Application to become Yavanna's boyfriend

Yavanna

Diabloii.Net Member
Application to become Yavanna's boyfriend

I just lost my offline boyfriend (for which I still dance with joy every so often), and Anakhanabobana broke up with me for no good reason, so if you think you're good enough, just fill out the following application. If Anakhagopherman wants me back, he can fill one out too.

Gender:
[ ]Male
[ ]Female
[ ]Liable to change without notice
[ ]I don't like being labeled
[ ]Other

Age:
[ ]Illegal
[ ]18-30
[ ]Old

Location:
[ ]Lansing area
[ ]Michigan
[ ]Great Lakes area (including Canada)
[ ]The rest of the US
[ ]The rest of Canada
[ ]Other
[ ]We're all citizens of the same world

Do you speak any languages besides English?
[ ]Yes
please specify
[ ]No

Education:
[ ]me wirtes prite gud
[ ]elementary school
[ ]middle school
[ ]in high school
[ ]graduated high school
[ ]in college
[ ]graduated w/associate's
[ ]graduated w/bachelor's
[ ]graduated w/master's
[ ]I'm a PhD
For last five choices, specify major/degree:

Are you currently employed?
[ ]Employed? Why would anyone wanna work all day?
[ ]Not currently, but maybe I will be someday
[ ]No, but I wish I was
[ ]Yes, but it pays chump change
[ ]Yes, but it's not all that much money
[ ]Yes, I make a decent living
[ ]Yes, I'm raking in dough every payday!
[ ]I'm so rich already I don't need to work

Do you like Lord of the Rings?
[ ]No, it's boring
[ ]Not really, I couldn't get into it
[ ]I suppose so
[ ]Yes, it's a good story
[ ]Yes, it's a fantastic read and great movies
[ ]Lord of the Rings is teh 1337

Do you like Krispy Kreme?
[ ]No, they serve balls of fat, carbs, and sugar - heart disease by the dozen
[ ]No, I don't like donuts
[ ]They make good coffee
[ ]I enjoy one of their donuts every so often
[ ]I get one every morning if possible
[ ]I'm addicted
[ ]Krispy Kreme is teh 1337

Do you play other Blizzard games besides that-which-must-not-be-specified?
[ ]Yes
please specify
[ ]No

Height:
[ ]I'm a genuine garden gnome
[ ]Midget
[ ]Short
[ ]Average
[ ]Tall
[ ]Gargantuan
[ ]Can climb on the roof without a ladder
[ ]I shed my physical form long ago

Weight:
[ ]must avoid drafts and cracks in the sidewalk
[ ]slender
[ ]respectably trim
[ ]average
[ ]stocky
[ ]broad
[ ]massive
[ ]I was going to lie anyway

Eyes:
[ ]blue
[ ]brown
[ ]gray
[ ]green
[ ]hazel
[ ]indeterminate
[ ]luminescent with vertical pupils
[ ]other

Hair color:
[ ]Blond
If blond, do you have brown roots?
[ ]Brown
[ ]Something in between
[ ]White
[ ]Gray
[ ]Sorta red
[ ]Bright flaming red
[ ]Unnaturally red
[ ]Something else unnatural
[ ]Bald

Hair length:
[ ]Bald
[ ]Stubble
[ ]Short short
[ ]Medium short
[ ]Long short
[ ]Ear length
[ ]Chin length
[ ]Shoulder length
[ ]Down my back
[ ]Can tuck it into my pants
[ ]Have to avoid walking on it

How crazy is the OTF?
[ ]Sane
[ ]Sorta crazy, but I can forgive that
[ ]Sorta crazy, which is what makes it good
[ ]Very crazy, which I wish it wasn't
[ ]Very crazy, which is great
[ ]Completely crazy, which I think is stupid
[ ]Completely crazy, and that's the way I like it!

Are you sane?
[ ]Yes
[ ]No
[ ]I post in the OTF
[ ]I'll have my psychiatrist send you a note
[ ]I'll get back to you when I chew through these straps

Do you smoke?
[ ]No
[ ]One or two cigarettes a day
[ ]Half a pack a day
[ ]A full pack
[ ]Two packs
[ ]Three or four packs
[ ]Lungs like an incinerator smokestack

What do you think of as a romantic evening? Specify

Do you enjoy traveling?
[ ]Yes
[ ]No
[ ]I'd love to, but under the terms of my parole...
[ ]If you can break me out of here, I'm all yours

Are you a vegetarian?
[ ]Total vegan
[ ]Mostly, but I still drink milk and eat dairy
[ ]I still eat eggs
[ ]I still eat fish
[ ]I try to eat healthy, but I do eat meat every so often
[ ]Vegetarians are wimps...Gimme a steak!

Your views on hunting:
[ ]Hurting animals is cruel and all hunters should burn in hell
[ ]It's wrong and should be outlawed
[ ]Only if it's your only source of food
[ ]Go ahead, as long as you eat it
[ ]I have no problem with trophy hunting
[ ]I'm an avid hunter myself
[ ]Get out there and let's start blowin' 'em away!

Anything else for the Goddess-Queen of Clams?
 

Steve_Kow

Banned
Gender:
[ x]Male
[ ]Female
[ ]Liable to change without notice
[ ]I don't like being labeled
[ ]Other

Age:
[ ]Illegal
[ x]18-30
[ ]Old

Location:
[ ]Lansing area
[ ]Michigan
[ ]Great Lakes area (including Canada)
[x ]The rest of the US *Connecticut
[ ]The rest of Canada
[ ]Other
[ ]We're all citizens of the same world

Do you speak any languages besides English?
[x ]Yes *German
please specify
[ ]No

Education:
[ x]me wirtes prite gud
[ ]elementary school
[ ]middle school
[ ]in high school
[ ]graduated high school
[ ]in college
[ ]graduated w/associate's
[ ]graduated w/bachelor's
[ ]graduated w/master's
[ ]I'm a PhD
For last five choices, specify major/degree:

Are you currently employed?
[ ]Employed? Why would anyone wanna work all day?
[ ]Not currently, but maybe I will be someday
[ ]No, but I wish I was
[ ]Yes, but it pays chump change
[ ]Yes, but it's not all that much money
[ x]Yes, I make a decent living
[ ]Yes, I'm raking in dough every payday!
[ ]I'm so rich already I don't need to work

Do you like Lord of the Rings?
[ ]No, it's boring
[ ]Not really, I couldn't get into it
[ ]I suppose so
[ ]Yes, it's a good story
[x ]Yes, it's a fantastic read and great movies
[ ]Lord of the Rings is teh 1337

Do you like Krispy Kreme?
[ ]No, they serve balls of fat, carbs, and sugar - heart disease by the dozen
[ ]No, I don't like donuts
[ ]They make good coffee
[x ]I enjoy one of their donuts every so often *Once or twice a year I'll buy a dozen and split it with a few friends.
[ ]I get one every morning if possible
[ ]I'm addicted
[ ]Krispy Kreme is teh 1337

Do you play other Blizzard games besides that-which-must-not-be-specified?
[ ]Yes
please specify
[ x]No *Not currently anyway.

Height:
[ ]I'm a genuine garden gnome
[ ]Midget
[ ]Short
[x ]Average * Is 6' tall average?
[ ]Tall
[ ]Gargantuan
[ ]Can climb on the roof without a ladder
[ ]I shed my physical form long ago

Weight:
[ ]must avoid drafts and cracks in the sidewalk
[ ]slender
[ ]respectably trim
[ ]average
[ x]stocky *I weight roughly 190lbs, although I sport a muscular build. ;)
[ ]broad
[ ]massive
[ ]I was going to lie anyway

Eyes:
[ ]blue
[x ]brown
[ ]gray
[ ]green
[ ]hazel
[ ]indeterminate
[ ]luminescent with vertical pupils
[ ]other

Hair color:
[ ]Blond
If blond, do you have brown roots?
[x ]Brown *A light brown that goes somewhat blond in the summer.
[ ]Something in between
[ ]White
[ ]Gray
[ ]Sorta red
[ ]Bright flaming red
[ ]Unnaturally red
[ ]Something else unnatural
[ ]Bald

Hair length:
[ ]Bald
[ ]Stubble
[ ]Short short
[ ]Medium short
[ x]Long short *I'm not in the U.S.M.C, I refuse to wear the haircut!
[ ]Ear length
[ ]Chin length
[ ]Shoulder length
[ ]Down my back
[ ]Can tuck it into my pants
[ ]Have to avoid walking on it

How crazy is the OTF?
[ ]Sane
[ ]Sorta crazy, but I can forgive that
[x ]Sorta crazy, which is what makes it good
[ ]Very crazy, which I wish it wasn't
[ ]Very crazy, which is great
[ ]Completely crazy, which I think is stupid
[ ]Completely crazy, and that's the way I like it!

Are you sane?
[ x]Yes * I am, although severe mental illness does run in my family, you may want to keep an eye or two on the children. ;)
[ ]No
[ ]I post in the OTF
[ ]I'll have my psychiatrist send you a note
[ ]I'll get back to you when I chew through these straps

Do you smoke?
[x ]No
[ ]One or two cigarettes a day
[ ]Half a pack a day
[ ]A full pack
[ ]Two packs
[ ]Three or four packs
[ ]Lungs like an incinerator smokestack

What do you think of as a romantic evening? Specify *A nice dinner followed by a play is always fun.

Do you enjoy traveling?
[x ]Yes
[ ]No
[ ]I'd love to, but under the terms of my parole...
[ ]If you can break me out of here, I'm all yours

Are you a vegetarian?
[ ]Total vegan
[ ]Mostly, but I still drink milk and eat dairy
[ ]I still eat eggs
[ ]I still eat fish
[ ]I try to eat healthy, but I do eat meat every so often
[x ]Vegetarians are wimps...Gimme a steak!

Your views on hunting:
[ ]Hurting animals is cruel and all hunters should burn in hell
[ ]It's wrong and should be outlawed
[ ]Only if it's your only source of food
[ ]Go ahead, as long as you eat it
[ ]I have no problem with trophy hunting
[x ]I'm an avid hunter myself
[ ]Get out there and let's start blowin' 'em away!

Anything else for the Goddess-Queen of Clams? *I am much more reserved "in real life" than I am on the forums.
 

SomeCanadianGuy

Diabloii.Net Member
Gender:
[x]Male
[ ]Female
[ ]Liable to change without notice
[ ]I don't like being labeled
[ ]Other

Age:
[ ]Illegal
[x]18-30
[ ]Old

Location:
[ ]Lansing area
[ ]Michigan
[x]Great Lakes area (including Canada)(almost, just a few minutes further east...)
[ ]The rest of the US
[ ]The rest of Canada
[ ]Other
[ ]We're all citizens of the same world

Do you speak any languages besides English?
[x]Yes
please specify French, English, some Spanish, German is coming
[ ]No

Education:
[ ]me wirtes prite gud
[ ]elementary school
[ ]middle school
[ ]in high school
[ ]graduated high school
[x]in college
[ ]graduated w/associate's
[ ]graduated w/bachelor's
[ ]graduated w/master's
[ ]I'm a PhD
For last five choices, specify major/degree:

Are you currently employed?
[ ]Employed? Why would anyone wanna work all day?
[ ]Not currently, but maybe I will be someday
[ ]No, but I wish I was
[ ]Yes, but it pays chump change
[x]Yes, but it's not all that much money(I work part-time in a pet-store. for now... [thinking of quitting])
[ ]Yes, I make a decent living
[ ]Yes, I'm raking in dough every payday!
[ ]I'm so rich already I don't need to work

Do you like Lord of the Rings?
[ ]No, it's boring
[ ]Not really, I couldn't get into it
[ ]I suppose so
[ ]Yes, it's a good story
[x]Yes, it's a fantastic read and great movies books were far better than the movies
[ ]Lord of the Rings is teh 1337

Do you like Krispy Kreme?
[ ]No, they serve balls of fat, carbs, and sugar - heart disease by the dozen
[ ]No, I don't like donuts
[ ]They make good coffee
[x]I enjoy one of their donuts every so often
[ ]I get one every morning if possible
[ ]I'm addicted
[ ]Krispy Kreme is teh 1337

Do you play other Blizzard games besides that-which-must-not-be-specified?
[ ]Yes
please specify
[x]No I used to play only blizzard games. I'm currently not playing any at all..

