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Brilliant thoughts in two lines or less

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Freemason, May 26, 2005.

  1. Freemason

    Freemason Banned

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    Brilliant thoughts in two lines or less

    Post what you think are brilliant thoughts in two lines or less. Yes I have the book.

    "Help starve a feeding bureaucrat"
     
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    Don't panic
     
  3. Freet

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    Think of the hottest girl in the world. You know the one...beautiful, intelligent, radiates sex appeal...yeah, that one.

    Then consider that there is a guy somewhere who is soooo glad he isn't putting up with her crap anymore.
     
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    drink beer, play with boobies, and watch star wars.

    Garbad
     
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    Mcdonalds turns you into the thing in Garbads current avatar.
     
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    "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!" - Homer Simpson.
     
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    There is a book about this??



    1. Live on your own for at least one year.

    2. Learn how to manage money.
     
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    God must love stupid people; He made so many

    You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
     
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    two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

    Chaos is the proper order....

    Procrastinate NOW!!!!

    and one of my favorites:

    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!!!!
     
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    Fat Lady

    It ain't over until it's over - Yogi Berra
     
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    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

    Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
     
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    I used to have multiple personality disorder, but we've almost recovered.
     
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    If it moves, kill it. If it doesn't move, kill it anyway; it may move later.
     
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    Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.
     
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    If it moves and it shouldn't: Duct Tape.
    If it doesn't move and it should: WD40.

    The monkey never lets go of one vine until the next is within reach.
     
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    If there's nothing for which you'd die, you have nothing for which to live.
     
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    We firmly believe there is more to life than money, beer, and sex. We just don't know what it is.
     
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    We mock, but we dont understand.
     
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    its a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n roll
     
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    *claps and stomps his feet*

    wooooo child, sing it!
     

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