Be prepared!

Be prepared!

In case of terrorist attack. I found this link and thought I would share, it is a bit raunchy at parts, but Freet approved as long as there are no complaints. It is funny captions to the images on the Homeland Security website.


Linky
 

piff

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Thank you so much. I remember when this was first posted, back in the days of the pictures. We made our own captions for the pictures, but nothing, nothing beats those ones. They're funnier than people such as Lewis Black.
 

cotton

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There is some excellent advice there, but I don't think it need only apply to terrorist attacks. Apply these lessons to daily life!
 

Amra

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"If you find yourself trapped, call the fire and rescue department immediately. If they are unable to save you with their ladders, they will provide a bong to ease your suffering."


KOW, pretty lame. A bad link indeed.
 
Amra said:
"If you find yourself trapped, call the fire and rescue department immediately. If they are unable to save you with their ladders, they will provide a bong to ease your suffering."


KOW, pretty lame. A bad link indeed.
Oh come on, its all in jest. Besides that fire hydrant picture could be a little better shaped.
 

Usufruct

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I was bored (and drunk) so I read them all. I have to admit, I laughed out loud several times; I'm glad you posted the link, I forwarded it to my mom who will appreciate it I'm sure.
 

Lord_Shinnok

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didn't look at the link but now i have that one song from the Lion King stuck in my head. Damn you KOW, damn you!!!!!
 
no .. shinnok is just weird. :rolleyes:

ive read all of them, some of them were very funny .. maybe even hilarious o_o

the ones where you're trapped were especially funny.

LOL: "Many terrorists are also amateur comedians--Don't be thrown off guard by their feeble attempts at shadow puppets."
 

Lord_Shinnok

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masterazn said:
That page has the Lion King song?
No you uncultured swine, i said i hadn't even looked at the page. But there is a song from the Lion King called "Be Prepared". Worst part is i only know about 6 sec of the song and it keeps repeating itself over and over.

And sush up Pizza or ill eat your delicous braaaaiiiinnnnnsss!!!!!
 
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