Height:
[ ]I'm a genuine garden gnome
[ ]Midget
[ ]Short
[ ]Average
[x]Tall
[ ]Gargantuan
[ ]Can climb on the roof without a ladder
[ ]I shed my physical form long ago

Weight:
[ ]must avoid drafts and cracks in the sidewalk
[x]slender
[ ]respectably trim
[ ]average
[ ]stocky
[ ]broad
[ ]massive
[ ]I was going to lie anyway

Eyes:
[ ]blue
[x]brown varies between dark brown and light green
[ ]gray
[x]green
[ ]hazel
[ ]indeterminate
[ ]luminescent with vertical pupils
[ ]other

Hair color:
[x]Blond
If blond, do you have brown roots? nope, real blond. darker when i've got gel in my hair.
[ ]Brown
[ ]Something in between
[ ]White
[ ]Gray
[ ]Sorta red
[ ]Bright flaming red
[ ]Unnaturally red
[ ]Something else unnatural
[ ]Bald

Hair length:
[ ]Bald
[ ]Stubble
[ ]Short short
[x]Medium short
[ ]Long short
[ ]Ear length
[ ]Chin length
[ ]Shoulder length
[ ]Down my back
[ ]Can tuck it into my pants
[ ]Have to avoid walking on it

How crazy is the OTF?
[ ]Sane
[x]Sorta crazy, but I can forgive that
[ ]Sorta crazy, which is what makes it good
[ ]Very crazy, which I wish it wasn't
[x]Very crazy, which is great
[ ]Completely crazy, which I think is stupid
[ ]Completely crazy, and that's the way I like it!

Are you sane?
[ ]Yes
[ ]No
[x]I post in the OTF need we say more?
[ ]I'll have my psychiatrist send you a note
[ ]I'll get back to you when I chew through these straps

Do you smoke?
[x]No
[ ]One or two cigarettes a day
[ ]Half a pack a day
[ ]A full pack
[ ]Two packs
[ ]Three or four packs
[ ]Lungs like an incinerator smokestack

What do you think of as a romantic evening? Specify All in good time, my sweet, all in good time. ;)

Do you enjoy traveling?
[x]Yes
[ ]No
[ ]I'd love to, but under the terms of my parole...
[ ]If you can break me out of here, I'm all yours

Are you a vegetarian?
[ ]Total vegan
[ ]Mostly, but I still drink milk and eat dairy
[ ]I still eat eggs
[ ]I still eat fish
[ ]I try to eat healthy, but I do eat meat every so often
[ ]Vegetarians are wimps...Gimme a steak!
[x]Meat-lover, but have nothing against vegans. (slight modification)

Your views on hunting:
[ ]Hurting animals is cruel and all hunters should burn in hell
[ ]It's wrong and should be outlawed
[x]Only if it's your only source of food
[ ]Go ahead, as long as you eat it
[ ]I have no problem with trophy hunting
[ ]I'm an avid hunter myself
[ ]Get out there and let's start blowin' 'em away!

Anything else for the Goddess-Queen of Clams?
I smell real purdy, bathe at least once a day, brush my teeth twice a day and have a wonderful sense of humor. :wink2: So where do I sign? :D
 

VampiroXIII

Diabloii.Net Member
Gender:
[X]Male
[ ]Female
[ ]Liable to change without notice
[ ]I don't like being labeled
[ ]Other

Age:
[ ]Illegal
[X]18-30
[ ]Old

Location:
[ ]Lansing area
[ ]Michigan
[ ]Great Lakes area (including Canada)
[X]The rest of the US
[ ]The rest of Canada
[ ]Other
[ ]We're all citizens of the same world

Do you speak any languages besides English?
[ ]Yes
please specify
[X]No

Education:
[ ]me wirtes prite gud
[ ]elementary school
[ ]middle school
[ ]in high school
[ ]graduated high school
[X]in college
[ ]graduated w/associate's
[ ]graduated w/bachelor's
[ ]graduated w/master's
[ ]I'm a PhD
For last five choices, specify major/degree: Computer Applications and Networks

Are you currently employed?
[ ]Employed? Why would anyone wanna work all day?
[ ]Not currently, but maybe I will be someday
[ ]No, but I wish I was
[ ]Yes, but it pays chump change
[ ]Yes, but it's not all that much money
[X]Yes, I make a decent living
[ ]Yes, I'm raking in dough every payday!
[ ]I'm so rich already I don't need to work

Do you like Lord of the Rings?
[ ]No, it's boring
[ ]Not really, I couldn't get into it
[ ]I suppose so
[ ]Yes, it's a good story
[X]Yes, it's a fantastic read and great movies
[ ]Lord of the Rings is teh 1337

Do you like Krispy Kreme?
[ ]No, they serve balls of fat, carbs, and sugar - heart disease by the dozen
[ ]No, I don't like donuts
[ ]They make good coffee
[ ]I enjoy one of their donuts every so often
[ ]I get one every morning if possible
[ ]I'm addicted
[X]Krispy Kreme is teh 1337

Best donuts...ever...ESPECIALLY fresh.

