Captain America Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fiance'

[DominoDeja]

Captain America Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fiance'

Seriously had to share this and vent..

I've seen alot of wild things but this takes the cake. The last three min. took me on the ride of my life and you seriously won't believe what this guy did. And at first I didn't understand what he was doing moving all these things around but the mystery quickly unfolded and when I saw him jump off the cliff I gasped and was like OHHH MYYY GAWWDD!

Here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iIYRZWBd9Y

What do you think? Will he beat the odds? I mean this is a true life real life story! The message at the end is so true too.

 

[P2blr]

Re: Captain America Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fia

so douche quadbike made his way over here too

http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/41555/the-ballad-douche-quadbike
here is the response video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjLKBYveF1Q

 

[Tanooki]

Re: Captain America Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fia

Dude, how much do you get paid per post? I can spam other forums, too. Please let me know how to get in on this sweet sweet action.


Plus we'd be totally helping cure cancer, right?

 

[pancakeman]

Re: Captain America Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fia

I've never entered the Cracked forum, but I read their articles every day.

I feel like pointing this out since this thread will be closed very soon anyway.


Oh, and though I didn't watch the video, I assume it has something to do with Captain America. This is not true unless it features a guy on a bike, since I know for a fact that Lance Armstrong is Captain America.
Think about it: He is much stronger and faster than any human can be, he is a symbol of American victory in France (Cap fought in WWII), and he wore blue and red into battle (US Postal jersey). Plus, his nemesis, Jan Ulrich, is German (Cap's is Red Skull).


If none of that sways you, than this most definitely will!

 

[Johnny]

Re: Captain America Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fia

Lance Armstrong as captain america? More like Lance Armstrong dope head.

When you get too old to compete just retire. Don't resort to cheating.

 

[pancakeman]

Re: Captain America Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fia

When you get too old to make non-retarded posts, just retire, don't fill the forum with your bull****.

 

[Johnny]

Re: Captain America Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fia

Yeah yeah I saw Lance on Jay Leno too and heard his theory on the great European conspiracy against him. Cheaters deserve to be punished and that's final. If anthing you should shun him for embarrassing america on the international scene.

 

[Spinns]

Re: Captain America Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fia

Yeah he's a real embarrassment. Over coming life threatening cancer to become the greatest cyclist in history yeah really embarrassing. I don't know how the guy could show his face in public

 

[Johnny]

Re: Captain America Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fia

I heard he roundhouse kicked the cancer across the room right into the bin. The doctors and medical community in awe over his ability to single handedly beat cancer without even breaking a sweat.

 

[Spinns]

Re: Captain America Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fia

That was Chuck Norris

 

[pancakeman]

Re: Captain America Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fia

So you are saying that he cheated because...? Because a French newspaper published something that never got proven? Because Frankie Andreu stabbed him in the back over something barely even relevant? You shouldn't comment on things you don't know about, it makes you look bad.

Yeah yeah I saw Lance on Jay Leno too and heard his theory on the great European conspiracy against him.

Damn, you found out. I actually get all of my facts from the Tonight Show. Did you get any cuts setting up that straw man?

 

[Dirty_Zulu]

Re: Captain America Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fia

Anyone who can score with the Olsen twins is definitely Capt. America.

 

[pancakeman]

Re: Captain America Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fia

Anyone who can score with the Olsen twins is definitely Capt. America.

I just laughed my *** off in real life. I may need to get that looked at...