Bad joke of the week Three men were siting in a bar. One man put his thumb in his ear and his pinky to his mouth and started to have an animated conversation. One he was done the other men asked what he was doing. "I had a speaker implanted in my thumb and a microphone in my pinky so I'll never be without a phone. After a while the second man put on his sunglasses and started waving his head around. The other men wanted to know what he was doing. "I just bought these slick shades. They are connected to my computer and I've been checing my e-mail" About a half hour later the other guy lifted a butt cheek off the stool and farted. The other men looked at him with disgust. That's when things went bad. "Hold on, I'm getting a fax"