Are all celebrities ********, or just rappers? Hello y'all, My wife is a schoolteacher here in Houston. Her school was one of the ones selected to provide students to be the on-field "audience" for the Super Bowl halftime show, and my wife is one of the teachers who will be supervising the students from her school during the show. Yes, this means my wife will be on-field and on-camera for the Super Bowl show. Anyway, last night was their dress rehersal at Reliant before the Sunday gig. The students and supervisors were there at 1 PM for all the "this is where you go, this is what you do" speeches by the MTV people, the artists were supposed to be there at 4 PM so they could run through the whole thing several times, and it was all supposed to be over by 9 PM. Okay, They do the 1 PM thing. They are basically practicing how to enter and leave the stadium, but with 3,000 high school students this is something you have to practice. Ever tried herding kittens? Four PM comes.....and goes.......they watch the stage crew practice setting up and breaking down the stages. Five PM comes.....and goes.......they practice running on the field and watch Janet Jackson and Kid Rock. Six PM comes....and goes.....they eat an evening meal. Seven PM comes....and goes.....they watch Janet Jackson and Kid Rock some more. Eight PM comes.....and goes......things are starting to get REALLY ugly. Nine PM comes....and my wife overhears an MTV person make a comment on the radio about "****ing P.Diddy and Nelly finally showing up" The REAL rehersal starts. 11:50......rehersal ends.....on a school night. Just what kind of ****ing ego does it take to keep 3,000+ people waiting FIVE ****ING HOURS because you are too damm cool to show up on time? I was starting to worry that my wife had been in an accident because I kept trying to call her after 11:00, and got no answer. I didn't find out until she got home that the MTV people wouldn't let anyone bring cellphones in.