Do you play other Blizzard games besides that-which-must-not-be-specified?
[X]Yes
please specify WarCraft 3
[ ]No

Height:
[ ]I'm a genuine garden gnome
[ ]Midget
[ ]Short
[ ]Average
[X]Tall
[ ]Gargantuan
[ ]Can climb on the roof without a ladder
[ ]I shed my physical form long ago

Weight:
[ ]must avoid drafts and cracks in the sidewalk
[ ]slender
[ ]respectably trim
[X]average
[ ]stocky
[ ]broad
[ ]massive
[ ]I was going to lie anyway

Eyes:
[ ]blue
[ ]brown
[ ]gray
[ ]green
[X]hazel (I think)
[ ]indeterminate
[ ]luminescent with vertical pupils
[ ]other

Hair color:
[ ]Blond
If blond, do you have brown roots?
[ ]Brown
[ ]Something in between
[ ]White
[ ]Gray
[X]Sorta red (think slightly dull penny)
[ ]Bright flaming red
[ ]Unnaturally red
[ ]Something else unnatural
[ ]Bald

Hair length:
[ ]Bald
[ ]Stubble
[ ]Short short
[X]Medium short
[ ]Long short
[ ]Ear length
[ ]Chin length
[ ]Shoulder length
[ ]Down my back
[ ]Can tuck it into my pants
[ ]Have to avoid walking on it

How crazy is the OTF?
[ ]Sane
[ ]Sorta crazy, but I can forgive that
[X]Sorta crazy, which is what makes it good
[ ]Very crazy, which I wish it wasn't
[ ]Very crazy, which is great
[ ]Completely crazy, which I think is stupid
[ ]Completely crazy, and that's the way I like it!

Are you sane?
[ ]Yes
[ ]No
[X]I post in the OTF
[ ]I'll have my psychiatrist send you a note
[ ]I'll get back to you when I chew through these straps

Do you smoke?
[X]No
[ ]One or two cigarettes a day
[ ]Half a pack a day
[ ]A full pack
[ ]Two packs
[ ]Three or four packs
[ ]Lungs like an incinerator smokestack

What do you think of as a romantic evening? Specify

Dinner at a quiet resturant, night walks on the beach, stuff like that.

Do you enjoy traveling?
[ ]Yes
[ ]No
[ ]I'd love to, but under the terms of my parole...
[X]If you can break me out of here, I'm all yours

Are you a vegetarian?
[ ]Total vegan
[ ]Mostly, but I still drink milk and eat dairy
[ ]I still eat eggs
[ ]I still eat fish
[ ]I try to eat healthy, but I do eat meat every so often
[X]Vegetarians are wimps...Gimme a steak!

Your views on hunting:
[ ]Hurting animals is cruel and all hunters should burn in hell
[ ]It's wrong and should be outlawed
[ ]Only if it's your only source of food
[X]Go ahead, as long as you eat it (I used to)
[ ]I have no problem with trophy hunting
[ ]I'm an avid hunter myself
[ ]Get out there and let's start blowin' 'em away!

Anything else for the Goddess-Queen of Clams?

I spend more time on a computer than anything else, so I could shower you with all the attention you deserve :worship: .
 

Munch

Diabloii.Net Member
Gender:
[X]Male
[ ]Female
[ ]Liable to change without notice
[ ]I don't like being labeled
[ ]Other

Age:
[ ]Illegal
[X]18-30
[ ]Old

Location:
[ ]Lansing area
[ ]Michigan
[X]Great Lakes area (including Canada) - Indy
[ ]The rest of the US
[ ]The rest of Canada
[ ]Other
[ ]We're all citizens of the same world

Do you speak any languages besides English?
[X]Yes
please specify - COBOL, Mandarin French, whale
[ ]No

Education:
[ ]me wirtes prite gud
[ ]elementary school
[ ]middle school
[ ]in high school
[ ]graduated high school
[ ]in college
[ ]graduated w/associate's
[X]graduated w/bachelor's
[x]working on master's
[ ]I'm a PhD
For last five choices, specify major/degree:
BA in Government and International Relations
Masters in Public Affairs w/ Concentration in Non-Profit Management
1/2 a Masters in Education

Are you currently employed?
[ ]Employed? Why would anyone wanna work all day?
[ ]Not currently, but maybe I will be someday
[ ]No, but I wish I was
[ ]Yes, but it pays chump change
[X]Yes, but it's not all that much money
[ ]Yes, I make a decent living
[ ]Yes, I'm raking in dough every payday!
[ ]I'm so rich already I don't need to work

Do you like Lord of the Rings?
[ ]No, it's boring
[ ]Not really, I couldn't get into it
[ ]I suppose so
[ ]Yes, it's a good story
[X]Yes, it's a fantastic read and great movies
[ ]Lord of the Rings is teh 1337

Do you like Krispy Kreme?
[ ]No, they serve balls of fat, carbs, and sugar - heart disease by the dozen
[ ]No, I don't like donuts
[X]They make good coffee
[X]I enjoy one of their donuts every so often
[ ]I get one every morning if possible
[ ]I'm addicted
[ ]Krispy Kreme is teh 1337

Do you play other Blizzard games besides that-which-must-not-be-specified?
[ ]Yes
please specify
[X]No

Height:
[ ]I'm a genuine garden gnome
[ ]Midget
[ ]Short
[X]Average - a shade under 6'
[ ]Tall
[ ]Gargantuan
[ ]Can climb on the roof without a ladder
[ ]I shed my physical form long ago

Weight:
[ ]must avoid drafts and cracks in the sidewalk
[ ]slender
[X]respectably trim
[ ]average
[ ]stocky
[ ]broad
[ ]massive
[ ]I was going to lie anyway

Eyes:
[X]blue
[ ]brown
[ ]gray
[ ]green
[ ]hazel
[ ]indeterminate
[ ]luminescent with vertical pupils
[ ]other

Hair color:
[ ]Blond
If blond, do you have brown roots?
[X]Brown
[ ]Something in between
[ ]White
[ ]Gray
[ ]Sorta red
[ ]Bright flaming red
[ ]Unnaturally red
[ ]Something else unnatural
[ ]Bald

Hair length:
[ ]Bald
[ ]Stubble
[ ]Short short
[X]Medium short Wha...?
[ ]Long short
[ ]Ear length
[ ]Chin length
[ ]Shoulder length
[ ]Down my back
[ ]Can tuck it into my pants
[ ]Have to avoid walking on it

How crazy is the OTF?
[ ]Sane
[ ]Sorta crazy, but I can forgive that
[X]Sorta crazy, which is what makes it good
[ ]Very crazy, which I wish it wasn't
[ ]Very crazy, which is great
[ ]Completely crazy, which I think is stupid
[ ]Completely crazy, and that's the way I like it!

