Brilliant thoughts in two lines or less

[Freemason]

Brilliant thoughts in two lines or less

Post what you think are brilliant thoughts in two lines or less. Yes I have the book.

"Help starve a feeding bureaucrat"

 

[greatrambino1981]

Don't panic

 

[Freet]

Think of the hottest girl in the world. You know the one...beautiful, intelligent, radiates sex appeal...yeah, that one.

Then consider that there is a guy somewhere who is soooo glad he isn't putting up with her crap anymore.

 

[Garbad_the_Weak]

drink beer, play with boobies, and watch star wars.

Garbad

 

[theBlackKnight]

drink beer, play with boobies, and watch star wars.

Garbad

Mcdonalds turns you into the thing in Garbads current avatar.

 

[PyroStock]

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!" - Homer Simpson.

 

[Amra]

There is a book about this??



1. Live on your own for at least one year.

2. Learn how to manage money.

 

[Isolde212]

God must love stupid people; He made so many

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

 

[Keldaris]

two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

Chaos is the proper order....

Procrastinate NOW!!!!

and one of my favorites:

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!!!!

 

[Necrolestes]

Fat Lady

It ain't over until it's over - Yogi Berra

 

[Isolde212]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

 

[DurfBarian]

I used to have multiple personality disorder, but we've almost recovered.

 

[plasmo]

If it moves, kill it. If it doesn't move, kill it anyway; it may move later.

 

[bigD72]

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

 

[Ev_]

If it moves and it shouldn't: Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it should: WD40.

The monkey never lets go of one vine until the next is within reach.

 

[krzyhobo]

If there's nothing for which you'd die, you have nothing for which to live.

 

[UserMathias]

We firmly believe there is more to life than money, beer, and sex. We just don't know what it is.

 

[CyberHawk]

We mock, but we dont understand.

 

[nrabbit]

its a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n roll

 

[Geeno]

Think of the hottest girl in the world. You know the one...beautiful, intelligent, radiates sex appeal...yeah, that one.

Then consider that there is a guy somewhere who is soooo glad he isn't putting up with her crap anymore.

*claps and stomps his feet*

wooooo child, sing it!