Basil Marceaux.com: Republican candidate for Tennessee governor With all the debating going on in the OT, we could use a little humor. Check this out: His name is Basil Marceaux.com, everyone. He's a republican candidate running for the governor of Tennessee. Basil Marceaux: The next Governor of Tennessee His Platform taken from his web page: 1. He's read a "little and brown" edition of the law, apparently, and he promises to uphold what he's understood from it. 2. He promises to protect the Emancipation Proclamation. 3. He's part of the "Freedmen's Bureau", an organization started by Abraham Lincoln to help integrate freed slaves into society, which was later disbanded by Ulysses S. Grant in 1872. 4. Basil Marceaux has made a promise to "free slaves at traffic stops" and to stop "jury fixing" for trials involving them. A Solution for US Prisons Running out of Space: We're Flying the Wrong Flag: Still not convinced? Basil Marceaux believes in being educated. Just take a look at this concise, grammatically-correct statement he's made about education: Want to know more? Basil Marceaux on Campaign Finance Reform Basil Marceaux on Gun Control As an added bonus, if you vote for Basil Marceaux.com he will "IMMUNE YOU FROM ALL STATE CRIMES FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE!"