Bad joke of the week


Bad joke of the week

Three men were siting in a bar. One man put his thumb in his ear and his pinky to his mouth and started to have an animated conversation. One he was done the other men asked what he was doing.

"I had a speaker implanted in my thumb and a microphone in my pinky so I'll never be without a phone.

After a while the second man put on his sunglasses and started waving his head around. The other men wanted to know what he was doing.

"I just bought these slick shades. They are connected to my computer and I've been checing my e-mail"

About a half hour later the other guy lifted a butt cheek off the stool and farted. The other men looked at him with disgust. That's when things went bad.

"Hold on, I'm getting a fax"


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In Sweden, there was a sketch made about this about 5 years ago. dead funny one ;)


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cyclotronic said:
Does dead funny, in swedish, mean not funny at all?
you would understand it anyway, its easy... but ofc, if you understand the words, its even better...


this is my favorite joke about people and a bar......

2 men walk into a bar...the 3rd one ducks.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

sorry it's so stupid but I like it.


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:lol: here is mine:
a horse walks into a bar and says:
"i am a horse. so?"
and walks out of the bar

hahaha :lol: when i hear this one i can't stop laughing


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giantpinkbunnyhead said:
Speaking of bar jokes...

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I need a beer and a mop!"
lol, should I be ashamed to have laughed at that? So simple, yet so amusing.

Got any more?


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giantpinkbunnyhead said:
Speaking of bar jokes...

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I need a beer and a mop!"
hahahaha :lol:
where do you come up with that stuff :lol:


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it all happened in one of te dangerous neighbourhoods in london.
a confused tourist went into a local pub, two threatning figures stood in fron of him. he only heard the words:
"Do you like your face as it is?"

P.S. thats the moment when my english teacher laughed so hard that she fell on the floor. i said there thinking: "Duh!"


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Now for some Groaners!

Did you hear about the two rooftop antennae who fell in love and got married? The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

Did you hear about the depressed Microsoft programmer? He became so despondent, he jumped out of his Windows.


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Jane, I dont get it...

But anyways...

Ham and Eggs walk into a bar. They sit down and place their orders. Then the barkeep walks up and says "Sorry fellas, but we dont serve breakfast here."


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Two Canadians decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
"What's logic?" the first Canadian asks.
The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weedeater?"
"I sure do, eh?"
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good, eh!" says the Canadian.
The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, the Canadian says, "Amazin! Eh?"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Incredible! I got married aboot a year ago, Eh?"
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Logic is the best thing since the invention of the beaver! I can't wait to take that logic class!! Eh!?!?!?"
The Canadian, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin' ya hoser?" asks the friend.
"Math, History, and Logic!" replies the first Canadian.
"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" asked the first Canadian.
"No," his friend replied.
"You's QUEER, ain't ya?"