Arrrrr! Talk Like a Pirate Tuesday

Arrrrr! Talk Like a Pirate Tuesday

Beware you scurvy dogs, it's finally here:

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ rop:


RL: Off to work. Blah, blah, blah.
D2: Maybe.

 

RL: Well, it's my... er, I mean <cough> AVAST! It be my day off today, yarr! Thar be much launderin' ta do, aye? I'm also headin' out in a bit ta plunder the local tradin' post for fuzzy slippers for me wench, and mayhaps one of them fancy movin' pictures for meself.

D2: Didn't play at all last night, so Sirius (that scurvy dog!) is still waiting in Kurast to do battle with the Council (again) and head down to give Mephisto a good stabbin'.

To the locker with you all! YAARR!
~MM

Down Squiddie! Down!

 

Ninjas > Pirates

 

Narr, narr.

Pirates Yarr!

 

RL: I got a pretty good laugh from that pirate video the other day when I saw it on slashdot. Thanks for reminding me about it!
The garbage truck didn't take the garbage bag I put out today for some reason. Its in a garbage bag, filled with garbage, in the place on the curb where people put garbage and yet the garbage man didn't take it?!
I'm actually looking forward to getting home from school so I can phone them and just generally be an ignerant prick. How cool am I?!

D2: Mfing in nm with my blizzballer finaly started to pay off. When I started she was level 70, she is now level 79 and 1/8th and I just found most of the good stuff after I hit level 79 (The Oculus, Lidless Wall, Tarnhelm, and some other junk.) Still no Viper magi's though!

I also started a thrower barb last night and a Lightsorc last night. The barb is level 6. The light sorc is so much fun I've been playing her madly. She's level 24 and just killed Duriel. I decided that I would make Charged Bolt before Anything else, what fun!

She's wearing a Stealth (Tal+Eth?) and The Eyeless Wall shield for FCR. So spamming level 19 Charged bolt is way too much fun! I've got a spirit sword ready for her when she hits level 25 which has 26% FCR. This will put me at 71% FCR breaking the 63% breakpoint, I can't wait to spam more charged bolts faster!

-My medium term goal for her is to get her past the 117% Lightning breakpoint, which means I need to find a Viper Magi.
-My long term goal for her is reach the 200% breakpoint. Because of this I will need to use a Spirit shield which means I've chosen to go the no block route.
-My extra long term goal for her is to one day assemble an Infinity for her merc. Until then I will be using a LR want on switch.
-My extra extra long term goal for her is to reach level 99. Making her my first level 99 character ever (and HC of course.)

Sorry for babbleing, but I'm waiting for my last class to start so it can end so I can go home and play her, and talking about her makes me happy!

-hps

 

Hm. Sylvania, my Charged Boltress stalled out somewhere in Hell Act II, if I remember correctly. You make me want to dig her up and Mat her.

Here's her armor of choice:

Ormus' Robes
Dusk Shroud
Defense: 402
Durability: 16 of 20
Required Strength: 77
Required Level: 75
Item Version: 1.10 Expansion
Item Level: 87
Fingerprint: 0x6a0f8b4a
Regenerate Mana 15%
+14 Defense
20% Faster Cast Rate
+3 to Charged Bolt (Sorceress Only)
+12% to Fire Skill Damage
+15% to Lightning Skill Damage
+10% to Cold Skill Damage

- Noodle

 

Pirate ninjas ftw!

 

ninja pirates nub

 

You nub, goeth forth from here! I 0wnz0r y00:

Ormus' Robes
Dusk Shroud
Defense: 432
Durability: 19 of 20
Required Strength: 77
Required Level: 75
Item Version: 1.10 Expansion
Item Level: 99
Fingerprint: 0xbbf92171
Regenerate Mana 11%
+14 Defense
20% Faster Cast Rate
+3 to Thunder Storm (Sorceress Only)
+14% to Fire Skill Damage
+10% to Lightning Skill Damage
+11% to Cold Skill Damage

Harr harr! ^^

 

Seems like the bunny was right.

 

That's nothing, I have one with +3 to Telekinesis, ftw! All your Thunder Storm are belong to us!

- Noodle

 

Hey Noodle, I saw a 'joke' today and immediately thought of you:

"There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand trinary code, those that don't, and those that think it's binary."



There was another one that I (as a former developer and someone who never wants to have kids) found humourous too:

Programming is like sex... one mistake and you're stuck supporting it for the rest of your life. :evil: