Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Utilikil

Mistress Sersi

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

Well I am a maverick! A free thinker! Uninhibited by the uptight peeps in society.

SKirts are more comfortable & thats a fact. Uni-fabricated garments are made perfectly for the male anatomy.
 

Yaboosh

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

If you are uninhibited by the uptight peeps in society, why are you concerned whether or not that skirt looks like a utilikilt?
 

Mistress Sersi

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

I just wanted to see if the opinions would support I theory I had is all. Is that not what forums are for? Opinions on different things.
 

KremBanan

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

The way I see it, 50 years ago, men with long hair & men with earrings were though of as less than masculine.
Just to let you know..its still less than masculine.



 

Mistress Sersi

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

OK. But I do my part. I wear my utilikilt everywhere so that people will eventually get comfortable to men in skirts!
 

MagisterMan

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

Doesn't it get cold to wear a skirt in Canada?
 

Mistress Sersi

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

Well I do not wear it in winter. And there is no snow on the ground & its not that cold here now.

And if I look so HOMOgeneous in a skirt as some have mentioned, then why were the women in California crazy for me? They kept coming up to me & complimenting me & asking me where I purchased such an outstanding garment!
 

Mistress Sersi

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

Thats not what they said. They were telling me how great I looked it in & how they wished they had legs like mine!

I even had a saleswoman tell me this here in Canada @ sears when I was inquiring about their selection of plaid skirts!
 

Tanooki

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Wow.. this went from 2 pages to 5 in a hurry. For the record, I'm nearly half Scottish/Irish and I really want to get a kilt at some point, just never got around to it. I think they'd be comfortable as hell. To Sersi - be a trendsetter. And don't be afraid to do it.
 

WildBerry

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

How can you be a history teacher in Finland anyway? your country is like 90 years old of which you spent alot of the time belonging to other countries.

You're screwed worse than a 40's cartographer.
Well, the senior high has like, uh, two courses of Finnish history and 10 courses of other stuff, you figure it out.

But seriously, which part of that 90 years we spent belonging to other country? You had us in, what, 1920s?

At least we have historical documents all the way from Tacitus, and a lot of paperwork considering who's been fighting over us for the last millennium. Some places inhabited by European explorers, while more significant than my country currently, don't have that.

Well I am a maverick!
I just pictured John McCain in a drag. Someone pass the eye bleach.



 

WildBerry

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Shoulda, woulda, coulda. We don't live in should land. I should be able to ride a pig, naked through Jerusalem while chugging a beer but that would get me killed so I don't. The morals and irrationalities of the majority still effects everyone even if it's wrong.
I'm pretty sure you of all people would survive that attempt.



 

BobCox2

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

Thats not what they said. They were telling me how great I looked it in & how they wished they had legs like mine!

I even had a saleswoman tell me this here in Canada @ sears when I was inquiring about their selection of plaid skirts!
And thats why you don't look good in a kilt, A kilt requires hairy muscular man legs.


 

Ludacris

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

Thats not what they said. They were telling me how great I looked it in & how they wished they had legs like mine!

I even had a saleswoman tell me this here in Canada @ sears when I was inquiring about their selection of plaid skirts!
Wearing a skirt in public is one thing, shaving your legs too is another. You're on the verge of losing your masculanity.



 

Mistress Sersi

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

Yes, I shave my legs. Hairy legs are so disgusting its not even funny. What the hell would I want to walk around in a nice skirt, only to have everything ruined by hairy legs? The women seem to agree with me, hence all the compliments.

I guess I will not mention the pedicures & nail polish. Hey, David Duchovny's character on his show, Californication, paints his toe nails & I don't see anyone complaining about his lack of masculinity!
 

KremBanan

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

Not that its a bad thing or anything, but you are so coming out of the closet soon.
 

Johnny

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

In order to be able to wear a kilt in public you need big gorilla legs.
 

Mistress Sersi

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

Not that its a bad thing or anything, but you are so coming out of the closet soon.
How does wearing a skirt make one ***? Thats illogical!!! I REALLY want to hear teh explanation for this!!!! LOL A piece of cloth determines sexuality!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :jig::yes:



 

Tanooki

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Re: Can I pass off this SKIRT as a MAN SKIRT? Thats what my lady friends call my Util

My wife thinks I should get a ultilikit. Of course, I've got beefy gorilla legs... (as a freshman in HS, I could lift +600lbs on the hipsled.)
 
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