Best Profile You Have Seen?

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Mecal

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Best Profile You Have Seen?

Maybe its me, but when im bored i go into a channel and check out ppls profiles... hehe.

so what are the best (funniest, witty, etc) you have seen.

one i remember is "Everytime you click the chat gem, God pk's another nooblar." :lol:
 
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ZounceHC

Diabloii.Net Member
Mecal said:
Maybe its me, but when im bored i go into a channel and check out ppls profiles... hehe.

so what are the best (funniest, witty, etc) you have seen.

one i remember is "Everytime you click the chat gem, God pk's another nooblar." :lol:
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Hehe ya i've seen that one. A funny one i've seen:

Q: How many men does it take to change the toilet roll (and put the old one in the bin)??








A: No one knows it's never happened
 
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MoUsE_WiZ

Diabloii.Net Member
ascii art r teh pwnz~~

I think a guy named "OmniPresent" who hangs out (or used to) in Starcraft Shareware USA-1 had the best picture, it was a house with a fence and a tree and a sun...

EDIT: Of course the only way you're going to get to look at it is if you D/L SC:SW, it might work in SC/BW as well, but I'm not sure, I know the fonts displayed in chat are different, but I can't remember about profiles.
 
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CoRRuPt-OnE

Diabloii.Net Member
MoUsE_WiZ said:
ascii art r teh pwnz~~

I think a guy named "OmniPresent" who hangs out (or used to) in Starcraft Shareware USA-1 had the best picture, it was a house with a fence and a tree and a sun...

EDIT: Of course the only way you're going to get to look at it is if you D/L SC:SW, it might work in SC/BW as well, but I'm not sure, I know the fonts displayed in chat are different, but I can't remember about profiles.
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yea i see many of this on starcraft. I especially see ones with a bear holding a gun :lol:
 
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Phantom_Man

Diabloii.Net Member
ÿc1What Would Jesus Do?
ÿc8--------------------------------
ÿc2For a ÿc3Klondike ÿc2Bar.

"If you're amped, does IM do twice as much damage?"
-Billy

That's my full one. Billy never actually said that, but he was thinking it, and was about to say it. Then he told me it.

I've seen some good ones, none that really come to mind though. The ones with the weird intricate designs with the ~`';., keys amuse me. Oh, I saw a **** symbol(No, it's not a Swastika, that's sanskrit for Good Luck, and is not titled). It was tilted too. Offensive yes, but very well done.

Phantom- :drink:
 
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Tao_of_Xero

Diabloii.Net Member
I can't remember the name but the best one I saw was on a dueler's profile.the little buttons down on thew bottom say either 'Ladder' and 'Ok' or something. the little blurb in his profile said 'click ok if I own you.' dunno why but it made me laugh. I clicked ladder. :D
 
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MoUsE_WiZ

Diabloii.Net Member
Phantom_Man said:
ÿc1What Would Jesus Do?
ÿc8--------------------------------
ÿc2For a ÿc3Klondike ÿc2Bar.

"If you're amped, does IM do twice as much damage?"
-Billy

That's my full one. Billy never actually said that, but he was thinking it, and was about to say it. Then he told me it.

I've seen some good ones, none that really come to mind though. The ones with the weird intricate designs with the ~`';., keys amuse me. Oh, I saw a **** symbol(No, it's not a Swastika, that's sanskrit for Good Luck, and is not titled). It was tilted too. Offensive yes, but very well done.

Phantom- :drink:
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My new character = wwjdfakb ^^
I've got a green anarchy sign in mine with ,.-~` crap, not because I believe in anarchy, it's just sort of a neat and easy to draw symbol.
 
STINGER

STINGER

Diabloii.Net Member
Dupes R 4 Noobs

Chicken hackers need shot

TPPKers can burn in Hell



I have no idea who has that........Frankly, I am not sure if that is exact either....
 
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Frosty0012

Banned
1: a well known one, if the ocean was Vodka and i was a duck i'd got to the bottom and never come up, but the ocean aint vodka and i aint a duck so pass me the bottle and shut the F*ck up.
2: lets see if i can still do this


i tried and it didnt work but it was a dr. pepper truck drawn out with *beep beep* and i luv dr.pepper on the side, it was funny :flip:
 
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ConnerMacleod

Diabloii.Net Member
I remember last season (early on) there was a comment made in the HC Trade Channel.

OMG Look at *aasdfasdfasdf profile! Some of you kids need to go outside!

Guy had all of his characters, builds, and levels listed. All were above 94, and there were like 7 or 8 of them listed. This was before the mass invasion of bots, and they weren't all sorcs! Was the funniest comment I've seen made about a profile.
 
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cyradis2003

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Best one I have read is by Des on the Ladder East channel (this is not exact and her's is funnier but you get the point)

"Osha has said that unless I install handrails and seatbelts only one person may ride my *** at a time. Today is not your day and next week doesn't look good either."

:worship:
 
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Frostburns

Diabloii.Net Member
Originally posted by aDeadMan:
So I'm in this game and someone kills diablo.
So then I see this naked demon running by and I'm like wtf you doing?
He says getting my body back noob.
Then upon seeing his items are gone: OMG GIM ITAMZ BACK.
And is nked.
 
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turnips

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A few people in the past had a stickman profile with male and female stickpeople in a provocative position(figure it out yourself)...I was just amazed by the artist's talent, very funny.
 
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