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Calling Bortaz

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Sir EvilFreeSmeg, Aug 30, 2006.

  1. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    Calling Bortaz

    You're wanted in chat
     
  2. Bortaz

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    Quit being boring asses and maybe I'll come.
     
  3. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    You keep missing the boobies
     
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    HAY GUYS WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

    Since this thread is useless as it stands, I will add a splendid jape to amuse and delight the assembled throng.

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking when in walks a cowboy who yells, "Who's white horse it that outside?"

    The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, "It's my horse. Why do you want to know?"

    The cowboy looks at him and says, "Well, your horse is standing out there in the sun and he don't look too good."

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto run outside and they see that Silver is in bad shape, suffering from heat exhaustion. The Loan Ranger moves his horse into the shade and gets a bucket of water. He then pours some of the water over the horse and gives the rest to Silver to drink.

    It is then he notices that there isn't a breeze so he asks Tonto if he would start running around Silver to get some air flowing and perhaps cool him down.

    Being a faithful friend, Tonto starts running around Silver. The Lone Ranger stands there for a bit then realizes there is not much more he can do, so he goes back into the bar and orders another whiskey.

    After a bit a cowboy walks in and says, "Whose white horse is that outside?"

    Slowly the Lone Ranger turns around and says, "That is my horse, what is wrong with him now?"

    "Nothing," replies the cowboy, "I just wanted to let you know that you left your Injun running."
     
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    Come to chat, Durf...we need an adult in there.
     
  6. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    Yes, durf in chat is a good idea
     
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    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

    The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

    The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

    Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

    Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

    "HEBREWS"
     
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    Where is chat these days? Still on IRC, a channel on starchat?
     
  9. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    It's on starchat
     
  10. Bortaz

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    #otfchat, iirc.
     
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    /me waves to Irene

    Hope things are well hun!
     
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    No way I'm ever going onto an OTF chat, this place sucks up enough of my time as it is...
     
  13. WildBerry

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    I can see why you're saying that. You answer in real time as is.
     
  14. Amra

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    As if....

    You probably don't even like the pics.
     
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    Pics ?
     

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