Application to become Yavanna's boyfriend I just lost my offline boyfriend (for which I still dance with joy every so often), and Anakhanabobana broke up with me for no good reason, so if you think you're good enough, just fill out the following application. If Anakhagopherman wants me back, he can fill one out too. Gender: [ ]Male [ ]Female [ ]Liable to change without notice [ ]I don't like being labeled [ ]Other Age: [ ]Illegal [ ]18-30 [ ]Old Location: [ ]Lansing area [ ]Michigan [ ]Great Lakes area (including Canada) [ ]The rest of the US [ ]The rest of Canada [ ]Other [ ]We're all citizens of the same world Do you speak any languages besides English? [ ]Yes please specify [ ]No Education: [ ]me wirtes prite gud [ ]elementary school [ ]middle school [ ]in high school [ ]graduated high school [ ]in college [ ]graduated w/associate's [ ]graduated w/bachelor's [ ]graduated w/master's [ ]I'm a PhD For last five choices, specify major/degree: Are you currently employed? [ ]Employed? Why would anyone wanna work all day? [ ]Not currently, but maybe I will be someday [ ]No, but I wish I was [ ]Yes, but it pays chump change [ ]Yes, but it's not all that much money [ ]Yes, I make a decent living [ ]Yes, I'm raking in dough every payday! [ ]I'm so rich already I don't need to work Do you like Lord of the Rings? [ ]No, it's boring [ ]Not really, I couldn't get into it [ ]I suppose so [ ]Yes, it's a good story [ ]Yes, it's a fantastic read and great movies [ ]Lord of the Rings is teh 1337 Do you like Krispy Kreme? [ ]No, they serve balls of fat, carbs, and sugar - heart disease by the dozen [ ]No, I don't like donuts [ ]They make good coffee [ ]I enjoy one of their donuts every so often [ ]I get one every morning if possible [ ]I'm addicted [ ]Krispy Kreme is teh 1337 Do you play other Blizzard games besides that-which-must-not-be-specified? [ ]Yes please specify [ ]No Height: [ ]I'm a genuine garden gnome [ ]Midget [ ]Short [ ]Average [ ]Tall [ ]Gargantuan [ ]Can climb on the roof without a ladder [ ]I shed my physical form long ago Weight: [ ]must avoid drafts and cracks in the sidewalk [ ]slender [ ]respectably trim [ ]average [ ]stocky [ ]broad [ ]massive [ ]I was going to lie anyway Eyes: [ ]blue [ ]brown [ ]gray [ ]green [ ]hazel [ ]indeterminate [ ]luminescent with vertical pupils [ ]other Hair color: [ ]Blond If blond, do you have brown roots? [ ]Brown [ ]Something in between [ ]White [ ]Gray [ ]Sorta red [ ]Bright flaming red [ ]Unnaturally red [ ]Something else unnatural [ ]Bald Hair length: [ ]Bald [ ]Stubble [ ]Short short [ ]Medium short [ ]Long short [ ]Ear length [ ]Chin length [ ]Shoulder length [ ]Down my back [ ]Can tuck it into my pants [ ]Have to avoid walking on it How crazy is the OTF? [ ]Sane [ ]Sorta crazy, but I can forgive that [ ]Sorta crazy, which is what makes it good [ ]Very crazy, which I wish it wasn't [ ]Very crazy, which is great [ ]Completely crazy, which I think is stupid [ ]Completely crazy, and that's the way I like it! Are you sane? [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ]I post in the OTF [ ]I'll have my psychiatrist send you a note [ ]I'll get back to you when I chew through these straps Do you smoke? [ ]No [ ]One or two cigarettes a day [ ]Half a pack a day [ ]A full pack [ ]Two packs [ ]Three or four packs [ ]Lungs like an incinerator smokestack What do you think of as a romantic evening? Specify Do you enjoy traveling? [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ]I'd love to, but under the terms of my parole... [ ]If you can break me out of here, I'm all yours Are you a vegetarian? [ ]Total vegan [ ]Mostly, but I still drink milk and eat dairy [ ]I still eat eggs [ ]I still eat fish [ ]I try to eat healthy, but I do eat meat every so often [ ]Vegetarians are wimps...Gimme a steak! Your views on hunting: [ ]Hurting animals is cruel and all hunters should burn in hell [ ]It's wrong and should be outlawed [ ]Only if it's your only source of food [ ]Go ahead, as long as you eat it [ ]I have no problem with trophy hunting [ ]I'm an avid hunter myself [ ]Get out there and let's start blowin' 'em away! Anything else for the Goddess-Queen of Clams?