Bad one liners

Bad one liners

What kind of printer does a pig use?
An oinkjet.

What is a pig's favorite superhero?
The Oinkredible Hulk.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?
It was all-oink-lusive.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?
An inj-oink-tion.

How was the pig defeated in court?
Oinkontroverible evidence against it and oinkonsistencies in the defense.

When is a pig not quite a pig?
When it's oink-ognito.

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?
His other fang.

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?
Canuck-chucks.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over?
A dirty double crosser.

Why did the stoplight turn red?
You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people.

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?
The psycho path.

That's all folks! I'll see you all tomorrow in the forest:wave:
 

alexzed

Diabloii.Net Member
Ahhh...posted at 6:24. That's post-workin' time...so must be drinkin' time.

(Sound of beer opening)
 

alexzed

Diabloii.Net Member
Well, you have to play catch-up then!

So as not to be a troll (and to point out that those are not one-liners, but jokes...:grin: )

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
 
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