slogan for the pro-lifers i've never been able to understand is the 'abortion enslaves women' thingy... how is that supposed to make sense?
     
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    Since when does religion have to make sense?
     
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    ...because it coulda been the friggin antichrist.
     
  17. Johnny

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    Its Better to have a baby in the trashcan than a baby in a white platic bag by the side of the road.

    Ok I suck at these.
     
  18. TheOgreMan

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    My apologies, my statement made the wrong impression. I was not attempting to be derogatory towards Yaboosh; I had the impression that the title was his view on the subject. Therefor calling pro-choice pro-murder would mean that he was against abortion. I took it wrong, no offense intended.
     

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