April Foo at the bank

April Foo at the bank

About an hour ago I left to do some erranding, which included a trip to my regular local bank. I pulled into the parking lot and was greeted by the sight of three police cars, lights flashing, and a group of cops hustling a sobbing, handcuffed fellow out the door and into one of the waiting cars.

Inside, I naturally asked one of the tellers what had happened. She said the guy came up to another teller's window and said that he was robbing the place and wanted all the cash. Then, after she had already stepped on the floor alarm, he said he was just kidding and that it was an April Fool's joke. She smiled and waited on him, and just when he was finished conducting his business, the police burst in, made him lie down on the floor, searched him etc. etc. and rushed him off to the police station. Apparently he wasn't a regular customer or he might have gotten away with such a stupid joke, but who can take chances these days?

I sigh deep in my soul when I hear of such shenanigans, and pray for the future of the human race, when I am faced with such nincompoopery. I am a serious prankster sometimes myself, but certainly not a suicidal or hurtful one.

Hopefully this will be in the newspaper tomorrow. What a foo'.
 

myleftfoot

Diabloii.Net Member
MixedVariety said:
About an hour ago I left to do some erranding, which included a trip to my regular local bank. I pulled into the parking lot and was greeted by the sight of three police cars, lights flashing, and a group of cops hustling a sobbing, handcuffed fellow out the door and into one of the waiting cars.

Inside, I naturally asked one of the tellers what had happened. She said the guy came up to another teller's window and said that he was robbing the place and wanted all the cash. Then, after she had already stepped on the floor alarm, he said he was just kidding and that it was an April Fool's joke. She smiled and waited on him, and just when he was finished conducting his business, the police burst in, made him lie down on the floor, searched him etc. etc. and rushed him off to the police station. Apparently he wasn't a regular customer or he might have gotten away with such a stupid joke, but who can take chances these days?

I sigh deep in my soul when I hear of such shenanigans, and pray for the future of the human race, when I am faced with such nincompoopery. I am a serious prankster sometimes myself, but certainly not a suicidal or hurtful one.

Hopefully this will be in the newspaper tomorrow. What a foo'.
LOL :lol:

Brilliant. You think the ***** would have intervened when the cops were kicking his ass :lol:
 

maccool

Diabloii.Net Member
There are entirely too many days (holidays, pseudoholidays) where it's considered acceptable to act like a dumbass. That being said, I'm totally laughing at this particular dumbass.
 

Anakha1

Banned
Sounds like the guy got what he deserved. Gross stupidity should be punished with the utmost vigor. Damn you, Darwin, and your tardiness.
 
Lol @ "nincompoopery"

My Dad got an e-mail linking to a false report that said the Pope was dead. He believed it for a bit.

EDIT: It seems he wasn't the only one :D
 

Mecal

Diabloii.Net Member
geez, thats pretty stupid.

but anyways, one of my teachers said we had homework, and im like "good one" and then he said "im not joking"

:(
 
Newman said:
April Fools' owns him! ANHILATED!
Newman, you're scaring me. Soon this isn't going to be the OTF anymore, it's going to be the Newman Zone. Every time I come in here in the morning every blasted thread on the board has you as the last poster, and now you're so bored you're necromancing two week old threads? Good lord.
 
DrunkCajun said:
Newman, you're scaring me. Soon this isn't going to be the OTF anymore, it's going to be the Newman Zone. Every time I come in here in the morning every blasted thread on the board has you as the last poster, and now you're so bored you're necromancing two week old threads? Good lord.
Yeah, this is scary. This thread should basically have not lasted past April 1st.
 

Newman

Diabloii.Net Member
MixedVariety said:
Yeah, this is scary. This thread should basically have not lasted past April 1st.
I wasn't around at the time that a lot of these threads that were made. I'm curious as to read them as well as to post my opinion on them. That's all.
 
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