Are you sane?
[ ]Yes
[ ]No
[ ]I post in the OTF
[ ]I'll have my psychiatrist send you a note
[X]I'll get back to you when I chew through these straps

Do you smoke?
[X]No
[ ]One or two cigarettes a day
[ ]Half a pack a day
[ ]A full pack
[ ]Two packs
[ ]Three or four packs
[ ]Lungs like an incinerator smokestack

What do you think of as a romantic evening? Specify
After a long day of world domination, I like to find something relaxing to while away my time. Whether it's concocting a pheremone that will allow moose and crocodiles to breed, or just spending an evening downtown to take in dinner and a play, it's just having the opportunity to be near you that makes the day tolerable.

Do you enjoy traveling?
[X]Yes
[ ]No
[ ]I'd love to, but under the terms of my parole...
[ ]If you can break me out of here, I'm all yours

Are you a vegetarian?
[ ]Total vegan
[ ]Mostly, but I still drink milk and eat dairy
[ ]I still eat eggs
[ ]I still eat fish
[X]I try to eat healthy, but I do eat meat every so often
[ ]Vegetarians are wimps...Gimme a steak!

Your views on hunting:
[ ]Hurting animals is cruel and all hunters should burn in hell
[ ]It's wrong and should be outlawed
[ ]Only if it's your only source of food
[X]Go ahead, as long as you eat it
[ ]I have no problem with trophy hunting
[ ]I'm an avid hunter myself
[ ]Get out there and let's start blowin' 'em away!

Anything else for the Goddess-Queen of Clams?
Choose me, Yavanna, and my feelings will burn for you with the fire of a thousand fiery suns. Either that, or I'll finally go get my ulcer checked out.
 

festers50

Diabloii.Net Member
Gender:
[x]Male
[ ]Female
[ ]Liable to change without notice
[ ]I don't like being labeled
[ ]Other

Age:
[ ]Illegal
[ ]18-30
[x]Old very

Location:
[ ]Lansing area
[x]Michigan "Marlette the Heart of the Thumb" (says so on sign at city limits)
[ ]Great Lakes area (including Canada)
[ ]The rest of the US
[ ]The rest of Canada
[ ]Other
[ ]We're all citizens of the same world

Do you speak any languages besides English?
[ ]Yes
please specify
[x]No I have enough trouble with English

Education:
[ ]me wirtes prite gud
[ ]elementary school
[ ]middle school
[ ]in high school
[x]graduated high school
[ ]in college
[ ]graduated w/associate's
[ ]graduated w/bachelor's
[ ]graduated w/master's
[ ]I'm a PhD
For last five choices, specify major/degree:

Are you currently employed?
[ ]Employed? Why would anyone wanna work all day?
[ ]Not currently, but maybe I will be someday
[ ]No, but I wish I was
[ ]Yes, but it pays chump change
[x]Yes, but it's not all that much money
[ ]Yes, I make a decent living
[ ]Yes, I'm raking in dough every payday!
[ ]I'm so rich already I don't need to work

Do you like Lord of the Rings?
[ ]No, it's boring
[ ]Not really, I couldn't get into it
[ ]I suppose so
[ ]Yes, it's a good story
[x]Yes, it's a fantastic read and great movies
[ ]Lord of the Rings is teh 1337

Do you like Krispy Kreme?
[ ]No, they serve balls of fat, carbs, and sugar - heart disease by the dozen
[ ]No, I don't like donuts
[ ]They make good coffee
[x]I enjoy one of their donuts every so often No Krispy Kremes with 40 miles of here :rant:
[ ]I get one every morning if possible
[ ]I'm addicted
[ ]Krispy Kreme is teh 1337

Do you play other Blizzard games besides that-which-must-not-be-specified?
[ ]Yes
please specify
[x]No

Height:
[ ]I'm a genuine garden gnome
[ ]Midget
[ ]Short
[x]Average
[ ]Tall
[ ]Gargantuan
[ ]Can climb on the roof without a ladder
[ ]I shed my physical form long ago

Weight:
[ ]must avoid drafts and cracks in the sidewalk
[ ]slender
[ ]respectably trim
[ ]average
[ ]stocky
[ ]broad
[ ]massive
[x]I was going to lie anyway

Eyes:
[ ]blue
[ ]brown
[ ]gray
[ ]green
[ ]hazel
[ ]indeterminate
[ ]luminescent with vertical pupils
[x]other usually blood shot

Hair color:
[ ]Blond
If blond, do you have brown roots?
[ ]Brown
[ ]Something in between
[ ]White
[ ]Gray
[ ]Sorta red
[ ]Bright flaming red
[ ]Unnaturally red
[ ]Something else unnatural
[x]Bald there hasn't been hair on top since I was 20

Hair length:
[x]Bald I comb it with a Norelco every day, it's as smooth as a babies bottom
[ ]Stubble
[ ]Short short
[ ]Medium short
[ ]Long short
[ ]Ear length
[ ]Chin length
[ ]Shoulder length
[ ]Down my back
[ ]Can tuck it into my pants
[ ]Have to avoid walking on it

How crazy is the OTF?
[ ]Sane
[ ]Sorta crazy, but I can forgive that
[ ]Sorta crazy, which is what makes it good
[ ]Very crazy, which I wish it wasn't
[ ]Very crazy, which is great
[ ]Completely crazy, which I think is stupid
[x]Completely crazy, and that's the way I like it!

