1) Go out in your back yard.
2) Commence drinking 4 bottles of Jack Daniels.
3) Strip off clothes.
**Note: Steps 2 and 3 are interchangeable if you don't think you can handle stripping while drunk.
4) Climb into a nearby tree, preferably by your neighbours window.
5) Commence screaming.
6) Resist arrest.
By this time, you should not give a damn about rare rings or amulets.