Brilliant thoughts in two lines or less

Freemason

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Brilliant thoughts in two lines or less

Post what you think are brilliant thoughts in two lines or less. Yes I have the book.

"Help starve a feeding bureaucrat"
 

Freet

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Think of the hottest girl in the world. You know the one...beautiful, intelligent, radiates sex appeal...yeah, that one.

Then consider that there is a guy somewhere who is soooo glad he isn't putting up with her crap anymore.
 

Amra

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There is a book about this??



1. Live on your own for at least one year.

2. Learn how to manage money.
 

Keldaris

Diabloii.Net Member
two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

Chaos is the proper order....

Procrastinate NOW!!!!

and one of my favorites:

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!!!!
 

Ev_

Diabloii.Net Member
If it moves and it shouldn't: Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it should: WD40.

The monkey never lets go of one vine until the next is within reach.
 

Geeno

Diabloii.Net Member
Freet said:
Think of the hottest girl in the world. You know the one...beautiful, intelligent, radiates sex appeal...yeah, that one.

Then consider that there is a guy somewhere who is soooo glad he isn't putting up with her crap anymore.

*claps and stomps his feet*

wooooo child, sing it!
 
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