Are you sane?
[ ]Yes
[ ]No
[ ]I post in the OTF
[ ]I'll have my psychiatrist send you a note
[x]I'll get back to you when I chew through these straps

Do you smoke?
[ ]No
[ ]One or two cigarettes a day
[x]Half a pack a day doobies :flip:
[x]A full pack camel wides
[ ]Two packs
[ ]Three or four packs
[ ]Lungs like an incinerator smokestack

What do you think of as a romantic evening? Specify Spending it alone with the one I love the most :lol:

Do you enjoy traveling?
[x]Yes but only on 2 wheels
[ ]No
[ ]I'd love to, but under the terms of my parole...
[ ]If you can break me out of here, I'm all yours

Are you a vegetarian?
[ ]Total vegan
[ ]Mostly, but I still drink milk and eat dairy
[ ]I still eat eggs
[ ]I still eat fish
[ ]I try to eat healthy, but I do eat meat every so often
[x]Vegetarians are wimps...Gimme a steak! vegatables are side dishes

Your views on hunting:
[ ]Hurting animals is cruel and all hunters should burn in hell
[ ]It's wrong and should be outlawed
[ ]Only if it's your only source of food
[x]Go ahead, as long as you eat it while I no longer hunt I will still eat venison
[ ]I have no problem with trophy hunting
[ ]I'm an avid hunter myself
[ ]Get out there and let's start blowin' 'em away!

Anything else for the Goddess-Queen of Clams? I need permission from my wife to stay out after dark :scared:
 

Ev_

Diabloii.Net Member
Gender:
[X]Male
[ ]Female
[ ]Liable to change without notice
[ ]I don't like being labeled
[ ]Other

Age:
[ ]Illegal
[X]18-30
[ ]Old

Location:
[ ]Lansing area
[ ]Michigan
[ ]Great Lakes area (including Canada)
[X]The rest of the US
[ ]The rest of Canada
[ ]Other
[ ]We're all citizens of the same world

Do you speak any languages besides English?
[X]Yes Not fluent, but I'm pretty good at Spanish.
[ ]No

Education:
[ ]me wirtes prite gud
[ ]elementary school
[ ]middle school
[ ]in high school
[ ]graduated high school
[X]in college Senior in Computer Science
[ ]graduated w/associate's
[ ]graduated w/bachelor's
[ ]graduated w/master's
[ ]I'm a PhD

Are you currently employed?
[ ]Employed? Why would anyone wanna work all day?
[ ]Not currently, but maybe I will be someday
[ ]No, but I wish I was
[ ]Yes, but it pays chump change
[X]Yes, but it's not all that much money
[ ]Yes, I make a decent living
[ ]Yes, I'm raking in dough every payday!
[ ]I'm so rich already I don't need to work

Do you like Lord of the Rings?
[ ]No, it's boring
[ ]Not really, I couldn't get into it
[ ]I suppose so
[ ]Yes, it's a good story
[ ]Yes, it's a fantastic read and great movies
[X]Lord of the Rings is teh 1337

Do you like Krispy Kreme?
[ ]No, they serve balls of fat, carbs, and sugar - heart disease by the dozen
[ ]No, I don't like donuts
[ ]They make good coffee
[ ]I enjoy one of their donuts every so often
[ ]I get one every morning if possible
[ ]I'm addicted
[X]Krispy Kreme is teh 1337

Do you play other Blizzard games besides that-which-must-not-be-specified?
[X]Yes All of them
[ ]No

Height:
[ ]I'm a genuine garden gnome
[ ]Midget
[ ]Short
[X]Average
[ ]Tall
[ ]Gargantuan
[ ]Can climb on the roof without a ladder
[ ]I shed my physical form long ago

Weight:
[ ]must avoid drafts and cracks in the sidewalk
[ ]slender
[X]respectably trim
[ ]average
[ ]stocky
[ ]broad
[ ]massive
[ ]I was going to lie anyway

Eyes:
[X]blue
[ ]brown
[X]gray
[X]green
[ ]hazel
[ ]indeterminate
[ ]luminescent with vertical pupils
[ ]other
Yep, all three.

Hair color:
[ ]Blond
If blond, do you have brown roots?
[X]Brown
[ ]Something in between
[ ]White
[ ]Gray
[ ]Sorta red
[ ]Bright flaming red
[ ]Unnaturally red
[ ]Something else unnatural
[ ]Bald

Hair length:
[ ]Bald
[ ]Stubble
[X]Short short
[ ]Medium short
[ ]Long short
[ ]Ear length
[ ]Chin length
[ ]Shoulder length
[ ]Down my back
[ ]Can tuck it into my pants
[ ]Have to avoid walking on it

How crazy is the OTF?
[ ]Sane
[ ]Sorta crazy, but I can forgive that
[X]Sorta crazy, which is what makes it good
[ ]Very crazy, which I wish it wasn't
[ ]Very crazy, which is great
[ ]Completely crazy, which I think is stupid
[ ]Completely crazy, and that's the way I like it!

Are you sane?
[ ]Yes
[ ]No
[X]I post in the OTF
[ ]I'll have my psychiatrist send you a note
[ ]I'll get back to you when I chew through these straps

Do you smoke?
[X]No
[ ]One or two cigarettes a day
[ ]Half a pack a day
[ ]A full pack
[ ]Two packs
[ ]Three or four packs
[ ]Lungs like an incinerator smokestack

What do you think of as a romantic evening? Specify
Dinner, then walkin on the beach and a sunset (I love the beach). Light up a bonfire on the beach afterwards and enjoy the night.

Do you enjoy traveling?
[X]Yes
[ ]No
[ ]I'd love to, but under the terms of my parole...
[ ]If you can break me out of here, I'm all yours

Are you a vegetarian?
[ ]Total vegan
[X]Fully, but I still eat dairy Modified...
[ ]I still eat eggs
[ ]I still eat fish
[ ]I try to eat healthy, but I do eat meat every so often
[ ]Vegetarians are wimps...Gimme a steak!

Your views on hunting:
[X]Hurting animals is cruel and all hunters should burn in hell
[ ]It's wrong and should be outlawed
[ ]Only if it's your only source of food
[ ]Go ahead, as long as you eat it
[ ]I have no problem with trophy hunting
[ ]I'm an avid hunter myself
[ ]Get out there and let's start blowin' 'em away!

Anything else for the Goddess-Queen of Clams?
 

Yavanna

Diabloii.Net Member
festers50 said:
I need permission from my wife to stay out after dark :scared:
I should have added something about marital status. Too late now.

Gents, please add the following to your applications:

Marital status:
[ ]Taken vows of celibacy
[ ]Desperate
[ ]Single and searching
[ ]Single but not searching
[ ]Single enjoying a life of hedonism
[ ]Single in relationship
[ ]Deep into relationship
[ ]Engaged
[ ]Married
[ ]Polygamist
[ ]Divorced
[ ]Widowed
[ ]For you baby...I'll glady kill her
 

Steve_Kow

Banned
Marital status:
[ ]Taken vows of celibacy
[ ]Desperate
[ ]Single and searching
[ ]Single but not searching
[x ]Single enjoying a life of hedonism *I've been called a man-whore :(
[ ]Single in relationship
[ ]Deep into relationship
[ ]Engaged
[ ]Married
[ ]Polygamist
[ ]Divorced
[ ]Widowed
[ ]For you baby...I'll glady kill her
 

VampiroXIII

Diabloii.Net Member
Marital status:
[ ]Taken vows of celibacy
[ ]Desperate
[ ]Single and searching
[ ]Single but not searching
[ ]Single enjoying a life of hedonism
[ ]Single in relationship
[ ]Deep into relationship
[ ]Engaged
[ ]Married
[ ]Polygamist
[ ]Divorced
[ ]Widowed
[X]For you baby...I'll glady kill her

Jk, I'm currently unattached but keeping my eyes open :wink2:
 

ZeppelinAngel

Diabloii.Net Member
yeah so in case you're in the market for something without a penis

Gender:
[ ]Male
[X]Female
[ ]Liable to change without notice
[ ]I don't like being labeled
[ ]Other

Age:
[ ]Illegal
[X]18-30
[ ]Old

Location:
[ ]Lansing area
[ ]Michigan
[ ]Great Lakes area (including Canada)
[X]The rest of the US -North Carolina
[ ]The rest of Canada
[ ]Other
[ ]We're all citizens of the same world

Do you speak any languages besides English?
[X]Yes
please specify- uh well, technically i'm supposed to be able to speak french, but sometimes i think twice about that :scratch:
[ ]No

Education:
[ ]me wirtes prite gud
[ ]elementary school
[ ]middle school
[ ]in high school
[X]graduated high school
[ ]in college
[ ]graduated w/associate's
[ ]graduated w/bachelor's
[ ]graduated w/master's
[ ]I'm a PhD
For last five choices, specify major/degree:

Are you currently employed?
[ ]Employed? Why would anyone wanna work all day?
[ ]Not currently, but maybe I will be someday
[X]No, but I wish I was
[ ]Yes, but it pays chump change
[ ]Yes, but it's not all that much money
[ ]Yes, I make a decent living
[ ]Yes, I'm raking in dough every payday!
[ ]I'm so rich already I don't need to work

Do you like Lord of the Rings?
[ ]No, it's boring
[ ]Not really, I couldn't get into it
[ ]I suppose so
[ ]Yes, it's a good story
[ ]Yes, it's a fantastic read and great movies
[X]Lord of the Rings is teh 1337

Do you like Krispy Kreme?
[ ]No, they serve balls of fat, carbs, and sugar - heart disease by the dozen
[X]No, I don't like donuts- teh eww.. i hardly EVER eat donuts, and when i do, i am reminded of why i hate them
[ ]They make good coffee
[ ]I enjoy one of their donuts every so often
[ ]I get one every morning if possible
[ ]I'm addicted
[ ]Krispy Kreme is teh 1337

Do you play other Blizzard games besides that-which-must-not-be-specified?
[X]Yes
please specify- warcraft III, and the frozen throne
[ ]No

Height:
[ ]I'm a genuine garden gnome
[X]Midget- somewhere in the range of 5'2-5'4, i don't measure myself cause it's depressing :bonk:
[ ]Short
[ ]Average
[ ]Tall
[ ]Gargantuan
[ ]Can climb on the roof without a ladder
[ ]I shed my physical form long ago

Weight:
[ ]must avoid drafts and cracks in the sidewalk
[ ]slender
[ ]respectably trim
[ ]average
[ ]stocky
[ ]broad
[ ]massive
[X]I was going to lie anyway- why of course :teeth:

Eyes:
[X]blue- sorta turning to a blue green with a strange few streaks of yellow in em :scratch:
[ ]brown
[ ]gray
[ ]green
[ ]hazel
[ ]indeterminate
[ ]luminescent with vertical pupils
[ ]other

Hair color:
[X]Blond
If blond, do you have brown roots?-nope, natural, i do get it highlighted with some platinum to give it a little contrast though
[ ]Brown
[ ]Something in between
[ ]White
[ ]Gray
[ ]Sorta red
[ ]Bright flaming red
[ ]Unnaturally red
[ ]Something else unnatural
[ ]Bald

Hair length:
[ ]Bald
[ ]Stubble
[ ]Short short
[ ]Medium short
[ ]Long short
[ ]Ear length
[ ]Chin length
[ ]Shoulder length
[X]Down my back- about 3 inches below my shoulder blades
[ ]Can tuck it into my pants
[ ]Have to avoid walking on it

How crazy is the OTF?
[ ]Sane
[ ]Sorta crazy, but I can forgive that
[ ]Sorta crazy, which is what makes it good
[ ]Very crazy, which I wish it wasn't
[X]Very crazy, which is great
[ ]Completely crazy, which I think is stupid
[ ]Completely crazy, and that's the way I like it!

Are you sane?
[ ]Yes
[ ]No
[X]I post in the OTF
[ ]I'll have my psychiatrist send you a note
[ ]I'll get back to you when I chew through these straps

Do you smoke?
[X]No
[ ]One or two cigarettes a day
[ ]Half a pack a day
[ ]A full pack
[ ]Two packs
[ ]Three or four packs
[ ]Lungs like an incinerator smokestack

What do you think of as a romantic evening? Specify- what the hell does romantic mean?

Do you enjoy traveling?
[X]Yes- as long as i can avoid flying, so go figure
[ ]No
[ ]I'd love to, but under the terms of my parole...
[ ]If you can break me out of here, I'm all yours

Are you a vegetarian?
[ ]Total vegan
[ ]Mostly, but I still drink milk and eat dairy
[ ]I still eat eggs
[ ]I still eat fish
[ ]I try to eat healthy, but I do eat meat every so often
[X]Vegetarians are wimps...Gimme a steak!- or some bacon, anything that was mooing, oinking, etc. before it ended up in my stomach

Your views on hunting:
[ ]Hurting animals is cruel and all hunters should burn in hell
[ ]It's wrong and should be outlawed
[ ]Only if it's your only source of food
[X]Go ahead, as long as you eat it
[ ]I have no problem with trophy hunting
[ ]I'm an avid hunter myself
[ ]Get out there and let's start blowin' 'em away!

Anything else for the Goddess-Queen of Clams?- neh[/QUOTE]
 

Yavanna

Diabloii.Net Member
ZeppelinAngel said:
[X]No, I don't like donuts- teh eww.. i hardly EVER eat donuts, and when i do, i am reminded of why i hate them
Right there. Automatically. Out of the running.
 

dantose

Diabloii.Net Member
Gender:
[X]Male
[ ]Female
[ ]Liable to change without notice
[ ]I don't like being labeled
[ ]Other

Age:
[ ]Illegal
[X]18-30
[ ]Old

Location:
[ ]Lansing area
[ ]Michigan
[ ]Great Lakes area (including Canada)
[X]The rest of the US
[ ]The rest of Canada
[ ]Other
[ ]We're all citizens of the same world

Do you speak any languages besides English?
[ ]Yes
please specify
[X]No

Education:
[ ]me wirtes prite gud
[ ]elementary school
[ ]middle school
[ ]in high school
[ ]graduated high school
[X]in college
[ ]graduated w/associate's
[ ]graduated w/bachelor's
[ ]graduated w/master's
[ ]I'm a PhD
For last five choices, specify major/degree:
Pre-Med
Are you currently employed?
[ ]Employed? Why would anyone wanna work all day?
[ ]Not currently, but maybe I will be someday
[ ]No, but I wish I was
[ ]Yes, but it pays chump change
[X]Yes, but it's not all that much money
[ ]Yes, I make a decent living
[ ]Yes, I'm raking in dough every payday!
[ ]I'm so rich already I don't need to work

Do you like Lord of the Rings?
[ ]No, it's boring
[ ]Not really, I couldn't get into it
[ ]I suppose so
[ ]Yes, it's a good story
[X]Yes, it's a fantastic read and great movies
[ ]Lord of the Rings is teh 1337

Do you like Krispy Kreme?
[ ]No, they serve balls of fat, carbs, and sugar - heart disease by the dozen
[ ]No, I don't like donuts
[ ]They make good coffee
[X]I enjoy one of their donuts every so often
[ ]I get one every morning if possible
[ ]I'm addicted
[ ]Krispy Kreme is teh 1337
Dunkin Donuts is better though, and MUCH better coffee

Do you play other Blizzard games besides that-which-must-not-be-specified?
[X]Yes
please specify
WC3

[ ]No

Height:
[ ]I'm a genuine garden gnome
[ ]Midget
[ ]Short
[ ]Average
[X]Tall
[ ]Gargantuan
[ ]Can climb on the roof without a ladder
[ ]I shed my physical form long ago

Weight:
[ ]must avoid drafts and cracks in the sidewalk
[ ]slender
[ ]respectably trim
[X]average
[ ]stocky
[ ]broad
[ ]massive
[ ]I was going to lie anyway

Eyes:
[X]blue
[ ]brown
[ ]gray
[ ]green
[ ]hazel
[ ]indeterminate
[ ]luminescent with vertical pupils
[ ]other

Hair color:
[X]Blond
If blond, do you have brown roots? Hell no.
[ ]Brown
[ ]Something in between
[ ]White
[ ]Gray
[ ]Sorta red
[ ]Bright flaming red
[ ]Unnaturally red
[ ]Something else unnatural
[ ]Bald

Hair length:
[ ]Bald
[ ]Stubble
[X]Short short
[ ]Medium short
[ ]Long short
[ ]Ear length
[ ]Chin length
[ ]Shoulder length
[ ]Down my back
[ ]Can tuck it into my pants
[ ]Have to avoid walking on it

How crazy is the OTF?
[ ]Sane
[ ]Sorta crazy, but I can forgive that
[ ]Sorta crazy, which is what makes it good
[ ]Very crazy, which I wish it wasn't
[X]Very crazy, which is great
[ ]Completely crazy, which I think is stupid
[ ]Completely crazy, and that's the way I like it!

Are you sane?
[ ]Yes
[ ]No
[X]I post in the OTF
[ ]I'll have my psychiatrist send you a note
[ ]I'll get back to you when I chew through these straps

Do you smoke?
[X]No
[ ]One or two cigarettes a day
[ ]Half a pack a day
[ ]A full pack
[ ]Two packs
[ ]Three or four packs
[ ]Lungs like an incinerator smokestack

What do you think of as a romantic evening? Specify
Home cooked dinner, wine, fireplace.

Do you enjoy traveling?
[X]Yes
[ ]No
[ ]I'd love to, but under the terms of my parole...
[ ]If you can break me out of here, I'm all yours

Are you a vegetarian?
[ ]Total vegan
[ ]Mostly, but I still drink milk and eat dairy
[ ]I still eat eggs
[ ]I still eat fish
[X]I try to eat healthy, but I do eat meat every so often
[ ]Vegetarians are wimps...Gimme a steak!

I do enjoy tasty animals but I eat just about everything

Your views on hunting:
[ ]Hurting animals is cruel and all hunters should burn in hell
[ ]It's wrong and should be outlawed
[ ]Only if it's your only source of food
[X]Go ahead, as long as you eat it
[ ]I have no problem with trophy hunting
[ ]I'm an avid hunter myself
[ ]Get out there and let's start blowin' 'em away!

Except Commies, they shoud be hunted for sport, damn stalinist bastards!

Anything else for the Goddess-Queen of Clams?

Everyone knows what I think on any given topic. I get it from my dad. I love to debate.
 
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